Short Dirty Old Man Poems
Short Dirty Old Man Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Dirty Old Man by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Dirty Old Man by length and keyword.
The ''Dirty Old Man'' Syndrome Song
When traveling among the throng
His thoughts have too often gone wrong
Alluring effects
Of the opposite sex
Have the devil stomping his prong...
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Categories:
dirty old man, funny, travel,
Form:
Limerick
Suzanna
There was a young girl from Japan
Whose name was Suzanna Tienshan
She didn’t wanna work
Her whole life as a clerk
So she married a dirty old man....
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Categories:
dirty old man, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Dirty Old Man
A lecherous man from Milan
Will ogle whenever he can
The shorter the skirt
The more he will flirt
Guess he’s just a dirty old man!
15th June 2015...
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Categories:
dirty old man, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A Box Full of Yummies
Girls, girls, girls, so sexy, so sweet
Some so delicious, they're good enough to eat
A dirty old man
I am, I am
A box full of yummies from their head to their feet...
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Categories:
dirty old man, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Dirty Old Man
I'm full of poop I am I am
Tried being serious but don't think I can
Tried every trick
It's not my schtick
Guess I'll continue being a dirty old man
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
dirty old man, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Dirty Old Man
Sometimes I feel like a dirty old man
All I can think of is cuties when I scan
But I'm innocent by heck
Natural as breathing I suspect
Turning my crank and exposing my minivan...
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Categories:
dirty old man, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Into the Sauce
What's happening these days, I'm at a loss
The girlies love exposing, their bodies they toss
All scrumptious dishes
Their bodies delicious
I'm a dirty old man whose been into the sauce...
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Categories:
dirty old man, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Into the Sauce
What's happening these days, I'm at a loss
The girlies love exposing, their bodies they toss
All scrumptious dishes
Their assets delicious
I'm a dirty old man whose been into the sauce...
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Categories:
dirty old man, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Experience
A dirty old man I have often been called
With the finer things in life, I'm usually enthralled
Like gorgeous ladies
With a past quite shady
Experience counts as from the deep pit I crawl...
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Categories:
dirty old man, endurance,
Form:
Limerick
Sure Beats Chess
Ever wished the ability to fly you possessed
Spy in chickies windows in various stages of undress
Whatta dirty old man
Disgusting I am
But oh so much fun, at eighty-three, still beats chess...
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Categories:
dirty old man, silly,
Form:
Limerick
A Dirty Old Man
Sometimes I feel like a dirty old man
All I can think of is cuties when I scan
But I'm innocent by heck
Natural as breathing I suspect
Turning my crank and exposing my minivan
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
dirty old man, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A Dirty Old Man
There's so many chickies walking round on the loose
I dribble and drool like a silly old goose
The older I become
The more luscious their bums
Sure would like to fondle and paddle their caboose
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
dirty old man, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
A Dirty Old Man
A dirty old man
Some call me wrongly because
I am still breathing
A dirty old man
I will be until the day
They lower me down
A dirty old man
Jealous of my successes
Have no humor left
A dirty old man
What could anyone think of
At sixty-nine?...
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Categories:
dirty old man, age, humor, sexy,
Form:
Senryu
Hanky-Panky
There was a dirty old man named Hanky
Who suggested they play Hanky-Panky
Please meet me at my chateau
Your hubby will never know
She jabbed where it hurt and said No Thanky
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...
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Categories:
dirty old man, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
The dirty old man that I have become
Likes them pretty and likes them young
Once they get a look at my wallet size
Their need for handsome they compromise
I just can’t seem to get enough
They deliver my Viagra in a truck
The hot tub is full of naked babes
If you’re more than thirty, then you’re over-aged
I’m a dirty, rotten scoundrel, or so they say
But they’d trade places with me on any day...
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Categories:
dirty old man, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Bawdy Titillating Titles - Inspired By But Not For Contest
Dirty old man
In the mood …
She's feelin hot hot hot
fancy a quickie?
Cross dressing
Lingerie
We should have seen the signs
What can go wrong when wearing a thong
Long and hard
What a whopper
Naked
Ecstasy
Wet dreams
moan moan moan
Hold on darling - I'm coming
This time YOU didn’t come second
Tell me why!
I was finding titles for Laura Loo’s contest and these are all original titles from some of my old poems…. I do worry about my muse!!
06-10-17...
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Categories:
dirty old man, humorous, poems, sexy,
Form:
Verse
Dirty Old Man Inspired By Viv Wigley - Bawdy Limerick
There was an old man from Derby
Who begged me to sit on his knee
The speed of his rise
Took me by surprise
No wonder he’s looking guilty!
Inspired by a comment I saw from Viv Wigley where the poet had used the traditional opening line of a limerick 'there was an old' ...
Poem posted with permission of Viv, it was originally written as a man from Dundee but as Viv lives in Derby (which is where I grew up) I couldn't resist using that City!
01/14/18...
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Categories:
dirty old man, humorous, lust,
Form:
Limerick
The sea she loves you when you are young,
Her day has yet to come,
Galaxy feels her children into the night,
Feeling alright, feeling alright,
The wizard London,
A dirty old man,
Sky blue,
Now she's in all honesty blushing right now,
Autumn autumn,
How soft your tongue,
Suffer so slightly Endyminion,
Humble hubble your eyes full of tears,
Your worst fears,
Jupiter your size betray,
An interest in beauty,
Finally life the most deceitful of them all,
Killed a child with a smile....
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Categories:
dirty old man, allegory
Form:
I do not know?
The sea she loves you when you are young,
Her day has yet to come,
Galaxy feels her children into the night,
Feeling alright, feeling alright,
The wizard London,
A dirty old man,
Sky blue,
Now she's in all honesty blushing right now,
Autumn autumn,
How soft your tongue,
Suffer so slightly Endyminion,
Humble hubble your eyes full of tears,
Your worst fears,
Jupiter your size betray,
An interest in beauty,
Finally life the most deceitful of them all,
Killed a child with a smile....
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Categories:
dirty old man, allegory
Form:
I do not know?
Names of Famous Deceivers
The sea she loves you when you are young,
Her day has yet to come,
Galaxy feels her children into the night,
Feeling alright, feeling alright,
The wizard London,
A dirty old man,
Sky blue,
Now she's in all honesty blushing right now,
Autumn autumn,
How soft your tongue,
Suffer so slightly Endyminion,
Humble hubble your eyes full of tears,
Your worst fears,
Jupiter your size betray,
An interest in beauty,
Finally life the most deceitful of them all,
Killed a child with a smile....
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Categories:
dirty old man, allegory
Form:
I do not know?