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A Dirty Old Man

Sometimes I feel like a dirty old man All I can think of is cuties when I scan But I'm innocent by heck Natural as breathing I suspect Turning my crank and exposing my minivan © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 11/13/2015 2:36:00 PM
Oh no!... Here we go... Get him back on track... We want our innocent Santa Jack back... I know! It's the fault of the snow!... Quick grab him as there he goes...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/14/2015 9:57:00 AM
CRAP!!! Our first snowfall of the season! Just a dusting though! It's disappeared already! xxx
Date: 11/13/2015 1:02:00 PM
I hear soap and water does the trick...when your dirty like an oil slick...scrub a dub...in the tub....soon you'll be sparkling like a new born chick
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/14/2015 9:55:00 AM
Uh... that's not QUITE what I meant! LOL

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