Short Gallons Poems

Gallons of heart-ache
pouring into life's pitcher
diluting substance...

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Few pints of droplets,

Gallons a creek, tons a sea,

Under weightless clouds....

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QUESTIONKU

silent cursor
across google earth
zero gallons per mile?

© Harry J Horsman 2012...

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.
just 
used about 
three gallons of 
water rinsing out a 
yogurt pot just so it 
could go in the 
recycling 
bin
....

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The only sane response
Is chainsmoking
Drinking gallons of coffee
Listening to album after album
Time drags on
In this backwards reality...

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If we were to divide our planet's water 
among everyone equally,
every person alive worldwide would possess 
50 billion gallons of water a piece....

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Doctors spread this message about
Drink gallons of water they tout
To soften this dose
Know where bathrooms are close
Since what's in must often come out!...

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There is a young lady named Kelly,
With a rather large butt and belly,
When she does striptease,
She wobbles with ease,
After eating two gallons of jelly....

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A merman once jumped o’er my rail,
And we shared four gallons of ale!
I don’t kiss and tell
But my panties fell
And that was my best piece of tail!

July 31, 2018...

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Now that 
we’ve processed 
the whales 
on their gurney
and salvaged 
some profit 
from rainforest trees,
maybe it’s 
time we stab 
forks in our ice cream,
turn cones 
of attrition on you & me....

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So,
a recent
study showed
that the average
person walks about
800 miles per year and
on average we each drink 
around 22 gallons of alcohol
in that time; so this means that  
on average we get about 41 mpg...

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Cash! Boom!
planes maneuver'd
by cruel terrorists
dove-crash'd into the twin towers,
and made them crumble with people inside--
thus thousands of gallons of blood
was pour'd upon all those
sanguinary
Vampires!...

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Sometimes I like myself more than I should
Other I wonder how I ever could
I believe I'm My worst enemy
Sabotaging myself so as not to be free
A variety of drugs, gallons of booze
On and on like I've nothing to lose...

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A 55 gallon barrel
Full of pulverized
Oyster shells
Mixed with wood ash
And sawdust
And porklard

55 gallons of
Pulverized oyster
Shells.mixed
With basalt.

Alkalinity
Alkalinity
Mind the
Bushels bouiz
Mind the
Bushels!...

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Facts are precisely what they are,
Indisputable;
Stubbornly enduring stains.
Pour gallons of bleach 
To completely submerge in bucket,
Fat chance; the stains remain.



Date written: 09/29/2021...

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Almost awake they come dragging in, at daylight they are zombies ready to leave
                        Gallons of coffee is never enough,the hour before dawn is the worst
                                        The shift from Hell, could not have a better name...

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Get i right or
don't do it at all
stand straight up
bounce back when you fall
keep your eyes on the 
prize
go for what you know
regcogize your
obstacles
let everyone know
Twelve hocks
thre gallons of broth
some potatoes
4 large cabbages
mans
that some good eating!...

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The big Allosaurus
Loved to bite its neighbour
Guzzle blood by gallons

The Apatosaurus
Laid eggs in sand nest
An ugly herbivore

A few had wings to fly
Giant beaks and piercing eyes
Stole fledgling from nests

But lived long ago
That we may never learn or know
whether could be good pets...

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I sketched 
You, with words
To calm 

A weary heart 
To sleep tight 
In slithering night, but 
Your whimsy craving 
Echoed, sweetly
	
The breath 
Of Northern stars
Fetching us

Gallons of 
Scented 
Rain
Like wine, brewed with 
Gleaming pieces 

Of you 
And me
‘Neath a silky sheet...

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Dear Victory Girl from the bay or [dock]

I knew you'd be beautiful

for the sake of the decline...let hedonism take its toll...
Just so I Can Forget

How do you smile like that?

I'm bleeding gallons thinking of your face.

My most sincere pains,shames,claims,and thought about pet names, lie with you

signed-

Unused,and abused...

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There’s coming a time of great cheer
when folks will drink gallons of beer
   tell tales of wee sprites
   and magical sights.
St. Patrick’s Day soon will be here.

On that day, if you don’t wear green,
just stay in your house. Don’t be seen,
   or else a hard pinch
   might cause you to flinch.
Some pinchers can be downright mean!
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I am addicted to raspberry tea

   I prefer it to a fine French Chablis

      If alcohol it contained

         I'd stagger about half-brained

            Guzzling gallons to gratify me

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No. 2 in Francine Robert's "Pick a Beverage, any Beverage" Contest - Oct 2011...

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Alcohol was my vice digesting evil spirits unaware at the time i was quenching GODS spirit. Eyes wide shut i couldn't see things clear drowning my sorrows in gallons of beer. A ticking time bomb i was bound to explode the kingdom of darkness made my heart turn cold. The almighty seen my pain put my life on track, with grace on chest with mercy on my back....

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"Unfortunately, it’s unrealistic to rescue all wildlife impacted during oil spills." - quote by NOAA on oil-spills
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Even oil spills on ocean surface roars
Grieving the odd dead birds washed up on shores
A few gallons slicks, crude sink
Spillers and Skimmers off sync
Priceless space tools - a gamble on all fours...

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thunder and lightning
are weapons of sky gods
the gods of war and tears
guardians of planet earth
regularly on rehearsal visits
with loaded cruise missiles
water gallons and tear gas
to train select nations in war
the ones on front-line defense
on combat, assault Technics
and scorched earth wastage
in preparation for war actions
in event of aliens attack 
at the end of physical times...

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