Short Codger Poems
Short Codger Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Codger by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Codger by length and keyword.
Penis Envy Footle Updated
Tinky
Winky
pinky
winky
codger
todger...
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Categories:
codger, humorous,
Form:
Footle
Rodger Dodger
There once was a man named Rodger
Who became an expert tax dodger
He had boxes of papers
Documenting his capers
And kept them till he was a codger...
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Categories:
codger, tribute,
Form:
Limerick
Poetic Justice
A pickpocket named Dodger
lived to become an old codger,
alas a walking stick and heaps of pain
his getaway speed sadly on the wane.
© Harry J Horsman 2010...
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Categories:
codger, funny, giggle,
Form:
Clerihew
Old Bill - Bawdy Limerick
A sex mad codger named Bill
Swallowed a Viagra pill
His todger did rise -
You should see the size
It sure gave his wife a thrill
17th Feb 2015...
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Categories:
codger, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Base Ball
The Stats show a Brooklyn Dodger
Scored RBIs with his todger
Then one day at bat
A Foul Ball went splat
And now he's Soprano Codger
RBI=Runs Batted In...
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Categories:
codger, baseball,
Form:
Limerick
Lonely Codger Lament
Not too many who will mourn for me
For I haven't got a grand history;
So I hope some in Heaven’s choir
Will sing for me when I expire.
[not me, just musing last night]...
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Categories:
codger, death,
Form:
Rhyme
It Was a Bit of a Cock Up
A randy old codger called Pete
His actions were quite indiscreet
His passionate whirl
With a sexy girl
Brought the patter of tiny feet!
01~24~17...
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Categories:
codger, baby, humorous, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
Old Codger Crotchfield
Old Codger Crotchfield of Livermore
Knows of no child he does not deplore
When kids trick or treat
He throws them pig's feet
The next day raw eggs cling to his door
Written 10/17/22...
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Categories:
codger, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Shiver Me Timbers
SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
Once a cut-throat and cannon ball dodger
Now a one legged salty old codger
But when ship enters docks he
Will look up an old doxy
And hoist up with a good Jolly Roger...
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Categories:
codger, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Banking On Frank
A flatulent codger named Frank
Passed wind as he queued in the bank
When he made his deposit
He shuffled like a hobbit
The stench as he left was so rank
4/19/18...
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Categories:
codger, humorous, senses, wind,
Form:
Limerick
R I P
Here lies my dear brother Fred
who passed in the prime of his life.
By huffy old codger shot dead
while shagging the codger’s young wife.
September 17, 2018...
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Categories:
codger, humorous,
Form:
Epitaph
Mildred’s Lodger - Mildly Bawdy
My lustful neighbour, Mildred, took a lodger
An old guy with one God-almighty todger
But the bulge he had down there
Was absorbant underwear
Can anybody house a homeless codger...
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Categories:
codger, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Lucky Is a Hit
I am bringing my puppy, the old codger said.
The rest of the foursome were less than pleased with young Lucky.
But the puppy was no trouble, and helped their team get ahead.
Many others let them play through, to get to pet the sweet puppy....
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Categories:
codger, dog,
Form:
Free verse
Local Curmudgeon
A surly old codger in Panama City
Said of the annual tourists "What a pity!"
Groused at the snow birds
With crudest curse words
While chanting a mariner's naughty sea ditty.
Written May 8, 2021
in Panama City Beach, Florida...
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Categories:
codger, age, beach,
Form:
Limerick
Old Codgers
Two old codgers in rocking chairs
Half time talking, half time stares
Reminiscing about their life
Integration of peace and strife
Will I now be condescending
Maybe to the point of offending
No, that's not the way it will be
Because one old codger is me!...
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Categories:
codger, humorous, old, poems,
Form:
Couplet
Concerto Moronica
Hey Wiil- boy, how r u? I did write a piece with the above title, way back in 1970...
(Imagine what an old codger I am) I will play the Fugue "Little" in D
minor....because my talent is "little" and my music teacher always gave me a D
minor...ha ha ..what'cha doin' up so late, dude??...
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Categories:
codger, imagination, inspirational, life, music,
Form:
I do not know?
Rogering Roger
The gals are besotted with Roger,
he's famed for the size of his todger,
they pay for his time
(he charges a dime) -
he's ninety but not an old codger.
No need of Viagra in force
as Roger's ancestors were Norse
(and vikings were known
for getting a bone) -
his resume says, 'Intercourse.'...
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Categories:
codger, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Old Codger and Baby Bunny
So, this bunny was really hungry I guessed.
The old weathered snail was testy in his nest.
That bunny was trying to steal our carrots he said.
This old codger was wrinkled, older, should have been dead.
That baby bunny must have been hungry to dig.
I said to this old codger, whose hair should have been a wig.
He is a thief! The old geezer said, not giving the baby a chance.
I walked away rapidly, almost doing a dance....
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Categories:
codger, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
Snakes He'd Shoo
Have a Guiness and let’s toast St. Patrick
Whether laddie, lass or old codger geriatric
A bold gent with such clout
All Eire’s snakes he shooed out
Never has there been a saint so theatric!
Robert
I am an old codger geriatric
But I will raise a toast to ST. Patrick
For shooing those snakes
Away for our sakes
He definitely was Saint Fantastic
Beryl
...
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Categories:
codger, celebration, humor,
Form:
Limerick