Catch of the Day

A merman once jumped o’er my rail,
And we shared four gallons of ale!
I don’t kiss and tell
But my panties fell
And that was my best piece of tail!

July 31, 2018

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Date: 8/7/2018 6:16:00 AM
Congratulations on your #1 win! :)
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Date: 8/7/2018 2:52:00 AM
G'day Cindi … what a way to go when fishing but without a toilet on board four gallons of ale would have risen the sea level - or sunk your boat - thanks for the giggle Cindi - Lindsay
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Date: 8/6/2018 12:02:00 AM
This is so cute Cindi! Congratulations on coming in First with this gem! : )
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Date: 8/5/2018 6:53:00 AM
Congrats on your top win, Cindi! Great one!
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Date: 8/4/2018 10:09:00 PM
NOW THAT'S A LIMERICK.....deserving of the top spot....well done Cindi
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Date: 8/4/2018 9:09:00 PM
Cindi, congrats on your winning placement and taking home the treasure chest! :) Bartholomew
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Date: 8/4/2018 7:29:00 PM
awesome limerick - classically excellent. Great first placer - congratulations
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Date: 8/4/2018 5:19:00 PM
oh my goodness, what a GREAT limerick. A well deserved win, Cindi. Congrats. Carolyn gives GREAT jewelry gifts!!! Hurry and give her your ring size and favorite color!!
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Date: 8/4/2018 4:06:00 PM
oh so witty Cindi:-) many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 8/4/2018 3:26:00 PM
Were they Imperial gallons? Well done, glad you had fun! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 8/4/2018 2:29:00 PM
What a great limerick, Cindi! Perfect form, including meter, and a punch line that is hilarious. (I was drinking some milk when I first read this and it shot out my nose.) LOL Congrats on a first-place win. Please send me a Soup Mail with an address for your prize. Let me know your favorite color and ring size if known. Carolyn
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Cindi Rockwell
Date: 8/4/2018 3:28:00 PM
P.S. Sorry about the milk.
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Cindi Rockwell
Date: 8/4/2018 3:27:00 PM
Thank you! A fun write for sure!
Date: 8/2/2018 12:00:00 PM
Very entertaining and well done!
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Date: 7/31/2018 10:13:00 PM
"A merman" Nice one...Very witty poem...Lots of fun...All the best Cindi
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Cindi Rockwell
Date: 7/31/2018 10:27:00 PM
Thank you! Had to smoke a herring after the experience!
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