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Banking On Frank

A flatulent codger named Frank
Passed wind as he queued in the bank
When he made his deposit
He shuffled like a hobbit 
The stench as he left was so rank

4/19/18

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Paul Callus

April 25, 2018 at 9:54 AM

Luckily I have no sense of smell, Jan:):) Thanks to Frank the long queue in front of me all of a sudden dispersed and I was served in no time at all:) Hugs // paul

Gershon Wolf

April 23, 2018 at 9:04 PM

Just think, Jan: Rearrange the letters of 'fart boy' and you'll get 'frat boy.' Then, of course, there's the little-known and less-read book, "Farting your way to Fraternity Fame."...This is what comes out when I'm either speechless or out of gas. LOL! Your limerick is sooooooo hilarious. And that picture! OMG! :) gw

Lisa Ricci

April 23, 2018 at 12:41 PM

Hello Jan - My parents have a neighbor frank so I had to turn the page. You are so good with the limericks. Thank you for the smile and laugh. The theme so fits the limerick format and fashion. May this day find you and yes frank (lol) well.

Artsieladie Sharon Donnelly

April 21, 2018 at 3:54 PM

Gosh by golly, Jan, your muse just makes me laugh. "Clothespin, anyone!?" lol Just gotta' love limericks! All the best to you my friend. :) hugs ~ Artsie xx

Jerry T Curtis

April 21, 2018 at 6:38 AM

It sounds like he liquidated his assets . Big Hug Take Care !

Artsieladie Sharon Donnelly

April 21, 2018 at 3:56 PM

This has got to be the best comment, Jerry. I so agree with Jan. Two laughs here in one day and on the same page is a winner! All the best to you. :) ~ Artsie

Jan Allison

April 21, 2018 at 10:37 AM

ha ha ha great comment Jerry!:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

April 20, 2018 at 5:45 PM

OH boy you are at it again. Very cute, my friend!! I know you are having a lovely day. I don't have many comments to return, so I can be at Netflix soon!!

Jan Allison

April 20, 2018 at 5:48 PM

I've another farty poem to post - they keep popping out so to speak lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

April 20, 2018 at 5:26 PM

Lol! Jan, The quote that you posted made me laugh out loud. You are able to find the perfect quote or picture that works well with your limerick. I really enjoyed this. Thanks for brightening up my day. I appreciate the kind and thoughtfull comment you left on my "goodbye" poem. I'm not leaving anytime soon.Ps, I noticed on Tom's page that you mentioned you were holding a contest. If you do I'm in. My muse keeps going on vacation without a moment's notice lol! Have a nice weekend my friend :-)Alexis

Jan Allison

April 20, 2018 at 5:47 PM

I am toying with a contest lol will see if my muse behaves enough to post it:-) so glad you aren't going anywhere!!!:-) hugs jan xx