Short Floppy Poems

Fluffy floppy furball
Chewie chompie carnivorous
Nom nom nom...

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her very best
large brim floppy hat
driving in to town



posted on June 11, 2018...

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Ollie the Ostrich forever floored
   No lift from his sticks

Dumbo the Elephant's Disney reward
   ~ Floppy ear tricks...

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Five 
Fancy
Fleshy
Foxy
Friends
Followed
Feather-like
Finery
For
Fun-filled,
Flashy
Farfetched
Floppy
Flip-flops
Forever
Flowered....

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He thinks my tractor's sexy
I wear gold hoops and pink clogs
My hat's quite floppy
My furrow set to sow
He thinks my tractor's sexy
and I bounce around for him....

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How's your old ball-point pen
Is it still flowing through to the end
Does it stay rigid
Or is it a floppy digit
Heard there's a new version that bends...

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The King of the Skunks and the Queen of the Rats
Went to a cafe wearing floppy green hats
Everybody said, "They do look swell!
But hoo-wee honey -- they sure 'nuff smell!"...

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She is big getting bigger .
 Floppy  extending  figure . 
  She is a progressive expansion .
   A human living mansion.
     Exit is an entry a puzzle to configure. 

29 Aug 2021...

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 I once met an old bloke from Dover
Who fancied a roll in the clover 
He popped a blue pill 
But was floppy still 
So he didn’t get his leg over!

07 10 17...

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As the mercury starts to levitate,
and May hunts down chill residues,  

warmed breezes rummage the ground 
for ten sun-worshippers 
cruising in two dusty, 
floppy convertibles....

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She was lava lamp pliable
Easily moved and positioned
Flippy floppy appendages 

Ridiculously compliant
Rare signs of life
Loud breathing

Danger of falling
Bed sore bound
Six year coma...

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Pussy cats are always licking their bodies
Tried that once but some parts are quite floppy
Hard to accomplish
Need an accomplice
Which leads to other stuff and give me the jollies...

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Did you ever wake up with parts still asleep
You arm feels foreign and those aren't your feet
They're attached they are
But it feels bizarre
Don't try walking, bad words you'll excrete...

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You melt my heart and other parts of my body
In fact, some of my parts are anything but floppy
You could call me tense
Rigid parts quite immense
Gasping, drooling and excessively sloppy...

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Did you ever wake up with parts still asleep
You arms feel all floppy and those aren't your feet
They're attached they are
But it feels bizarre
Don't try walking, bad words you'll excrete...

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An Egg McMuffin, hash browns and a coffee
Without this yummy brekkie, my day starts off rocky 
Can't say I'm addicted
But helps me get untwisted
A day without brekkie is like a kick in the floppy...

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I am a dog, a pup no longer
I huff and puff
just a push-over lover;
fuzzy and floppy
my soul a place for muddy paws
and sniffy tingles.
Your feline purrs
have groomed my hairs
and your belly rubs
are the best.
You wag me....

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As much as we pamper them it's still a dog's life
Can't feed themselves, pick their nose, use a fork or knife
Sure glad I'm almost human
Can seem like an allusion 
Coz of my long floppy ears and a tail to be precise...

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Emerald eyes staring at me
Staring at my floppy flabs
Staring at my rounded face
Staring at my too-small eyes,
Staring at flat nose,
Staring at my fat limbs,
Staring at my thin lips.
Jaded eyes all around me,
Cynical with tedious envy....

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His wife said she’d got a new house pet
He'd not seen her smile like this in years
When she showed him she’d bought a ‘rabbit’
He'd expected one with floppy ears!

09~02~14

Contest: Well I declare!
Sponsor: Judy Konos...

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Above the choppy,
viewed from
behind the glassy
winded and floppy.
He observes the flossy 
dark black rolling 
white and frothy.
Salt filtered manes blown 
acrossy limpits rocky 
trapping olde anchors rusty
amongst filleted fishy

...

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I’ve danced in a clowning jig,
Bells on my nimble toes,
Askew on my head, a wig,
Smile painted over my woes.

I’ve clapped in a rhythm inane---
Jumped in my floppy clothes…
My grease-paint dissolved in rain…
While tear-drop insanity flows....

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I’ve danced in a clowning jig,
Bells on my nimble toes,
Askew on my head, a wig,
Smile painted over my woes.

I’ve clapped in a rhythm inane---
Jumped in my floppy clothes…
My grease-paint dissolved in rain…
While tear-drop insanity flows....

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dinosaurs wilted
their floppy necks curled
foetal position
defeated by life
lights suddenly out
cruel death peaceful



AP: 3rd place 2020

Submitted on June 18, 2018 for contest WHEN SIX LINES IS A PERFECT FIX sponsored by SILENT ONE  -  RANKED 2ND...

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humble pansies shine brightly 
showy against grey winter sky 
floppy faces nod cheerfully
holding heavy heads up high 
velvet petals gently flutter 
in a purple-white-blue whole 
a rainbow hued celebration 
thirst quenching for the soul 


27 August 2022...

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