Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

The dirty old man that I have become Likes them pretty and likes them young Once they get a look at my wallet size Their need for handsome they compromise I just can’t seem to get enough They deliver my Viagra in a truck The hot tub is full of naked babes If you’re more than thirty, then you’re over-aged I’m a dirty, rotten scoundrel, or so they say But they’d trade places with me on any day