Short Gullible Poems
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Thrashing fish?
No death wish!
Armor of God
Lightning rod
Reason for joy?
Satan can't destroy!
A pirate I knew named Tucker
Was quite a gullible sucker
I mixed his rum with a lime
I said " It'll would taste fine"
So now, He’s a drunken old pucker
On the zig zag zenith
we will polarize
the camps between us
who don't realize
the gullible draft
of the patient soul
complacent idols
we will leave unwhole.
Keep the children
out of schools…
stop teaching them golden rules –
mold them into ignorant fools –
raise them gullible, compliant –
dreamless and silent….
Golly, what a Pickle you’re In -- Bub,
How is it That you’re stuck in a Pub?
Gullible -- You look, Pimp
for why not hop, on Blimps?
and Fly in its Massive Ruba-dub.
There once was a man most pious
Who felt his predictions had no bias
Of rapture he spouted
While the world simply doubted
He simply ensnared the more gullible of us
There goes my puleng
No force on earth can stop her
My poor sorrows
Must explain themselves to the
Gullible hearts they meet
Puleng:a girl's name meaning " born in the rain"
There once was a gullible taxman
Who dated a rich lady named Ann
When the taxes were due
She declared I love you
Why don't we take a trip to Milan
AP: Honorable Mention 2021
Gullible I am
Gullible I will always be
Been burnt many a time
Lesson learnt….No Siree!
Soft hearted, trusting
Is who I am
Will I ever change
Lesson learnt…No Ma’am!
All of the leading doctors recommend Camels.
Well, dang it, if Camels are good enough for the leading doctors
I had better smoke myself some Camels!
Were we this gullible back in the day?
Yes.
I'm just as gullible as the next average joe
Thinking MOST world leaders are trusting souls
Delirious some say
There's some that convey
A serious undermining of an honest portfolio
Seriously?
Give me a break! I am not that gullible!
What's this baloney you're trying to feed me?
Most ridiculous story I ever heard!
Do you truly think I was born yesterday?
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Apparently there's a whole controversy
About whether we landed on the moon, mercy me
Whatta hoax that would be
Watched it in '69, gullible me
Would mean millions of people were in on this travesty
Nullable gullible hear cheer
Wear tear people absorbing here fear
Wheedle needle arm to harm
Bare to where your broken tokens?
Sanatize prize sought fought
Human acumen great berate
Blunder thunder, yet ride that tide'
the gullible are too many, the sane too few ~ what will voters do
barbs being thrown, tit for tat, red states, blue states ~ I've had enough of that
tired of all the political rants ~ they bite each other like red ants
I.
you lead me gently,
my soul brushes against yours;
i’m taken over.
II.
i'm drifting closer.
please let me into your skin.
will you want my love?
III.
my gullible heart,
now emptier than before,
heavily guarded.
Economics is a matter of interest
in the market of stagnation
lets forward laissez faire
we are not gullible
Man steps on live railway track
watch his leather hoof
wild horses conveyed
anatomically decompartized
Little fly
Buzzing from nose to bread
Do not try
To let my amusement shed
Attention
From blotter to the swatter
I'm too refined for such matter
The tension
Has no ice to preserve it here
Flies are gullible, and lizards everywhere
Handle better
Trivial matter.
Some males brag of their size?
Gullible Gloria fell for his verbal disguise.
Like a goof, she opened her eyes!
When seen, ran for the big front door.
Like a chihuahua, teeny to its core!
10-22-202O
Poem # 2
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draping
hern hips
her dome's
tresses
it's thick
past it's cinnamon
redolence
sweet wet
mine
lips
Deep within the halls of despair awaits a dream disguised as a nightmare.
Black as the night or bright as the day, unforgiven passion burns as though a summer day.
Relentless was the crow upon the grave of innocence that proved too gullible to survive winters wrath
Am I gullible or not?
Why listen to you, or what?
Your opinion does not rate,
Totally futile, great!
What would an Einstein say?
Why listen to BS anyway?
You don't have to like me,
I don't have to believe thee,
Not everyone likes everyone else,
I get to please myself!
TV Psychics
By: Tom
2-2-2020
Television psychics want our money to prognosticate,
when only God sees the future and determines our fate.
If we think some psychic can tell our future from afar,
it shows little intelligence and just how gullible we are.
Tears, silly tears,
Tears, gullible tears,
They have no color
They have no feelings
They have no emotions
Come joy or sorrow
They flow out
From their eye-burrows
Like saline rivers
Towards unseen sweet water oceans
And dry up on barren cheek deserts
Tears, silly tears!
If ignorance, you have a total predeliction to bestow,
Send emails with the command, at the end to:
“Please forward to everyone you know!”
1-24-2022
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