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Dirty Bastard

Here lies Harry Horsman
2000-2066

Oh Lord above accept this man
please wash away his sins--
It will be his first shower
in 66 years

© Harry J Horsman  2010

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Vince Suzadail Jr.

July 8, 2015 at 5:56 PM

FUNNY !!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

December 7, 2012 at 1:54 AM

urgh xx

Bozhidar Pangelov

December 24, 2010 at 12:04 AM

However, it is a cry of the soul, Harry. A might be 99. Bright Christmas!

Daniel Cwiak

November 5, 2010 at 6:27 AM

Harry, that will take some scrubbing as well, but a great chuckle of a write. Congrats on your win. Dan C

Sara Kendrick

October 27, 2010 at 4:59 AM

Congratulations on your win..Sara

T.A. Skyles-Theoklapoet

October 25, 2010 at 2:00 PM

Pretty funny Harry.Thanks so much for your congrats on my win.Well deserved no.1 place.Teresa

Michael J. Falotico

October 25, 2010 at 1:22 PM

Great win!!!! congrats my friend>Michael

Carol Sunshine Brown

October 25, 2010 at 10:41 AM

Congratulations on your win in Andrea's contest Harry. Love, Carol

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

October 25, 2010 at 8:45 AM

Congrats Harry on your first place win in Andrea's contest with this super epitaph.. knew it would be in the top spot first time I read it luv.. a grand win for u my friend.. enjoy today...

Carrie Richards

October 25, 2010 at 8:12 AM

So clever, and cute~ Congratulations Harry!!

Carolyn Devonshire

October 25, 2010 at 6:11 AM

Big congratulations on taking second place with this witty poem, Harry. Hope you enjoy the glory! Love, Carolyn

Dr.Ram Mehta

October 25, 2010 at 5:04 AM

Congratulations on this well deserved win in the contest, harry

Ralph Taylor

October 25, 2010 at 4:16 AM

Congrats, Harry. Outstanding. Nice going. Ralph

Dr Hitendra Mehta

October 25, 2010 at 3:40 AM

too good ... congrats on 1st spot........Luv/best wishes always.....Hitendra Mehta

Deb Wilson

October 24, 2010 at 11:22 PM

i missed this the first time around!Congrats on your 1st place win..well deserved!Take care~Deb

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

October 24, 2010 at 9:06 PM

Oh wow, that's a lot of scrubbing for sure! Enjoyed reading this one, Harry! Wonderful metaphor you used here too... Super congrats on your awesome win ^_^ -- nikko :)

Thvia Shetley

October 24, 2010 at 9:04 PM

Congrats Dirty Harry! I knew this one would do well!

Francine Roberts

October 24, 2010 at 9:04 PM

lol, love it Harry, congrats on your first place win

Andrea Dietrich

October 24, 2010 at 9:02 PM

This one just made me laugh when I first saw it. It is so cute! Congratulations on your big win in my contest, Harry. Please soupmail me your address right away so I can get a small Halloween prize in the mail for ya. LUv, Andrea

Wilma Neels

October 24, 2010 at 8:56 PM

Harry, congratulations on your win in Andrea's contest ;) Wilma

Tahera Mannan

October 24, 2010 at 8:50 PM

Hahaha. Many congratulations on this super win.

Rachel Temkin

October 19, 2010 at 3:31 PM

haha i love this!!

Sara Kendrick

October 19, 2010 at 6:44 AM

Cute Harry...If a shower would do it most people would be clean occasionally..Praise God that it is a gift and all we have to do is accept it and invite Him into our heart..Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my work..Our gourds are beginning to look like fall..Sara