Larry Bradfield Poet Limerick

Texas

There was an old woman from Texas
Who counted at least fourteen exes
I asked, "How'd you do it?"
She said,"Nothin' to it."
"I've never been choosy on sexes"

7-15-19
Contest> State Limerick
Sponsor: Kevin Shaw

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Darlene De Beaulieu May 21, 2020 at 6:32 PM Hello Larry Bradfield, she was not choosy on sexes. that is why she had so many husbands. Enjoy your evening my friend.

Kim Rodrigues September 13, 2019 at 5:57 PM Funny...congratulations, David!

Andrea Dietrich September 12, 2019 at 5:21 PM great job. Texas is a cool one to rhyme with!! Congrats. Larry Bradfield September 13, 2019 at 6:59 AM Thank you, Andrea!

Line Gauthier September 11, 2019 at 7:56 PM Very informative. Good to know about those Texas ladies! Congrats on your top win, Larry. Larry Bradfield September 13, 2019 at 6:59 AM Thanks, Line!

Jan Allison September 11, 2019 at 4:24 PM absolutely hilarious Larry, many congrats on your trophy win:-) hugs Jan xx Larry Bradfield September 13, 2019 at 7:00 AM Thank you, Jan

David Drowley September 11, 2019 at 4:23 PM Larry, Congratulations on your win. Good use of exes. David Larry Bradfield September 13, 2019 at 7:00 AM Thanks, David!

Gershon Wolf September 11, 2019 at 4:17 PM Great rhymes for Texas, Larry, and congrats on your first-prize trophy in the contest. Best wishes, Gershon Larry Bradfield September 13, 2019 at 7:00 AM Thank you, Gershon!

Georgia Kereopa July 17, 2019 at 5:08 AM Funny, I like Larry Bradfield July 18, 2019 at 10:08 PM Thank you, Georgia!