Dentist Named Dick

There once was a dentist named Dick
He inflicted pain with a kick
A patient named Fred
Was soon seeing red,
So he jumped down and ran out quick.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Laurie Avatar
August 31, 2018 at 11:54 PM
G'day Caren … by the sound of this bloke Caren, I'm glad you wrote 'once was' - thank you Caren - Lindsay
Krutsinger Avatar
September 1, 2018 at 5:54 AM
I used my dad's name because it rhymes with everything, then I felt guilty because he was so insanely sweet and I have never met a dentist who did not hurt me.
Leffanta Avatar
August 30, 2018 at 2:12 PM
Ah, but one can not do that in the military, so always be grateful you did not see a military dentist! Aloha! Rico
Krutsinger Avatar
August 31, 2018 at 12:16 AM
I think I did. I will never forget the awfulness when he was poking around in there.
Goss Avatar
August 30, 2018 at 6:55 AM
Humorous poem!
Krutsinger Avatar
August 30, 2018 at 7:16 AM
If you knew how much I love dentists you would understand even more completely. I picture their needles eight feet long.
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