Rico Leffanta Poet Limerick

Merry Time Ii

Bertha Saylor just loved fish and chips
And they all settled down on her hips
Her buttocks would groan
When she weighed ten stone*
But the seamen could all come to grips


*ten stone = US 140 lbs

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Lindsay Laurie March 18, 2019 at 7:26 PM G'day Rico … you nailed it once again. Those love handles do come in handy - catch you Rico - Lindsay

Caren Krutsinger March 18, 2019 at 6:45 PM Cute! You have the limerick down pat, Rico.

Carolyn Devonshire March 17, 2019 at 2:27 PM Yo, Rico, this is hilarious! At first I thought you were writing about my paternal grandmother whose maiden name was Bertha Seiler. Some men seem to enjoy gripping the hippy. Hugs, carolyn Rico Leffanta March 18, 2019 at 6:21 PM As soupers love to write about love, have you sponsored a "Love Handles" contest, yet? Aloha! Rico