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He's a Flop

 I once met an old bloke from Dover
Who fancied a roll in the clover 
He popped a blue pill 
But was floppy still 
So he didn’t get his leg over!

07 10 17

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Anna Hopper

July 17, 2017 at 2:31 PM

Lol! Glad I chose to read this!

Jan Allison

July 17, 2017 at 4:23 PM

Thanks Anna:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

July 16, 2017 at 9:00 AM

LOL, thanks for all the chuckles today x

Jan Allison

July 17, 2017 at 4:23 PM

Glad I raised a smile Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

July 14, 2017 at 12:01 PM

Long ago in the eighties, Ry Cooder was penning Look At Granny Run. I believe that grandpa was the first known record of how successful that blue pill can be.

Jan Allison

July 15, 2017 at 4:34 PM

lol cheers jean:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

July 12, 2017 at 3:27 PM

another awesome limerick from you, my friend.Keep them coming.

Jan Allison

July 13, 2017 at 5:57 PM

I don't know if they get better and better or worse and worse lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

July 12, 2017 at 2:42 PM

- Avoid blue pills :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

July 13, 2017 at 5:56 PM

Lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

July 11, 2017 at 5:53 PM

Even without a photograph the IMAGEry is well... :-) !!! Maybe he should double those//blue pills to give his hose//Some get up and go//So you would know//It was time to get out of your clothes. Hugnootchkins ~ j

Jan Allison

July 11, 2017 at 6:16 PM

Ha ha ha great comment John:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

July 11, 2017 at 8:45 AM

deflated dreams:) Very funny, Jan. lol

Jan Allison

July 11, 2017 at 12:32 PM

Thanks Daniel:-) hugs Jan xx

Pipping Stars

July 11, 2017 at 8:40 AM

hmm ... very much like an entertaing wet noodle ... dangled by sauce. ... cute ...

Jan Allison

July 11, 2017 at 12:32 PM

Thanks Branded:-) HUGS JAN XX

Lisa Ricci

July 11, 2017 at 7:04 AM

Good Morning Jan. I hope this day finds you well. This is the smile and chuckle for the day. Thank you for that. The old bloke should have chose the red pill (lol). Just kidding Jan. You do so well with the Limerick format. Honestly. Have a wonderful morning.

Jan Allison

July 11, 2017 at 12:33 PM

Hahaha great comment hope you are OK:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

July 11, 2017 at 4:18 AM

I'm going through underpants like wildfire, Jan. In the future I'll have to avoid all liquids, in order to read your poetry. Luv'it!

Jan Allison

July 11, 2017 at 12:34 PM

Lol M L your cat avatar must have inspired today's poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

July 11, 2017 at 3:08 AM

This made me LOL, tell me how did it end ;)

Jan Allison

July 11, 2017 at 12:36 PM

End... it never started lol pure fiction as most of my poems are lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

July 10, 2017 at 7:33 PM

ha! very cute, jan! you're amazing with these...

Jan Allison

July 11, 2017 at 12:37 PM

It takes less than two mins lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe

July 10, 2017 at 6:51 PM

You have a naughty muse with a sense of humor, Jan :)

Jan Allison

July 11, 2017 at 12:44 PM

She is very temperamental I never know what she will come up with next:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

July 10, 2017 at 5:43 PM

Ha ha...maybe she could have given him a helping hand! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison

July 11, 2017 at 12:44 PM

Lol paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian

July 10, 2017 at 3:54 PM

One of the reasons I'm glad I'm not a man! Imagine all that stress if you can't....get a leg over! ;) Although...there are other ways....Ok...I'll stop. Cheeky as ever, Jan. Hugs

Jan Allison

July 11, 2017 at 12:46 PM

Me cheeky no no no its my muse I have no control lol:-) hugs Jan xx