Short Cannabis Poems

The "pot" in pot pies--
cooked cannabis; you eat it.
Damn, they are the best!...

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Gummy bear! Gummy bear!
Gummy gummy gummy bear!
Dropped you down my underwear!
Sticky sticky gummy bear!...

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Some say I too easily dismiss
    the joy of smoking cannabis

  Still though my druthers say
    they prefer a long-lasting kiss...

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Cannabis sativa decreed
But people like to call it, "weed"
It smokes so hot
Some call it "pot"
And I know where your dog just peed...

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A major in marijuana's for me
  I'm gonna get a cannabis degree
    I don't have to smoke it
    Just stock it and stoke it
  Then get rich off students' debauchery...

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There once was a fellow named Lurch 
Who attended a Cannabis church.
Lurch listened not to preaching;
For ignoring church teaching
He got stoned in a grove of birch....

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Imagine there's no cupcake
Someone in the house ate yours
No Krispy Kremes or KitKats
No pudding pops or s'mores
Imagine there's no halva 
Behind cupboard doors, oo hoo oo....

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Early in the morning
I heard a knock
On my door
I opened the door
It's my landlord, oh lord!
He seemed happy, thank God
Then he said bhangi, oh no!
Do you smoke it?
Hell no!...

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cannabis
c h a l l e n g e s
concentration

FIRST PLACE WINNER
written July 13, 2021
for "In Just a Few Words" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Joseph May...

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Mortimer found school to be a great big bore
Finished twelfth grade, couldn't take any more
   Didn't want 'nine-to-five'
   How would he ever thrive
Mort's smart ~ Opened up a cannabis store...

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Eeny, Meeny, Miny, and Moe,
Are acid, cannabis, booze, and blow.
Do some and your mind will grow,
But once their done, you'll feel so-so.
So catch your cravings by the toe,
And when you holler, let them go....

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the war is over

                                     preparing pardons

                                        pass the peace pipe





October 17th 2018

Today Cannabis has been decriminalized in Canada....

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Jack
Primal, hungry, intense, aware
Son of Johnnie
Lover of Mitch, cannabis, and poppy
Who feels the wind, the land, the spirit
Who fears hollowness, weakness, and failure
Who would like to see justice, an awakening, and a renewal
Resident of the Ghost Fog
Lurhstaap...

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Cannabis is now for sale
   Customers won't go to jail

Yet the price seems awfully high
   Sticker shock for those who buy

First day sales are through the roof
   Don't believe me? -- Here's the proof

At every store you'll see huge crowds
   ~ Above their heads, marijuana clouds...

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You are my drug.
Your smell brings me to my knees
Like crack brings an
Addict to his

The blood streaming 
Through your veins
Is the nicotine cigarettes 
Which after one drag
I'm hooked.

And no brand 
Of cannabis could
Compare to the high you give me,
When our lips finally touch....

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you told me I wouldn't be able to put on gloves or fight again
you told me i wouldnt be able to hold a pen or write again
you told me it wasnt very likely i would ever be myself again
but here i am 
thanks to a plant you told me not to believe in.


Kale Brereton
Mar 13, 2019

www.thefreethinkinghuman.com...

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Time to go shopping for ideas
  I'm desperate, anything will do
The slightest notion, the tiniest point

Without fresh oil, this brain to anoint
  I may have to get rid of this joint

Why, that's it! Go no further
  Say no more; it just hit me in the face
What's the point of scrapping a joint
  If cannabis is sold all over the place...

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you've got religion on your breath
and existentialism hanging in your closet
politically correct
cannabis vapor
give me purple diesel
or give me death star
some mental exercises
for longer life
and longer eyelashes
taste another green world
vegan parmesan cheese
saved by zen medicine
and rapid weight loss
philosophy isn't books, honey
it's a skin care offer...

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Under divinities shadow,
Rests the tree of life.
With aromatic branches,
Dissected by a pocket knife.

Medicinal veins lushly flow,
Carrying remedial cures.
A verdant daze ensues,
As romantic buds allure.

Poetic smoke…recites,
The stanzas of cannabis trees.
As healthy lungs exclaim,
The power of curative leaves.




_______________________
Inspired by a Lucky Lopez!!!...

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Chicago's new mayor just proposed
    another plan to put a heavy load

  on us beleaguered taxpayers --
    We'd better start saying our final prayers

  'Taxpayer-funded, government-owned grocery stores'
    our communist mayor says, while the city council snores...

  What bankrupted Russians is 'sure to work here' ~
    from the same folks who brought you cannabis racketeers...

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.

                *poof*
      that wuzn't cannabis
  'twuz mine into the visible

                *foop*
now you thought you seen me
                 nope
              you don't
    mine slips back unto the 
              indistinct

                Yards
              Jameson
             Thuh bone
              Mine lisp
       'fore the midnight
                gongz...

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snaps cowgirl Indian boyfriend 
The sound of buffalo meat on her teeth,
Taste the smell of sleep,
Cannabis wafting,
Chew the diamond, steal the slipper,
Call the captain and skinny dipper.
The palm fronds climb.
Squaw walks whiskey hills

Eyes cracked wide shut
Gripped by the hunger of a world,
 chasing visions
The moon bleeds through the window
The stars hum a song of youth.
...

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Very popular in our country be.
Cannabis, now eaten as candy?

Thai sticks, so much stronger.
Their "high" lasts far longer.

No wonder people act so crazy.
Get out of a room filled with
unholy smokes, so hazy!

Drive through Berkeley, it stinks.
Fresh air puts you, right in the pink!

Get high on love and creation.
Be yourself~ you are the true sensation!


August 29, 2020
6:30pm PST...

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Governor JB Pritzker's rightly proud of his home state
    The latest statistics all show we're doing great

  While we lead the country in residents fleeing
    That's not all that we should be seeing... 

  For Illinois' top businesses are all growing
    Cannabis, Casinos, Violent Crime
  
  In fact, we've reaped what we've been sowing
    Our student population can't read, write
    ~ or calculate worth one thin dime...

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cannabis creates crazy cerebral connections

hunger for hallucination 
habit forming high

medical marijuana
motor skills impaired
minor memory lapses,

sweet smoke signals
schizophrenic symptoms
sensory side effects

half-baked hour under the influence, 
tornadoes threaten, walking in the woods, 
drinking from the ditches
painting pictures 

August 7, 2020

Caren Krutsinger's contest:  Craziest Time...   (I picked Under)...

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