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Texas Premiere Contest Winner

There was an old woman from Texas Who counted at least fourteen exes I asked, "How'd you do it?" She said,"Nothin' to it." "I've never been choosy on sexes" 7-15-19 Contest> State Limerick Sponsor: Kevin Shaw

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Date: 5/21/2020 6:32:00 PM
Hello Larry Bradfield, she was not choosy on sexes. that is why she had so many husbands. Enjoy your evening my friend.
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Date: 9/13/2019 5:57:00 PM
Funny...congratulations, David!
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Date: 9/12/2019 5:21:00 PM
great job. Texas is a cool one to rhyme with!! Congrats.
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Larry Bradfield
Date: 9/13/2019 6:59:00 AM
Thank you, Andrea!
Date: 9/11/2019 7:56:00 PM
Very informative. Good to know about those Texas ladies! Congrats on your top win, Larry.
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Larry Bradfield
Date: 9/13/2019 6:59:00 AM
Thanks, Line!
Date: 9/11/2019 4:24:00 PM
absolutely hilarious Larry, many congrats on your trophy win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Larry Bradfield
Date: 9/13/2019 7:00:00 AM
Thank you, Jan
Date: 9/11/2019 4:23:00 PM
Larry, Congratulations on your win. Good use of exes. David
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Larry Bradfield
Date: 9/13/2019 7:00:00 AM
Thanks, David!
Date: 9/11/2019 4:17:00 PM
Great rhymes for Texas, Larry, and congrats on your first-prize trophy in the contest. Best wishes, Gershon
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Larry Bradfield
Date: 9/13/2019 7:00:00 AM
Thank you, Gershon!
Date: 7/17/2019 5:08:00 AM
Funny, I like
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Larry Bradfield
Date: 7/18/2019 10:08:00 PM
Thank you, Georgia!

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