Bad 4tnite

Matt Caliri Contest Name New Language angus plonking wobbletrot, rode a hoss but should have not, had trubble with three magigator, not his tie a gettin straighter, wid a windsor knott. hoss him kinda wantum rootum, owner bloody wantum shootum, sandgoannas not taste 2beautum, wrong calibre no sight, worried fella not 2 bright, fella had a snake in shed, shootem rootem saddle ned, bullets bouncin yep mathilda, shot water tank empty un-filled her, insanitary is rite, bad 4tnite..

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Date: 2/19/2012 7:28:00 PM
ha ha! Good one... Don... this made me smile lots... have a wonderful night... good luck in the contest,...pd...
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Date: 2/19/2012 8:16:00 PM
stupid lines for a laugh, the sillier the bettter, comedy in dum dum park, oh no me bed is wetter.... this time...
Date: 2/19/2012 3:28:00 PM
Very true indeed,I can see that you have had an adventurous journy.....enjoy to reading this story...thank you alot Don!!!Good luck ! - oxox Anne-Lise
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Date: 2/19/2012 1:50:00 PM
An entertaining and fun write, Don. Best wishes in the contest. Love, Kim
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Date: 2/19/2012 6:27:00 AM
much fun! DJ! and thanks for "typo" observation on "yew" tree!
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Date: 2/19/2012 5:40:00 AM
Okay..Good luck in the contest..Reads like a winner to me..Thanks for stopping by..I guess that you are looking forward to some cooler winter weather or do you have winter there in the land down under?...Sara
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Don Johnson
Date: 2/19/2012 3:23:00 PM
well me old canadian mate wears stubby shorts and teeshirt summer and winter... been doing it last 30 years...he came for the heat he said...old Rhymer Halliwell....
Date: 2/18/2012 9:27:00 PM
Nice one:) Funny indeed! best wishes for the contest:)
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Date: 2/18/2012 9:08:00 PM
Ha! It's so funny and contemporary! I love it. Anyway, best of luck in the contest! I'm in it too.  -KMD
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