Biblical Poser

King Herod was such a big dummy
For armies must march on their tummy
Why would he crucify
A "FREE FOOD & WINE" guy
Who could make Army chow quite yummy?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Groshong Avatar
April 28, 2018 at 10:08 AM
That's hilarious. I want to read it over and over, so I can keep giggling. Dang your good!
Leffanta Avatar
April 28, 2018 at 2:09 PM
Coming from you, that is quite a complement! Mahalo nui loa! Aloha! Rico
Dietrich Avatar
April 27, 2018 at 8:30 PM
I really like this. GREAT limerick writing.
Leffanta Avatar
April 28, 2018 at 2:10 PM
Mahalo nui loa, Andrea! I am flattered you even read my stuff! Mahalo nui loa! Aloha! Rico
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