Short Exes Poems

pussy galore it
seems these damn cats keep clawing
at my old screen door...

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A fun get-together of do-you-remember-when? Friendly exes.


Date written: 05/18/2020...

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A starlet on show at the Globes
encouraged provocative probes
her cleavage surrounded
by pinkness unbounded
and exes who're now homophobes....

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I've got exes of both sexes but what vexes and perplexes me when i'm riding in my Lexus and I get to feelin reckless is every time I see a "chick" I gotta wonder what the sex is....

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Jealousy precisely at an angle.
Two cuties and one guy in a tangle.
     Tumble would be their goof.
     The ice not shatterproof.
One of their exes snaps with wide-angle.

11/7/2020...

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97
All these 
Little pills
I stack up
In the morning
And evening too
Keep me a 
Memorable
Sane
No drugs
In my veins
Just regret and
Love-hate for my exes
All ways gone
And I’m left
Alone...

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There was an old woman from Texas
Who counted at least fourteen exes
I asked, "How'd you do it?"
She said,"Nothin' to it."
"I've never been choosy on sexes"

7-15-19
Contest> State Limerick
Sponsor: Kevin Shaw...

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You used To buy me flowers
You used to call throughout the day
You used to hold me and cuddle
You used To sweep me off my feet
You used to put me first, not next
Battle of the sexes, all you are now is one of me exes...

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Oh, I don’t have many exes
In fact, I’ve got none
But I do have a Mini-X
Man, that thing can run!

Well, I met a man from Texas
Said his exes were fun
But he don’t have a Mini-X
They all each have one
...

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On my ex-nothing birthday 
my next-nothing dumped me

Oh vicious coincidences!

I know not which I am more tired of
exes or nothings
(or ice holes?)
or coincidences
or things
or 
or

just all together


nexts




22.06.2016...

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We've got the wedding bin blues,
Reception Centres should have been sued,
Plastic chicken and phony food, 
"Why did you marry me?" we rued,
This is the first wives' club,
Half were in the pudding club,
The orange appliances survived,
Half the exes aren't alive,
Reception Centres should have been sued,
We've got the wedding bin blues!!...

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You wear your death well
When I met you
The two exes in your eyes
Were anything but a surprise
You couldn’t walk but
The fact that you glided
Across the floor without using your feet
Didn’t blow me away
Don’t try to cover up the black under your eyes
It’s so pretty on dead girls
You are so noticeably lovely 
That I almost forget that you can’t breathe...

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Tanka 2

After so long I’m
unprepared for chance meetings
having rehearsed them

I gave up months ago on
what you’ve likely avoided

I must look too much
like all your other exes
shifting my legs and

turning too eagerly, my
smile too delighted. Yours brief.

I almost send you
a round when a woman leans
into your pocket

You watch me in the mirror
between the bottles of gin

@2004 Cheryl Higgins...

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All my exes were pros of the game,
                                  Spending years at perfecting their aim.
                                          They thought it was funny
                                             To take all my money
                                  When the judges said I was to blame!


"Insanity:  doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."  - Albert Einstein...

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Had list of exes from my past,
But you were the best that I had!
I just wish I’ll see you again!
Say that I want you and be back again.
Miss how you stare your eyes on me.
Was that a Korean or Japanese look?
Whatever it is… I don’t care!
Your kiss is what I desire for keeps,
You made things a wonderful magic.
If I could just undo my mistakes,
Wish I gave the love that you loved.
Now I could say that I’m now matured.
Let’s get back together, baby....

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I just need someone kind;
Someone who listens;
Someone who doesn't let exes get involved;
A guy who'll never cheat;
Someone who knows my insecurities.
Someone to notice when I start to go downhill.

I have a lot of trust issues
..... and body issues. 
I feel like I'm not enough since people have given up on having a relationship with me  in the past. 

I've been accused and controlled and cheated on.
To the point of where I'm not sure about dating....

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You're beautiful, loving, sweet and kind,
also unique, full of value, amazing and genuine. 
There's something I've been meaning to do,
something that comes from my heart and is true.
I want to do something that your exes couldn't do,
which is cherish, care for and be loyal to you.
Whatever happened in the past is the past,
As you know we've been talking for some time
and don't want it to end,
there's one thing I wish to ask,
That you would do me the honors of being my girlfriend?...

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