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Banking On Frank

A flatulent codger named Frank
Passed wind as he queued in the bank
When he made his deposit
He shuffled like a hobbit 
The stench as he left was so rank

4/19/18

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Paul Callus Date: 4/25/2018 9:54:00 AM Luckily I have no sense of smell, Jan:):) Thanks to Frank the long queue in front of me all of a sudden dispersed and I was served in no time at all:) Hugs // paul Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 4/23/2018 9:04:00 PM Just think, Jan: Rearrange the letters of 'fart boy' and you'll get 'frat boy.' Then, of course, there's the little-known and less-read book, "Farting your way to Fraternity Fame."...This is what comes out when I'm either speechless or out of gas. LOL! Your limerick is sooooooo hilarious. And that picture! OMG! :) gw Login to Reply

Lisa Ricci Date: 4/23/2018 12:41:00 PM Hello Jan - My parents have a neighbor frank so I had to turn the page. You are so good with the limericks. Thank you for the smile and laugh. The theme so fits the limerick format and fashion. May this day find you and yes frank (lol) well. Login to Reply

Artsieladie Sharon Donnelly Date: 4/21/2018 3:54:00 PM Gosh by golly, Jan, your muse just makes me laugh. "Clothespin, anyone!?" lol Just gotta' love limericks! All the best to you my friend. :) hugs ~ Artsie xx Login to Reply

Jerry T Curtis Date: 4/21/2018 6:38:00 AM It sounds like he liquidated his assets . Big Hug Take Care ! Login to Reply Artsieladie Sharon Donnelly Date: 4/21/2018 3:56:00 PM This has got to be the best comment, Jerry. I so agree with Jan. Two laughs here in one day and on the same page is a winner! All the best to you. :) ~ Artsie Jan Allison Date: 4/21/2018 10:37:00 AM ha ha ha great comment Jerry!:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/20/2018 5:45:00 PM OH boy you are at it again. Very cute, my friend!! I know you are having a lovely day. I don't have many comments to return, so I can be at Netflix soon!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/20/2018 5:48:00 PM I've another farty poem to post - they keep popping out so to speak lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 4/20/2018 5:26:00 PM Lol! Jan, The quote that you posted made me laugh out loud. You are able to find the perfect quote or picture that works well with your limerick. I really enjoyed this. Thanks for brightening up my day. I appreciate the kind and thoughtfull comment you left on my "goodbye" poem. I'm not leaving anytime soon.Ps, I noticed on Tom's page that you mentioned you were holding a contest. If you do I'm in. My muse keeps going on vacation without a moment's notice lol! Have a nice weekend my friend :-)Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/20/2018 5:47:00 PM I am toying with a contest lol will see if my muse behaves enough to post it:-) so glad you aren't going anywhere!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane Date: 4/20/2018 4:04:00 PM Oh geeze, so this must qualify Frank to be included on my Men Only limerick list. Quite a smelly write, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/20/2018 5:46:00 PM sorry Lin, now you have LINericitis and there is no known cure. hugs jan xx Lin Lane Date: 4/20/2018 4:57:00 PM What's that you say? No cure? lol I'll have to write another sad piece of doom and gloom. That might help. Jan Allison Date: 4/20/2018 4:14:00 PM lol Lin I see you have limerickitis - careful its spreading and once you've caught it, it's impossible to get rid of!!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 4/20/2018 2:56:00 PM Poor Frank Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/20/2018 3:44:00 PM poor customers lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 4/20/2018 1:02:00 PM Sounds like he made the deposit in his pants Jan .A gem. Tom. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/20/2018 3:43:00 PM lol, I was banking on someone making that comment Tom:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 4/20/2018 12:46:00 PM - Low interest rates on deposits in the bank today, Jan :))) - Big SMILE :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/20/2018 3:42:00 PM ha ha ha love that comment Anne-Lise:-) so glad I could make you smile, thinking of you my friend:-) hugs Jan xx