Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

The dirty old man that I have become
Likes them pretty and likes them young
Once they get a look at my wallet size
Their need for handsome they compromise

I just can’t seem to get enough
They deliver my Viagra in a truck
The hot tub is full of naked babes
If you’re more than thirty, then you’re over-aged

I’m a dirty, rotten scoundrel, or so they say
But they’d trade places with me on any day
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Williams Avatar
August 13, 2012 at 1:43 AM
Joe, pretty yes.. but how young? David
Pettit Avatar
August 12, 2012 at 11:33 PM
Those young ones will be attracted if your wallet is bigger than that you know what. This entry has been a delightful read.
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