Short Fat Cat Poems

Trump Is a Fat Cat

Trump is a fat cay;
Wants to be a bureaucrat;
Dumber than door mat.

Jim Horn...

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Cat King

Sleeps there
My chair

I wear
His hair

In dish
Wants fish

Rubs leg
Don't beg

Soft fur
Loud purr

Love that
Fat cat...

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There once was a fat cat named Rat,
who wanted to buy a new hat,
he walked into the store,
and found one for four,
and now Rat has a new black hat....

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My cat nat is a fat cat.
He likes a pat,
to sit and chat.
My cat nat is a flat cat.
I say to my cat"dont do that".
That my cat nat,
i like him like that...

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Fat Cat

Here lies a scoundrel, a fat cat.
He won’t stay fat where he is at… the dirty rat.
 
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 24, 2010

Poetic form:  Epigram...

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Dibble B Schticks was a very fat cat
Did not wear hat ‘cause his head was too fat.
Went to a fat farm
Which did him much harm.
Hated it so much he came home – stat!...

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I sit in the sun like a satisfied fat cat
dogs hide under the slide with a ball and a bat
they have fur coats, my husband says in their defense
we are all sleeping heartily, none of us tense...

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Five Fabulous Funny Footles



Blue grass
Don’t sass

Big butt
Please shut

Bing bang
He sang

Silly
Billy

Can’t win
Drink gin

Toxic
Bad trick

Fat cat
Ate rat



Written: 6/9/15...

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MY CAT BUBBA IS A FAT CAT,
HE DOESN'T DO VERY MUCH BUT EAT.

HE SITS AROUND ALL DAY AND PLAYS WITH
MY FEET.

HE IS A GOOD CAT ,NO MATTER WHAT OTHER
PEOPLE SAY, I LOVE HAVING BUBBA AROUND
HE JUST MAKES MY DAY!...

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Fat cat was horrified when he stepped on the scale.
He had no idea of his poundage. Such a surprise!
He wondered why it was not mentioned by his girlfriend Gale.
She just looked at him and rolled her amber eyes....

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Pleasingly Plump

Obese, bloated, overwrought with contrition
Lainey hung a chart of each yoga position
Couldn’t deal with stretching
Mice she’s still fetching
She defies my lectures on nutrition
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Fat cat with the paunch in his belly
Always eating the jam and grape jelly
Talks with a soft voice when sleepy
Hates back yard critters that’s creepy 
Elevates his family with much love
Reveals his heart with a soft touch...

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Once upon a time there lived a cat

And this cat was much, much, much too fat.

The mice he did ignore.

His treats came from the store.

The mice were safe unless on them he sat.






by Francine Roberts, for Cat Contest...

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My little cat
is a fat cat
he does chase the rat
which lives on the dirty mat

My little dog
is a loyal dog
who like to bite a log
even in the fog

My little hamster
is a scary hamster
which will turn to a monster
but it is still a hamster...

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bells peeling loudly
red dray gracious in tree tops
while blue jays frame the shot     

pure crystal stars shine
translucent hues lighten sky
black water glinting

Fat cat drinking milk
roosters square up feathers fly
cow steps over wall
...

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rare chair
there's wear
Clare tear

she'd pray
they may
think fray

fat cat
chair sat
saw rat
thought snare
claw chair
mid air
got scared
so weird
rat cared

11/29/2022

'A BRIAN STRAND CHOICE HIKU FOOTLE TANKA CLERIHEW' Poetry Contest...

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The fool
if I catch him will
be me

This Annoyance
in soup server error is pain in
ones arse

The arrogant
never return compliment
what wrong

the wit
I often use is misunderstood
go figure

fat cat
has more than he needs his
hands greedy...

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Like a cat, on a mat, that's fat, it's black, she sat on a mat, that black fat cat. I know that black fat cat would wear a hat, it's eats a rat. Meat on my feet! That Fat Black Cat!


Hope you guys enjoyed another one of my poems! 
Love Ya?? ~Poet Queen Lizzie...

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MISSING TIG’R

Tig’r    nothing fancy
Essence of simplicity
Was a big    fat    cat
Vacancy behind the eyes
Poundable    a big    bass drum

Now we all miss him
Such a gentle animal
The gentle pounding
Gone to happy mousing grounds
The angels will adore him...

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Fat cat
There he sat
pensive without smile

Fat cat
Got no hat
Wearing not his style

Fat cat
Not Jack Sprat
Thinks eating lean is vile

Fat cat
Ate a bat
Now he's not agile

Fat cat
Ain't passed scat
Probably quite a while

Fat cat 
There he sat
Pensive without smile...

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A fat cat from Ararat
Ate too many mice and there she sat,
I have gorged myself I do confess,
My stomach is in great distress.

All I can do is sit and stare
As mice pass by without a care,
There's only so much one cat can do,
Perhaps the farmer might need two.


-more poems like this can be found at:
kidscomedypoetry.com.au...

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rat a tat rata tat a tat 
there was a fat cat named pat
who fell asleep on a mat
woke up to tat a tat tat 
or a sound something like that
found out it was made by a rat
that’s why the tune was flat
cause a rat can’t meow like a cat
rat a tat rat a tat tat 

01/17/2021
Written for contest Tongue Twister Challange
Sponsor Joe Sandler...

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I have a cat 
A real fat cat
My cat is all black 
My black fat cat 
It is a cat with a knack
A true fact about my cat
My fat black cat 
She has a knack to catch a rat
My all black cat brought me the rat 
This is why my cat is a fat black cat
So rats watch your back 
From  my cat with the knack
Or you will become a snack for my fat black cat...

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Crazy crow flew in loops and whorls
Flying pattern as scalloped as mama’s curls
Wee witch said he’s the familiar for me
Invited him to sup on blueberry afternoon tea

Crazy crow flew in the window, around the kitchen twice
The cat said “he looks marvelous, I think he’s nice.”
She truly thought he looked plump and tasty too.
When the crow saw this fat cat, away he flew…....

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Black fat cat Pepé on his back got white spots
Swinging its tail getting tied up in knots.
Nerves he dances like a girl
Leaps on fence its tail does curl
Tripped into the garbage can where food rots

Darn male skunk keeps sneaking under the fence
To visit my black cat at my expense
Thought I would get between them
In my best jeans, fate condemn
Interrupted their starry vehemence...

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