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Written - 8th December 2023
Your Favourite Short Christmas Poem - Old or New Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich
Mrs Claus made a viagra eggnog To energise ol’ Santa Claus Yule log His frozen south pole recovered large-scale Wagging frisky as a puppy dogs tail. Mrs Claus dumplings hubby does adore Her stew warms up her Santa’s inner core Gravy so thick that it sticks to their lips Leading to bliss of a lingering kiss.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2023




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Date: 12/22/2023 3:16:00 PM
So cute and funny Belle! Congratulations! :)
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/22/2023 5:17:00 PM
Thank you Linda ~ Belle
Date: 12/22/2023 1:15:00 PM
Love your humor here. Big congrats
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/22/2023 5:16:00 PM
Thank you Andrea… Belle
Date: 12/20/2023 2:11:00 PM
Hooch and a smooch! I like it, Belle. I think Andrea will like it as well. Good luck in the contest! Mery Christmas, Bill
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/20/2023 4:12:00 PM
Thank you Bill, I’m pleased you like the Limerick. Merry Christmas to you too… Belle
Date: 12/18/2023 11:58:00 PM
Hey Beryl , what can i say other than what a frisky couple the Clauses have become, good for them.XCS Happy Christmas to you and yours Beryl, Hugs and blessings, JENNIFER.!
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/20/2023 4:15:00 PM
Hi Jennifer, no doubt the Clauses will have a Merry Christmas. Hope you and yours enjoy the Christmas festivities too… Belle
Date: 12/18/2023 3:26:00 AM
Glad Ms. Claus can make such a warm stew. Reads like a good contender to me for the contest. Way to go. Thank you for sharing it with us and for dropping by my page. Sara K
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/18/2023 5:08:00 AM
Thank you very much Sara, enjoy the run up to Christmas… Belle
Date: 12/14/2023 4:46:00 AM
I love this, Belle. So hilarious! BOL in the contest. Merry Christmas to you and your family. All the best...Charlie
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/14/2023 2:23:00 PM
Thank you Charlie, I’m so pleased you found these Limericks hilarious, that’s what it’s all about. Also thanks for the best wishes. All the best to you too… Belle
Date: 12/13/2023 4:29:00 PM
Oh, this gets one in the Christmas spirit! So funny and clever; a gift.
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/13/2023 7:49:00 PM
Thank you David, pleased to read those words, appreciated… Belle
Date: 12/8/2023 3:37:00 PM
your poem brough a smile to my face. This poem was delightful and humorous and delivered with such tenderness. I especially liked the last line. Excellent, Bella. Have a splendid evening, hugs, Sara
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/8/2023 5:28:00 PM
Thank you Sara, to bring a smile to your face is all one could wish for. Enjoy your evening too… Hugs, Belle
Date: 12/8/2023 1:16:00 PM
Belle, this was such a poignant, expressive, and astute piece that it brought a smile to my face. You possess an excellent sense of humor. You have a linguistic ability that is at once tender and profound.
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/8/2023 5:24:00 PM
Pleased this read gave you a smile Sotto, thank you for your appraisal I do appreciate what you’ve said… Belle
Date: 12/8/2023 12:54:00 PM
- :) ... very funny Christmas poem, Belle ... a winner ... :))) - hugs
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/8/2023 5:20:00 PM
Thanks Anne-Lise, pleased you found this a funny read :) Hugs, Belle
Date: 12/8/2023 12:43:00 PM
Whooo thats a bit saucy Belle haha!! So funny!! Debx
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/8/2023 5:18:00 PM
A bit saucy I know, but Hey-Ho there we go. Thank you Deb… Belle
Date: 12/8/2023 12:25:00 PM
I guess thats one way to make sure you get the gift you want:) Love the humor, Belle. Merry Christmas!
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/8/2023 12:33:00 PM
I imagine it is :) Thank you Daniel… Merry Christmas to you too… Belle
Date: 12/8/2023 11:09:00 AM
oh this one made me smile.. You have a great sense of humour..
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/8/2023 11:25:00 AM
Thamk you Silent One, I just love humorous poems especially Limericks… Belle

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