Short Grossly Poems
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Lennie was a Hen-pecked pastry baker
Who told His wife He might forsake Her.
She nagged and was grossly obese.
He wanted it to quickly cease.
Whereupon He frosted Her Half-acre.
A badly crazed, disgustingly earnest feline
grossly, haughtily, ignorantly judges kangaroos,
losing many niggling oppressed pumas
quietly reserving skunks to understand
very wayward x-rays, you Zebras.
D'ya know what burns this guy's ass
A flame about bum high sometimes ignites the gas
An explosion follows closely
The odour is quite grossly
For creativeness I go to the head of the class
When heaven's been discarded
and our dreams are lost forever,
then we will wail o'er our
misspent fortune-- our small
time in history, soon to be
forgotten by twittering birds
and grossly fat narcissists.
D'ya know what burns this guy's ass (donkey)
A flame about bum high sometimes ignites the gas
An explosion follows closely
The odor is quite grossly
For creativeness, I go to the head of the class
D'ya know what burns this guy's **** (donkey)
A flame about bum high sometimes ignites the gas
An explosion follows closely
The odour is quite grossly
For creativeness, I go to the head of the class
It is over
dissipating while dancing;
Tapping everywhere loudly
now grossly exaggerated;
The beginning came in the end;
Exaggerated grossly now
loudly everywhere tapping;
Dancing while dissipating,
over is it?
D'ya know what burns this guy's ass
A flame about bum high sometimes ignites the gas
An explosion follows closely
The odour is quite grossly
For creativeness I go to the head of the class
© Jack Ellison 2016
I hate how you hurt her
You with your brains inside out
gray fragile thing.
You look like a grossly oversize
condom
mostly wrung out.
Slap you and hit
make you cry.
Your silence and stare
skin of your bones.
Cry baby, Cry baby
cut open our hearts
and scream yourself in.
Sectional life in the boxes or wedges.
Bold colors, mixed up life
Were you evil or prophetic?
Was it all to be noticed?
Art you way, no explainations!
Subjects cross-sectioned, dissected,
Grossly or brilliantly created?
Art observed by the viewer, for the viewer to critique.
There once was a woman named Fay
who would frighten most men away,
she was grossly fat
and most didn’t like that;
but the ones that did; begged to stay.
(Limerick)
05/14/2023
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Jesus, Gave Me a Lift
Written: by Tom Wright
4/23/2018
Believing was mile marker one,
on my road to becoming.
When Jesus entered my heart
I was lifted past thumbing.
I couldn’t become more
without first believing that He could.
Today, I sit lamenting times,
when I grossly misunderstood.
I no longer like Nash,
At him teeth gnash;
A chance and his head bash
For being grossly rash
In his spending of cash
Over a bought sash
All his reasons “Thrash”
To him like a child trash!
I shall no longer see Nash,
For it shall end in a crash,
Now quite sure he’s brash…
Indeed, this way Nash
To another I’ll dash!
He lied
He’d died!
Alan Abel faked his death and an obituary was published in the New York Times on 2nd January 1980, On January 3, 1980, he held a press conference and said "reports of my demise have been grossly exaggerated".
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11/15/20
The girl with no middle name
Seeks no middle ground
Her success with people
Leads to racy rumors
She must cover up on her own
For no one else is willing to help
She was once in my arms
And she once stood under the roof of my house
But now, the short distance dividing our homes
Grows grossly
And we stand in the middle
The girl with no middle name and I
Form:
Self Reflection
by Michael R. Burch
(for anyone struggling with self-image)
She has a comely form
and a smile that brightens her dorm . . .
but she’s grossly unthin
when seen from within;
soon a grieving campus will mourn.
Yet she’d never once criticize
a friend for the size of her thighs.
Do unto others—
sisters and brothers?
Yes, but also ourselves, likewise.
tubers on the vine
flourishing in fertile soil
field of potatoes
I swilled vodka made of spuds ~ Absolut
Distilled veggies that were grown as a root
Drank another bottle
Hit the ground full throttle
Grossly soused but I didn't give a hoot
ingested as French fries, potatoes are better for human health
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January 21, 2022
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Green envious words set on fire
Ambitious absurd crazy with desire
Salty teal tears that cut like shears
Licorice fears blackened by years
Improvised strength in indigo words
Grossly exaggerated like flight of bird
How high it soars without your jealousy
Till you shoot it down committing felony
Instead of being wind of encouragement
Needing a win you embrace then lament
Gorging selfish spirit lacking red repents
Hillary referred to half of the voters as a “basket of deplorables,”
Grossly generalizing Trump’s supporters as not so adorable.
She is cutting off her nose to spite her face,
There are many who are undecided in this political race.
That is such a low opinion of the American people.
Hillary must not feel that U.S. citizens are equal.
Maybe what will sway the vote is her e-mail scandal…
It is just too much for the enlightened voter to handle.
The grass is overgrown
there is litter everywhere,
the roads are full of cracks and holes
in need of much repair,
the buses are erratic
the trains keep breaking down,
abandoned cars and traffic jams
in almost every town,
the police force and the hospitals
are grossly undermanned,
and farmers losing all their stock
I just don't understand,
we have no emergency
not even a recession,
we are not a third world country
so why give that impression.
Who’s been struck with even little hammer
And his lips failed to curses yammer:
“Son-of-a-” not part of grammar:
For a blow, mortal, control stammer?
Struck with a big or a little hammer!
One is sure to enact a drama;
Golden voice hatching golden stammer,
Striker: replica of Osama
While one is far flung from Obama:
A writhing cut tail of Agama.
The Hitter Bigger Monday Hammer
Bound to give up any Akiyama
And grossly cough Newest Yamaha!
12/5/2023
Ridiculous, so, inhumane and grossly unfair!
Does a Trans-sexual think he has special flair?
Invading swimming pools like humongous whales?
Ensuring,that female swimming competitions fail?
These are things,not a poem had the chutzpah to addres
I fnd such topics should neither be hidden nor suppressed!
the great goodness gets gracefully
the good goodness grows gleefully
the goodness goes gladly
the grubby goodness gives greatly
the grand goodness guards grossly
the good good good God the Father
the great goodness gets gracefully
the gorgeous goodness guesses greedily
the good goodness gathers gorgeously
the gross goodness grabs gradually
the glorious goodness guides gratefully
the good good good God the Father
4/11/19
Sometimes
it feels like
a mauling
these bits and pieces
you extract from me
like a parasite feeding
sucking from my being
my life force without
permission or qualm-
this is my life,
my precious life
if you must feed from me
consume all of me
please, don't leave me
grossly deformed
skinless, raw
pinked fleshed,
wet, sore and bleeding
open to infection
where yellow pus ooze
the scabby scabs scabbed over
and over and over again.
let me live whole
or let me die whole.
Flowers of the Curious Mind
Sent were flowers of the curious mind
following echoes of Cantu's muse
No curses , words grossly unkind
insults hidden deeply in clever ruse
Dare not stab sweet music of mortal man
with deeds sordidly played tho' sweet
Transgress not Nature's surviving plan
with arrogant contempt born of defeat
Embrace life's melody as a lost friend
dancing within it's tune so fine
Live, live gloriously until life's end
drink, drink richly of it's finest wine!
05-24-2014