Short Hamburger Poems

DNA kits
        for tender tots
        appetites lost


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Sir! No Hamburger.
Sir! I Am A Cheeseburger.
Sir! Get a Milk Shake....

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pitch ice-cream in churn….
American Teachers learn
hamburger buns burn...

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More acid reflux
Grease Bomb hamburger deluxe
Like eating corn shucks

By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX...

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they call me sam
i'am what i'am
it makes my heart beat
the taste is a treat
lifts me off my feet
i'am a 
HAMBURGER FREAK...

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Diet Issues #1

A hamburger the fat oozing through it-


© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
February 14, 2010

Poetic form: Monoku...

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its cheap
real meat
get underneat
it lunch
you juct munch
as you walk and talk
don't have to money
well honey
buy
HAMBURGER AND FRIES...

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A hamburger with the lot,
Is where all the fat got,
French fries are the same,
Cheeseburgers too pretty lame,
They all make your arteries clot....

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my Thanksgiving comes with a sigh
I’m a steak and hamburger guy
	roasted turkey is not
	the kind of meal I want
I'll chow down on the pumpkin pie!...

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Look at those nails
I never saw anything like them
How do you open a door?
Make a hamburger
Thread a needle?
Type?
Hug a baby.
Without puncturing it?...

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Cabbage rolls wrapped in green leaves
ground hamburger cooked
add chopped onions and  the rice
mix together-roll
ingredients tight
roll in  leaf
eat.
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Humphry Dumphry sat in the hall
Eating a hamburger and things that crawl
A silly old kook
Wearing a tuque
Wee Humphry choking on a dirty big hairball...

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Humphry Dumphry sat in the hall
Eating a hamburger and things that crawl
A silly old kook
Wearing a tuque
Wee Humphry choking on a dirty big hairball ...

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Syria 
They are playing 
Politics 
With peoples life 

Russian Caviar and
American hamburger
Do not blend 
    
Passover and Iran
Break the bread mates.  
And restrain yourself....

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Juicy hamburger, on bun
Covered with onion
In basket of crispy fries.
Slice of tomato,
Slathered with mayo.
Piping hot,
Yummm!

April 27,2011

Fast Food Epulaeryu Contest...

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If I had a surfboard 
I would whack you on the head.
I’d smack you and crack you until you are dead.
But since I don’t
I will say “Thank you for the hamburger. 
Please do not ask me out for date number two.”...

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Had lunch at a hamburger joint today
Charged 50 cents extra for mayo, eyes became blazed
Jaw dropped, I gasped
Said, “stuff it up your ass”
It's a damn condiment, are you serious, it left me dazed...

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Had lunch at a hamburger joint today
Charged 50 cents extra for mayo, eyes became glazed
Jaw dropped, I gasped
Said, “stuff it up your ass”
It's a damn condiment, are you serious, it left me dazed...

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Horribly, heartlessly horrifying hearty healthy hookworms hasten to 
heat up Henry’s hamburger haven. Here within, harmoniously and happily harbored and headquartered in Henry’s haphazardly helter-skelter heroic stomach....

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Just one French fry the princess begged the photographer
And a tiny bit of ketchup and maybe a small hamburger.
Should I just go to McDonald’s for you? He asked in a mean way.
She nodded her head. He had just made her day!...

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one by one
the days turn into blurs
my head feels like hamburger scrambled
my whole body aches right down to my jelly legs
and tingling toes
and i know that winter has come
feeling numb
at a standstill
like a statue
frozen in time...

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On the road in hungry mode, 
Golden arches call! 
Stomach immensely howling, 
“Big Mac” has attacked.
Hamburger and cheese 
Zingy sauce to please, 
Gulp it down!
Plump!

Written 5/5/11 for Gwendolen Rix Fast Food Epulaeryu contest....

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HAMBURGER HAPPINESS

 
while the potatoes watch TV

and the addicts

frequent movie houses

skulls drool and devour

hamburger happiness,

I lie on my smooth blue

silk and contemplate

the sorrows of

the ocean


 © Kim van Breda—June 2014...

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Dog hair in my omelets.
Dog hair in my sleeve.
Dog hair in my carpets.
I can barely breathe.

Dog hair in my hamburger.
Dog hair floating in the air in every way.
We are eating globs of dog hair
Loving this big galoot more every single day....

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Summer
Summer days they go by so fast, I wish they would slow down so I could make them last. The hot days sitting under the sun, wish I could have a hamburger on a bun. Now the season coming to an end is such a bummer because there’s no more summer....

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