Short Dirty Poems
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broker, poker;
righty, tighty;
washer, dryer;
dirty, duty;
filthy, lecher
10/26/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.
Your mama so big she a trip
That’s why your daddy did dip
They were loving cousins
Playing dirty dozens
Ann got hit in the lip
Preparing his conference speech
Old man ended up on nude beach
By virtue or vise
He stuck his device
In each blowhole he could reach
politics she is dirty
yet she is always flirty
they want her to be conquer
she brought them in her yonker
making us all unworthy
I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob.
come on crude
we're all future fossil fuel
pump me
***
'Immigrant's' a dirty word
Except when there's real work to do
That folks born in this here country
Feel should be done by guess who
When traveling among the throng
His thoughts have too often gone wrong
Alluring effects
Of the opposite sex
Have the devil stomping his prong
bird bath near blossoms
wrens fussy in my dirt bath
pigeons wait their turn
parasites and oils dust off
just leave a dirt bath for birds
My body is my temple
Sometimes forget to remove my dirty shoes
~ occasional cleanup in aisle 13
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
limericks float in dirty little creeks
a sucker punch to the face of peace
similar to silent farting
in a lacy wedding party
bottom-of-the-barrel poem?
we see wayne newton,an old man,a zanber fan,whos been tellin people,poetry is
his steeple.keep him people,and let fire burn insde.we died.oh,oh,wait,lied.
Sully had a downright dirty toe
She scrubbed it ‘til it was aglow.
It shriveled and it coughed.
Then it promptly fell off.
At the end of my marigold row.
Greasy dirty pig-like and obscene,
Gave her no chances, despicable queen.
Made fun of her dress.
Never had a caress.
Her filth was truly nothing to preen.
Gray Sins or dirty socks both have the same wind, nose or beak, imposing!
He smells the ..... You been told you been told you been told, he smells the socks!
His dirty dog kept
moving on.
Pissing on what he liked,
but never owned.
He knows they won't
like it either.
So they throw it out.
A dog, 'Bukowski' owned.
His dirty dog kept
moving on.
Pissing on what he liked,
but never owned.
He knows they don't
like it either.
So they throw it out.
A dog, 'Bukowski' owned.
Huge drops escape
at each blink of the eye,
leaving streaks behind
as they hurry to kiss
the face of her letter,
to wash off;
those dirty hands of goodbye.
Once seduced by his junior coworkers
Old man took his dates to the lockers
They used penile tweezers
And shagged like young weasels
Too bad he forgot beta-blockers
Here lies Harry Horsman
2000-2066
Oh Lord above accept this man
please wash away his sins--
It will be his first shower
in 66 years
© Harry J Horsman 2010
He begged me to whisper dirty words - I said baby’s butt needs changing!
WHISPERS Poetry Contest
Sponsored by John Lawless
07/19/21
A young cunnilinguist in Chichester
Delighted his girl as he kissed her
His sweet talk was great
But she could not but wait
‘Till he showed her his latest tonguetwister
A lecherous man from Milan
Will ogle whenever he can
The shorter the skirt
The more he will flirt
Guess he’s just a dirty old man!
15th June 2015
The waiter served coffee without a sound
Disgusting first sip was what the man found
Listen up here Bud
This cup tastes like mud
Yes Sir it should, It’s Fresh Ground
Peter a farmer from Scrubby Creek,
Seldom washed his great big feet,
His fed up wife would complain
About the odorous strain
When in summer it reached its peek.