Logical Reasoning

So,
a recent
study showed
that the average
person walks about
800 miles per year and
on average we each drink 
around 22 gallons of alcohol
in that time; so this means that  
on average we get about 41 mpg
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Trifiatis Avatar
August 11, 2015 at 5:18 AM
Further reasoning: we should multiply 41 by 2 for when drunk we see all as double! Ha-ha! Enjoyed it dear Bill!
Lindsay Avatar
August 11, 2015 at 9:31 AM
A valid consideration ... ;)
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