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Hanky-Panky

There was a dirty old man named Hanky Who suggested they play Hanky-Panky Please meet me at my chateau Your hubby will never know She jabbed where it hurt and said No Thanky Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 8/25/2011 1:42:00 PM
Bob, I enjoyed the read of this wonderful funny Limerick, he is lucky she didn't get really cranky. It is always good to read you when I start my day. Caryl
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Date: 8/22/2011 1:17:00 PM
good for HER. Cute one, Robert!!
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Date: 8/21/2011 10:02:00 PM
Bob H., a wonderful poem,.I mean limerick! I enjoyed the women taking a stand... men are so silly... hahah .. But, she will know... thanks for the smile,..p.d.
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Date: 8/21/2011 5:06:00 PM
and I bet Hanky will remember that rejection for quite sosme time Bob ..ha ha a great Limerick laugh out loud write my friend... I think I might know this Hanky guy..haha..
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Date: 8/21/2011 3:51:00 PM
loved this one bob, brought a smile like most of them do.
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Date: 8/21/2011 9:34:00 AM
Ha, ha. Too funny. He'll have to spanky his wanky instead.
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Date: 8/21/2011 6:09:00 AM
yayy!!! am still laffing, robert... love this! winner for me :) huggs!
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Date: 8/20/2011 8:17:00 PM
Ha, ha, now that is funny!! Cleverly written! Great poem!!
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Date: 8/20/2011 7:49:00 PM
LOL, Fantastic Limerick ! The edge has now been cracked ! Have a wonderful witty night fine poet ! Much love, james
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Date: 8/20/2011 7:15:00 PM
That was halarious Robert...thank you for lightening what has been a crappy day for me. I have a question....when u add this : © All Rights Reserved does it keep your poem safer from being stolen?
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Date: 8/20/2011 7:14:00 PM
bahahahahahhahahahhahaahahaha
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