Short Diapers Poems

John has started wearing diapers like a baby;
His anal opening has become loose !...

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Crumbs begrudged
  Pigeons' alleys prowled
Broken glass and diapers
  Sings the wise old owl...

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she was always a class act 
she died at 100 
wearing adult  diapers
from PPrada
with two Ps...

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Diapers are very expensive now,
Still,
How to throw away,
Our lovely mothers and children?
As diapers!...

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Baby’s job is never done
Wiggling and giggling just for fun
Keeping mommy and daddy on the run
Need diapers and wipes but there ain't none...

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He said, "I'll tell you something new!"
"I'm now wearing diapers, it's true"
He said with a sigh,
"There's two reasons why,"
"There's number one and number two!"...

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Trump A Tiny Tot On Trial

Trump always did seem so infantile;
That was his manner and also style;
Diapers does need,
Which will impede;
Can you imagine him being on trial.

Jim Horn...

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My boss-moron are rude, but he can't bend me,
I couldn't stand him and always react at once, 
That why I changed my diapers in a current month,
As far, as I remember, no less than twenty!...

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What am I to do, the machine in the loo
Rejected the coins, that I put in ‘for you’
You said, let’s just dance
Then we’ll take a chance 
Now it’s diapers and ga ga, goo goo...

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Giggles/haiku


surf tickling new toes
diapers kicked to freedom
naked sun splashes



3/8/2015

submitted to – (Make Me Chuckle with a haiku) Haiku #1 – Poetry Contest
sponsor - PD...

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The Doc said, "You need diapers, without ado!"
"But why?", he asked, it being hard to construe
"There are two reasons why,"
The Doc said with a sigh,
"The reasons are number one and number two!"...

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Hello! It's me, I used to be much taller
Shrinking quite fast, soon be a wee bawler
Wear diapers, kiddie kind
Losing my brilliant mind
Revert to a youngster when I was a lot smaller...

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the art of doing nothing
takes precedence over

the art of domestic engineering
if marriage is not present

in other words, I don't cook, clean, or do diapers
if I'm not married

By Susan J. Mills...

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an adult whose mind

has been soiled by the filth

he daily ingests

has no parent to change him

no cute child - he disgusts us


April 19, 2018 For John Lawless' Contest 'CHANGING THE MIND'S DIAPER'...

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Flickered fingers;
Can't dial ringers;
Telephone calls;
Babies cry and crawls;

what do you do?
what do you do?
When their diapers fall?...

6/8/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2020...

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Last plank
in it's place
with it's own nail

like it is inborn error
making theater out of everything

fatal error
congenital error

you can't expect that putting the diapers to Cheetah
won't result in monkey rebellion...

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I have experience as burlesque hyper
Like good policeman Chippendale stripers
    A smile on my face
    Bare in public place
In church Sundays… mama changed my diapers! 

For and in honor of Miranda Lambert
And contest: Burlesque Boutique...

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triplet infants in their bed 
asleep together 
cuddled like birds in a nest 
 
limbs wrapped around each other 
beneath a quilted blanket
they warmth their wee bods 

silently breathing 
awakening together 
time to change all their diapers...

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hide and go seek
ring around the rosie
kick the can
and pin the tail you donkey
see if you can see
count 
you big bambino
diapers
egg's 
toilet paper
cruel
and unruly
measure
spirit's learning carpentry
on a tape
to the nearest millimeter...

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The old year hobbles out - his path an aftermath of blunders.

Glowingly expectant, the new year readies for a grand entrance -

wearing nothing but  fresh unstained diapers of naiveté.



For the Sijo Poetry Contest of Rick Parise...

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   This armed cherub
In diapers, with arrows
   
   This winged archer
is set upon our meadows

   Yet only time will tell

If he comes bearing,
   God's greatest gift

Or leaves us smitten
   and gawking at some girl... ...

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I do not fear dying
I fear suffering and dying
like being my children's next burden
like forgetting who I am or ever was
like becoming a 90 year-old in diapers 
like hanging on far after it's time to let go
No, I do not fear dying
I fear suffering and dying...

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( haiku flip ~ 7|5|7 )
 




Rat a tat tat Don Trump scat

"Real men wear diapers"

Democracy fail some cats





______________________________
THIRD BRAIN NOODLES:

(Place cerebral fulminations here)


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   The New Year's in diapers
     a broad smile on her face

   Sipping champagne from pink booties
     in her hair, Queen Anne's lace

    Bald baby boy with the cigar
     please remove your fedora

   Those puff-clouds of smoke
     ruin 2024's aura
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He had a sweetheart who
he tried so hard to be a daddy to,
while she just wanted to mother to Him.

If they had had children 
God knows 
who would have looked after them;
probably their own parents,

while they both fought on
to be the top sexually charged
porn-toy....

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