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Dentist Named Dick

There once was a dentist named Dick He inflicted pain with a kick A patient named Fred Was soon seeing red, So he jumped down and ran out quick.

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/31/2018 11:54:00 PM

G'day Caren … by the sound of this bloke Caren, I'm glad you wrote 'once was' - thank you Caren - Lindsay

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/1/2018 5:54:00 AM

I used my dad's name because it rhymes with everything, then I felt guilty because he was so insanely sweet and I have never met a dentist who did not hurt me.

Rico Leffanta

Date: 8/30/2018 2:12:00 PM

Ah, but one can not do that in the military, so always be grateful you did not see a military dentist! Aloha! Rico

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 8/31/2018 12:16:00 AM

I think I did. I will never forget the awfulness when he was poking around in there.

Christopher Goss

Date: 8/30/2018 6:55:00 AM

Humorous poem!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 8/30/2018 7:16:00 AM

If you knew how much I love dentists you would understand even more completely. I picture their needles eight feet long.