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Dirty Old Man

A lecherous man from Milan
Will ogle whenever he can
The shorter the skirt
The more he will flirt
Guess he’s just a dirty old man!

15th June 2015

humorouslimerick

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Lawrence Eberhart

June 17, 2015 at 11:29 AM

If ogling were a pay for view - attraction I'd be lost - because my friend I'm telling you, I could not bear the cost. Enjoyed your work.

Jan Allison

June 17, 2015 at 12:01 PM

ha ha ha love the rhyme reply Lawrence:-) Hugs jan xx

Len Gasun

June 17, 2015 at 9:37 AM

This is such a great limerick my dear friend Jan. I enjoyed immensely the read. Thank you so much for sharing. Thank you so much as well for reading my latest poem and your lovely comment. blessings to you. love and hugs, Leonora

Jan Allison

June 17, 2015 at 12:00 PM

Thanks for the lovely comment Leonora:-) Hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

June 16, 2015 at 10:13 AM

a 7 great pen, hugs eve

Jan Allison

June 16, 2015 at 11:08 AM

Thanks Eve just a fun write:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison

June 15, 2015 at 9:40 PM

As long as we just ogle!!! Oh but sometimes... LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Jan Allison

June 16, 2015 at 1:13 AM

Thanks Jack:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

June 15, 2015 at 5:56 PM

I guess you're right, Jan! Love your humour:) Txs for being first to read my 'Summer Rebels':) hugs // paul

Jan Allison

June 15, 2015 at 5:57 PM

I penned this very quickly tonight Paul - in about 4 mins - just trying to inject a little humour here it is sadly lacking recently:-( Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser

June 15, 2015 at 4:22 PM

Keep injecting the Soup with your humor, irrespective of it's theme. The Soup so needs this medicine of life every so often, and the more often the better, hugs // James, weeeeeee!! ;-)

Jan Allison

June 15, 2015 at 4:40 PM

Yes humour is lacking big style on here lately and when you try to host a FUN contest - what do I get - criticism for giving too many first places - good job I don't take myself or my pooh poetry too seriously lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

June 15, 2015 at 3:38 PM

good one, JaN. This form is becoming your forte.

Jan Allison

June 15, 2015 at 3:39 PM

I needed a bit of humour so penned this tonight - just a bit of fun - which is badly needed on heer at the moment:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

June 15, 2015 at 3:01 PM

Haha oh yes, deliver the meals to the elderly we get a few of them who don't remember to restrict their comments! Its a hoot, I don't get offended I get a kick out of what some of these guys come up with, lol, great limmerick Jan :) I'm smiling hope you are too :)

Jan Allison

June 15, 2015 at 4:37 PM

ooh LOVE the new avatar - you are a stunner my friend:-) hugs jan xxx

Jan Allison

June 15, 2015 at 3:02 PM

I am now Cas:-) Hugs Jan xx