Short Eggnog Poems

Yule dinner mishap.
Menu chosen, peon chef;
Lactose –explosion!
...

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Christmas Eve

bashful he    bashful her
     bowl of eggnog
        mistletoe
        ho  ho  ho...

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Christmas time is here;
Full of holiday cheer;
Yet, I long for yesteryear,
When my children all were near…
In my eggnog drips a tear....

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Eggnog

A creamy rum concoction, flammable as the yuletide log!



Written Nov.15th, 2015 for "Food 2: Holiday Connections - Poetry Contest"....

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It stumbled in from the bingo hall
And fell asleep in an old barn stall
With eggnog on its breath
It scared the chickens to death
Ofcourse I mean my mother-in-law...

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Flavors of Christmas -
eggnog, fudge and pecan pie -
I would all forego
to savor your sugared kiss
underneath the mistletoe

Dec. 21, 2019 for Bobby May's Kissing Contest...

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A gift
 of snowflakes
 on Christmas day
 as I unwrap all my 
 presents

 Singing
 yuletide songs
 drinking eggnog
 kissing  'neath the mistl'toe
 joyful...

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Finally, it is that time of the year  
Lights, eggnog, with all the Christmas cheer                
Father was singing noels
Then hearing jingle bells 
Mother said, “It’s only the rain, dear”...

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Your noggin in the morning,                                                                                                                                                    after too much eggnog...

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The egghead sipped his eggnog alongside his snack of eggplant and gazed upon the eglantines, it was not an ego-trip, just the basic adventure of living
enchanting in its essence he was delighted with his senses...

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Early settlers loved it
 Easily concocted
 Eggs, milk, mixed with sugar
 Enhanced by some fine rum
 Elixir of yuletide
 Egged on by brews of nog -
 Enjoy Christmas parties!
                      -
 12/18/16...

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Find Elf
On shelf

Hat red
Fat head

Tree lights
Bright nights

New gifts
Few thrifts

Eggnog
Rum fog

Kringle’s
Jingles

Reindeer
Bring cheer

11/4/22
Contest: A New Hiku Footle Tanka Contest
Sponsor: Brian Strand...

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Fruit laden circle cake
  filled with nuts and jellies
    full of flavor and spice
       fantastic with eggnog
    frequently requested
  for family and friends
fine finish by the fire.







Written on 12/13/2016
Pleiades...

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Rudolph with his red nose so bright,
road with Santa, they had a fight.
      Too much eggnog punch,
      and cookies for lunch-
flew upside down...naughty kid night!



Funny Reindeer Limerick Contest
Tania Kitchin 
December 16, 2018...

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mistletoe
                          joyful, festive
            embracing, kissing, sighing
          holly, nutmeg, eggnog, snow
           dancing, swirling, laughing
                       radiant, ecstatic,
                               bride...

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Eat some chocolate 
Drink some wine
And the night is mighty fine

Grab some shortbread
And some cider
And a roasted turkey slider

Have some eggnog
And some cake
Disregard the stomach ache

Dip some fruit in crème anglaise
And enjoy the holidays...

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pumpkin spice coffee
or mulled hot apple cider
october magic

pecan pie muffins
cinnamon hot chocolate
as the red leaves fall

white november days
eggnog in the afternoon 
sledding at twilight

december teatime
a fruitcake on the table
and cardinals sing...

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Down On Candy Cane Lane

Several Elves Burst Into Flame

Rudolph Was Sad

But, Santa Was Mad

Knowing Spiked Eggnog Was To Blame.



Santa Put The Drink On A Shelf

Too High Up For Any Elf.

But, The Elves Formed A Plan

And Hired A Man

Who Took And Drank It Himself....

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sleigh ride bells
           Santa’s toys
   eve of bliss

      grandma’s pies
  eggnog punch
         breaking bread

yuletide cheer
          joyous times
     day of glee



Charlieku 3-3-3 Poetry Contest
howmanysyllables.com
December 16, 2018
Charles Messina...

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Season's grumpy greetings
Santa's humbug helpers
Sleigh bell's clanging clappers
Snowman's creepy carrot
Shifty carol crooners
Seldom enjoy eggnog
Sullen new year nonsense


Entry for the "Merry Christmas and happy new year pleiades" contest

Written 4th January 2017 - after the Christmas season...

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Sloppy Santa spent his Christmas jolly 
Until in folly he sat on holly
Yet Old Saint Nick laughed like a loon.
Bright eyes twinkling, his cap did doff
Watching a rich eggnog run off
With his dear sweet hot cross bun, soon
To a damp honeymoon spittoon.
Santa saw it, please do not scoff.

12/22/2020...

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 Colorful lights adorn the tree
 While Christmas cheer and eggnog flow
 Christmas carols are sung with glee
 Colorful lights adorn the tree
 'Neath the mistletoe you kiss me
 As ornaments and tinsel glow
 Colorful lights adorn the tree
 While Christmas cheer and eggnog flow 
                      ~
 12-13-2017
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I want a nice cold eggnog
Full of the best Bundaberg Rum
Not quite enough to pass out
Just enough to get a buzz on
Maybe forget that it is Summertime
Warm enough to roast meat on the porch
And the thought of snow is still six months
And two really big states away
The eggnog is the best of Christmas
So, I may just have two...

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Mrs Claus made a viagra eggnog 
To energise ol’ Santa Claus Yule log
His frozen south pole recovered large-scale
Wagging frisky as a puppy dogs tail.

Mrs Claus dumplings hubby does adore
Her stew warms up her Santa’s inner core
Gravy so thick that it sticks to their lips 
Leading to bliss of a lingering kiss....

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Dutch cruller, rich and sweet,
Belgium chocolates, nothing like them.
Scottish kale, made into tasty broth.
New England crab, pride of the Atlantic,
Cuba’s sweet and sour daiquiri.
America’s tastiest eggnog, made instantly sour by the sight of one small dead titter mouse.
One teeny tiny mistake, but I may never drink eggnog again....

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