Short Dirty Poems

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Premium Member Washing Dirty Money--

broker, poker;
righty, tighty;
washer, dryer;
dirty, duty;
filthy, lecher

10/26/18

written words by James Edward Lee Sr.
Form: Footle


Premium Member Dirty Dozens

Your mama so big she a trip
That’s why your daddy did dip
They were loving cousins
Playing dirty dozens
Ann got hit in the lip
Form: Limerick

Dirty Limerick: Old Man,Part 2

Preparing his conference speech
Old man ended up on nude beach
By virtue or vise
He stuck his device
In each blowhole he could reach
Form: Limerick

Dirty Miss Politics

politics she is dirty
yet she is always flirty
they want her to be conquer 
she brought them in her yonker
making us all unworthy
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Bob

I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob.
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Dirty Talk

come on crude
    
                         we're all future fossil fuel

                                     pump me






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Premium Member A Dirty Word

'Immigrant's' a dirty word
   Except when there's real work to do
That folks born in this here country
   Feel should be done by guess who
Form: Epigram

Premium Member The ''Dirty Old Man'' Syndrome Song

When traveling among the throng
His thoughts have too often gone wrong
Alluring effects
Of the opposite sex
Have the devil stomping his prong
Form: Limerick

Premium Member my dirty bird bath

bird bath near blossoms wrens fussy in my dirt bath pigeons wait their turn parasites and oils dust off just leave a dirt bath for birds
Form: Tanka

Premium Member Life isn’t perfect

My body is my temple
Sometimes forget to remove my dirty shoes
~ occasional cleanup in aisle 13



Wordku: 5-7-5 words

AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Form: Other

Premium Member Dirty Little Creeks

limericks float in dirty little creeks
a sucker punch to the face of peace
similar to silent farting
in a lacy wedding party 
bottom-of-the-barrel poem?
Form: Limerick

Low Down Dirty Shame

we see wayne newton,an old man,a zanber fan,whos been tellin people,poetry is 
his steeple.keep him people,and let fire burn insde.we died.oh,oh,wait,lied.
Form: ABC

Premium Member Sully Had a Dirty Toe

Sully had a downright dirty toe
She scrubbed it ‘til it was aglow.
It shriveled and it coughed.
Then it promptly fell off.
At the end of my marigold row.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Greasy Dirty Pig Like and Obscene

Greasy dirty pig-like and obscene,
Gave her no chances, despicable queen.
Made fun of her dress.
Never had a caress.
Her filth was truly nothing to preen.
Form: Limerick

Gray Sins 6 or Dirty Socks

Gray Sins or dirty socks both have the same wind, nose or beak, imposing!
He smells the ..... You been told you been told you been told, he smells the socks!
Form: Monoku

Dirty Dog

His dirty dog kept
moving on.
Pissing on what he liked,
but never owned.
He knows they won't
like it either.
So they throw it out.
A dog, 'Bukowski' owned.

Bukowski's Dirty Dog

His dirty dog kept
moving on.
Pissing on what he liked,
but never owned.
He knows they don't
like it either.
So they throw it out.
A dog, 'Bukowski' owned.
Form: Rhyme

Those Dirty Hands of Goodbye

Huge drops escape 
at each blink of the eye,
leaving streaks behind
as they hurry to kiss
the face of her letter,
to wash off;
those dirty hands of goodbye.

Dirty Limerick

Once seduced by his junior coworkers
Old man took his dates to the lockers
They used penile tweezers 
And shagged like young weasels
Too bad he forgot beta-blockers
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Dirty Bastard

Here lies Harry Horsman
2000-2066

Oh Lord above accept this man
please wash away his sins--
It will be his first shower
in 66 years

© Harry J Horsman  2010
Form: Epitaph

Premium Member Talk Dirty To Me

He begged me to whisper dirty words - I said baby’s butt needs changing! WHISPERS Poetry Contest Sponsored by John Lawless 07/19/21
Form: Monoku

Dirty Words

A young cunnilinguist in Chichester
Delighted his girl as he kissed her
His sweet talk was great 
But she could not but wait
‘Till he showed her his latest tonguetwister
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Dirty Old Man

A lecherous man from Milan Will ogle whenever he can The shorter the skirt The more he will flirt Guess he’s just a dirty old man! 15th June 2015
Form: Limerick

A Dirty Joke

The waiter served coffee without a sound 
Disgusting first sip was what the man found
Listen up here Bud
This cup tastes like mud
Yes Sir it should, It’s Fresh Ground
Form: Limerick

Pete's Dirty Feet

Peter a farmer from Scrubby Creek,
 Seldom washed his great big feet,
  His fed up wife would complain 
      About the odorous strain
When in summer it reached its peek.
Form: Limerick

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