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Mildred’s Lodger - Mildly Bawdy

My lustful neighbour, Mildred, took a lodger An old guy with one God-almighty todger But the bulge he had down there Was absorbant underwear Can anybody house a homeless codger

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Date: 9/7/2024 8:33:00 AM
That has given me and hubby the laugh of the day… Beryl
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Terry Flood
Date: 9/8/2024 2:45:00 PM
Nice to get two laughs for the price of one. Thanks, Beryl. Terry
Date: 9/7/2024 3:27:00 AM
What a letdown for Mildred, he wasn't packing what she thought he was packing lol. Tom
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Date: 9/8/2024 2:44:00 PM
Certainly wasn’t his lunchbox ;-)
Date: 9/6/2024 10:21:00 PM
Brilliant! :D
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Terry Flood
Date: 9/8/2024 2:42:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed, Dilly

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