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Caught Out

What am I to do, the machine in the loo
Rejected the coins, that I put in ‘for you’
You said, let’s just dance
Then we’ll take a chance 
Now it’s diapers and ga ga, goo goo

Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2021

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June 25, 2021 at 10:20 PM

Hello Terry … a constant reminder of a faulty machine on your night of passion - ta Terry - Lindsay

June 26, 2021 at 2:40 PM

Oh well, at least I get a good laugh out of it... every time I see the little lad I yell, ‘Where’s Johnny?’ ;-) Cheers, Lindsay

L Milton Hankins

June 22, 2021 at 8:14 AM

Perfecto! Loved it. Ah, one never wants to chance it in a situation like this. Try alternative methods!

June 22, 2021 at 11:20 AM

Luckily the other machine worked fine. Unluckily... it was for breath mints! Thanks Milt, Terry

Christuraj Alex

June 22, 2021 at 7:07 AM

Wow. Interesting.

June 22, 2021 at 7:28 AM

Thanks Christuraj. Terry

June 22, 2021 at 5:15 AM

Toilet humour at its best lol

June 22, 2021 at 7:29 AM

A shotgun wedding for the sake of a couple if quid. Ho hum. Terry

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