Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
The dirty old man that I have become
Likes them pretty and likes them young
Once they get a look at my wallet size
Their need for handsome they compromise
I just can’t seem to get enough
They deliver my Viagra in a truck
The hot tub is full of naked babes
If you’re more than thirty, then you’re over-aged
I’m a dirty, rotten scoundrel, or so they say
But they’d trade places with me on any day
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