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BAWDY TITILLATING TITLES - INSPIRED BY BUT NOT FOR CONTEST

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Dirty old man In the mood … She's feelin hot hot hot fancy a quickie? Cross dressing Lingerie We should have seen the signs What can go wrong when wearing a thong Long and hard What a whopper Naked Ecstasy Wet dreams moan moan moan Hold on darling - I'm coming This time YOU didn’t come second Tell me why! I was finding titles for Laura Loo’s contest and these are all original titles from some of my old poems…. I do worry about my muse!! 06-10-17

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Date: 6/16/2017 8:04:00 AM
Thanks for the laugh. I agree, for the contest, the other one seems more suitable - but this one is fun, too.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/19/2017 1:25:00 PM
Thanks Agnes:-) hugs jan I did have fun with this one but the other poem is a favourite of mine for many reasons:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/12/2017 11:42:00 AM
I needed a laugh today or something light to read and knew just the place to go...Jan's page! Thank you for brightening my day and putting a smile on my face with this "bawdy" piece! Tehehehe;-)...hugs. Pandita
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/12/2017 12:10:00 PM
I do worry about my muse lol but I did have fun with some of my old titles lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/11/2017 6:51:00 PM
hahaha. Too bad it can't be used. It ROCKS
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/12/2017 12:10:00 PM
I could use it Andrea but think the other poem I posted yesterday is far superior:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/11/2017 2:17:00 PM
Bawdy titles make for a humorous poem Jan..Very nicely done..GL in the contest
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/11/2017 3:07:00 PM
No I didn't think it was suitable for the contest but I have posted one today which I hope LuLoo will like:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 6/11/2017 2:19:00 PM
Ok, I see it's not for contest.
Date: 6/11/2017 12:46:00 AM
Quite amusing Jan... I find it interesting to see how a poet has named their works. seems often I spend as much time on the title as the work itself.. Well done!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/11/2017 2:29:00 AM
Thanks Joseph :-) I love a clever title to pull the reader in, to me it is as important as the actual body of the poem itself. Sometimes I write a title just to throw the reader off the scent what the poem is about - one of those is 'everyday you turn me on' lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/10/2017 10:58:00 PM
I'm guessing quite bit can go wrong when wearing a thong...fabulously funny Jan :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/11/2017 2:27:00 AM
ha ha ha I much prefer my Bridget Jones knickers lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/10/2017 7:21:00 PM
Actually impressive! :) *Tom Alan Quest*
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/10/2017 7:37:00 PM
Thanks Tom I look back over my poems and have to laugh at some of the titles - I had fun putting this silly poem together. i am posting the proper contest poem tomorrow:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/10/2017 6:54:00 PM
Funny girl you always amaze me..... ~*
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/10/2017 6:55:00 PM
lol Eve I surprise myself and the way I have embraced poetry writing - from being a poetry hater at school now I love it and I guess I am making up for lost time with my silly poems:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/10/2017 1:51:00 PM
im gonna have to come to the isle of man....just to find your hand....because you are so silly jan....but this is freaky so understand....lol....really enjoyed this jan....;)
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Date: 6/10/2017 1:54:00 PM
lol thanks for dropping by Eric I just can't help having an attack of the sillies and trying to make folks smile for a while:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/10/2017 1:36:00 PM
- Really funny, Jan ... maybe I will try one ... if I have any funny titles - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/10/2017 1:53:00 PM
I'm working on another one for the contest on a more serious theme... but I couldn't resist posting this one lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/10/2017 12:03:00 PM
So funny!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/10/2017 12:36:00 PM
aww thanks Arthur. I thought it best not to put it in the contest but hubby loved it so much he said I should still post it. I love clever titles for pulling the reader in lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/10/2017 11:17:00 AM
haha....this is great Jan...a favorite "no u"
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/10/2017 3:47:00 PM
ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan
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Tim Smith
Date: 6/10/2017 3:03:00 PM
Well we do have U in our butt...lol
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/10/2017 12:37:00 PM
U are missing something if you don't have U in humour and favourite and colour too:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/10/2017 8:41:00 AM
awesome. you are so clever!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/10/2017 8:48:00 AM
Cheers Dale, by the way I'm working on a Nantucket limerick inspired by your soup mail lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/10/2017 8:40:00 AM
You've blended them in so well Jan!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/10/2017 8:48:00 AM
I was looking for titles for the contest and came across these - all original titles from my poems and you know me I had to get a poem out of these gems lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/10/2017 8:19:00 AM
Hi Jan , over 18s lol , make me smile , have a great day :)))))hugs
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/10/2017 8:24:00 AM
All of them are genuine titles lol - I will add bawdy to the title:-) hugs Jan xx