Short Hoss Poems

Whilst the doctors discussed her fate
Her belly inflated with hate
Flat out on a gurney
For one final journey
From hospital food that she ate...

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Tex Wasabi

Tex Wasabi here. 
Specialize… cowboy haiku
My hoss Mount Fuji. 

I see you here from
Time to time; no disappoint. 
Prease rasso your joy....

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Nauseous Natasha’s cautious sister Sasha’s posh boss
Josh McIntosh from Osh Kosh
Sloshed through the marshes sporting galoshes
Looking for his lost hoss Ross
By gosh...

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He came riding in from Coahuila
A sweaty young man with a thirst intense
He drank a whole quart of raw tequila
Neither he nor his hoss have been seen since -
Please watch for Fred and his hoss is Sheila 

November 4, 2016
For Contest 5 line Max...

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Have you heard about cowpoke Clapsaddle?
,
   He rode fer years on his horse astraddle.

      His legs was badly bowed,

         And he walked pigeon-toed.

            Oddly he named his hoss Fiddle Faddle.

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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seems you ride a similar hoss,
i have a redhead yes of course,
but she dumps me in the field of play,
and pigroots till she gets away ,
gotta duck the tomato sauce,
and the back hoofs of remorse,
little Brumbie's run away...:)

thanks David Williams "a pretty red head"

Don Johnson...

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IT’S NOT ABOUT HORSES
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS



There Is a Truism That to a Few Is Known
Search Deep the Archives Were it Is Sown

"AIN"T A HOSS THAT  CAN'T BE RODE
 AIN"T NO MAN THAT CAN"T BE THO ED "

Fools Will Proceed with Mundane Discourses
Never Are Aware That it's Not about Horses...

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There was once an old cowpoke named Meyers

   For decades he'd rode an old hoss named Squires

      He'd roped steers and fixed fences

         Enjoyed beer and square dances

           And was bowlegged as a pair of pliers

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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Long shot prospect
named “Reject Hoss”
bedecked with sweat.

He fell to last
‘till he passed gas
so fast, he flew!

He ran with ease.
At Jockey’s  prod,
he squeezed in front!

Forty to one,
odds he won was
pure fun for Hoss.
 



Inspired by Dr. Ram's Than- Bauk contest.
written 8/6/11...

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Thar was once an old buckaroo named Hank,
  
   Who was very absent-minded and lank.

      He told his hoss to skedaddle,

         Fergittin' to mount the saddle.

            'Twas not the first time old Hank drew a blank!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved...

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Been throwed
Legs bowed

Prefers
Brass spurs

Bunk house
Sans spouse

Wears chaps
Perhaps

Wears jeans
Eats beans

Brands steers
Likes beers

Hates boss
Loves hoss

Straddles
Saddles

Wears boots
Hates suits

Spits juice
Profuse

Payday 
Small pay

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved...

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'Tis well known that President Reagan was very fond of jellybeans.

   On the ranch he groomed his faithful hoss and wore some grubby jeans.

      During cabinet meetings he had a ritual that was somewhat bizarre!

         They made no major decisions 'til he passed around the jellybean jar!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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Leroy
Cowboy

Rode horse
Of course

His hoss
Named Ross

Ropes steers
Slurps beers

Slouch hat
Flaunts gat

Wears boots
No suits

Eats beans
Wears jeans

Raised hell
Pell-mell

What's more
He swore

Has gal
Named Sal

To pub
For grub

They dance
Romance

They kiss
Pure bliss

Gets slopped
Fun stopped

Big brawl
(That's all)...

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Andy Griffith and Barney Fife 
Aunt Bea 
Opie 

Father knows Best 
Betty and Bud 
Kathy called “kitten” 

Loretta Young 
Dinah Shore 
The Lennon Sisters 

Bonanza 
Adam 
Hoss and Little Joe 

Sing Along With Mitch 
Gary Moore 
Ed Sullivan 

Wholesome family shows 
Until Elvis 
Showed up on Ed Sullivan 
Our shocked parents 

Jumped up and turned off the TV set 
But not soon enough...

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Little Joe, Hoss, Adam, and Ben.
I see them on the tube again.
They live in central Nevada
at a place called “Ponderosa”.

Widower Ben, and his three boys
shared their pain, as well as their joys.
We saw laughter, as well as tears, 
during a run of fourteen years.

They showed us a real frontier life,
full of adventure with some strife.
They still stand out among the best
in their exploits of the Old West....

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	Matt Caliri
Contest Name
	New Language

angus plonking wobbletrot,
rode a hoss but should have not,
had trubble with three magigator,
not his tie a gettin straighter,
wid a windsor knott.

hoss him kinda wantum rootum,
owner bloody wantum shootum,
sandgoannas not taste 2beautum,
wrong calibre no sight,
worried fella not 2 bright,

fella had a snake in shed,
shootem rootem saddle ned,
bullets bouncin yep mathilda,
shot water tank empty un-filled her,
insanitary is rite, bad 4tnite.....

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