Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Dirty Old Man

Sometimes I feel like a dirty old man
All I can think of is cuties when I scan
But I'm innocent by heck
Natural as breathing I suspect
Turning my crank and exposing my minivan


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman November 13, 2015 at 2:36 PM Oh no!... Here we go... Get him back on track... We want our innocent Santa Jack back... I know! It's the fault of the snow!... Quick grab him as there he goes... Jack Ellison November 14, 2015 at 9:57 AM CRAP!!! Our first snowfall of the season! Just a dusting though! It's disappeared already! xxx

Tim Smith November 13, 2015 at 1:02 PM I hear soap and water does the trick...when your dirty like an oil slick...scrub a dub...in the tub....soon you'll be sparkling like a new born chick Jack Ellison November 14, 2015 at 9:55 AM Uh... that's not QUITE what I meant! LOL