Catch of the Day

A merman once jumped o’er my rail,
And we shared four gallons of ale!
I don’t kiss and tell
But my panties fell
And that was my best piece of tail!

July 31, 2018
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Gentry Avatar
August 7, 2018 at 6:16 AM
Congratulations on your #1 win! :)
Laurie Avatar
August 7, 2018 at 2:52 AM
G'day Cindi … what a way to go when fishing but without a toilet on board four gallons of ale would have risen the sea level - or sunk your boat - thanks for the giggle Cindi - Lindsay
Marcum Wong Avatar
August 6, 2018 at 12:02 AM
This is so cute Cindi! Congratulations on coming in First with this gem! : )
Rodrigues Avatar
August 5, 2018 at 6:53 AM
Congrats on your top win, Cindi! Great one!
Lawless Avatar
August 4, 2018 at 10:09 PM
NOW THAT'S A LIMERICK.....deserving of the top spot....well done Cindi
Williams Avatar
August 4, 2018 at 9:09 PM
Cindi, congrats on your winning placement and taking home the treasure chest! :) Bartholomew
Waters Avatar
August 4, 2018 at 7:29 PM
awesome limerick - classically excellent. Great first placer - congratulations
Dietrich Avatar
August 4, 2018 at 5:19 PM
oh my goodness, what a GREAT limerick. A well deserved win, Cindi. Congrats. Carolyn gives GREAT jewelry gifts!!! Hurry and give her your ring size and favorite color!!
Allison Avatar
August 4, 2018 at 4:06 PM
oh so witty Cindi:-) many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
August 4, 2018 at 3:26 PM
Were they Imperial gallons? Well done, glad you had fun! Aloha! Rico
Devonshire Avatar
August 4, 2018 at 2:29 PM
What a great limerick, Cindi! Perfect form, including meter, and a punch line that is hilarious. (I was drinking some milk when I first read this and it shot out my nose.) LOL Congrats on a first-place win. Please send me a Soup Mail with an address for your prize. Let me know your favorite color and ring size if known. Carolyn
Rockwell Avatar
August 4, 2018 at 3:28 PM
P.S. Sorry about the milk.
Rockwell Avatar
August 4, 2018 at 3:27 PM
Thank you! A fun write for sure!
Kitchin Avatar
August 2, 2018 at 12:00 PM
Very entertaining and well done!
Michael Avatar
July 31, 2018 at 10:13 PM
"A merman" Nice one...Very witty poem...Lots of fun...All the best Cindi
Rockwell Avatar
July 31, 2018 at 10:27 PM
Thank you! Had to smoke a herring after the experience!
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