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Blowing In the Wind - Inspired By a Bl Devnath Poem

Have you tried suppressing a big fart -
Clenching your buttocks is a fine art 
You hope your windy gas
Doesn’t shoot out your ass
and from the room you quickly depart

7th March 2015

Inspired by BL Devnath’s Please don’t laugh poem

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Sean Kelly March 15, 2015 at 7:49 AM Clever , witty piece Jan and hard NOT to laugh at the words/caption . You write onnnnnn .. Jan Allison March 15, 2015 at 8:29 AM Thanks Sean:-) Hugs Jan xx

Scott Thirtyseven March 12, 2015 at 7:38 AM tweets away Jan Allison March 12, 2015 at 8:12 AM Thanks Scott:-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser March 10, 2015 at 3:55 PM It sure was windy up here in the Highlands last night, but not as windy as your poem Jan. I recall writing 'My Missing Quilt' after reading your 'The Real Gods of Wind' this Limerick is no stinker, it's has the aroma of success ;-) thought I'd dump those lines in ;-) hugs//James xx Jan Allison March 10, 2015 at 3:58 PM ha ha ha no dumping allowed littering soup James - had a friend who used to say 'speak up Brown... your though when they farted lol' hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux March 10, 2015 at 9:22 AM I wonder if suppressing leads to brain farts??? Jan Allison March 10, 2015 at 11:41 AM LOL I don't know ha ha ha:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Schneiter March 7, 2015 at 4:06 PM Nobody does it better (I mean write poetry, not suppress a big fart). Jan Allison March 7, 2015 at 4:09 PM ha ha ha ***blushes*** I better admit to being good at neither lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus March 7, 2015 at 3:40 PM far or near...high or low...let the wind blow! As witty as ever! Hugs // paul Jan Allison March 7, 2015 at 3:44 PM Cheers Paul I was inspired by BL's windy poem:-) Hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick March 7, 2015 at 3:30 PM Witty one..Haven't we all been faced with the problem..The science of the subject is like this everyone passes gas 17 times a day or night.If we don't pass it while awake then we pass it in our sleep..Thanks for all the visits to my page..Sara Jan Allison March 7, 2015 at 3:31 PM I hope I do all 17 in my sleep then Sara lol:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Suraj Jumani March 7, 2015 at 10:57 AM Simply hilarious - and the pic was worth the legendary thousand words hahaha. You made my day. Jan Allison March 7, 2015 at 10:58 AM So glad it made you smile - the poem was written - then I found the image:-) Hugs Jan xx

Scott Thirtyseven March 7, 2015 at 6:56 AM Laughing, and laughing. Jan Allison March 7, 2015 at 8:44 AM great - my job is done then:-) Hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort March 7, 2015 at 6:46 AM OMG--very funny. Just too much. I can now go about my day with a smile. Jan Allison March 7, 2015 at 8:43 AM I can only thank BL for his farting poem and this inspired me to pen this - the picture - well what can i say it makes me smile the minute I open the page lol:-) Hope you are feeling muh better now Duke:-) Hugs Jan xx

Dr. Vandana Sharma March 7, 2015 at 1:11 AM hahahahaahah what a poem!!!!a good read. Jan Allison March 7, 2015 at 4:34 AM Thanks Vandana:-) Hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso March 7, 2015 at 12:14 AM Took me 5 minutes to stop laughing at the photo before reading the poem, the poem was a good 10 minutes of laughter!!!!! :) Jan Allison March 7, 2015 at 4:34 AM Arthur when I saw the photo I thought of your skunk poem so I simply HAD to use it - thought you would appreciate it:-) xx

Bl Devnath March 6, 2015 at 8:31 PM Thanks for your re-inspiration my lovely friend. I have posted again, please read again. Loved always,my lovely friend,bl Jan Allison March 7, 2015 at 4:33 AM Oh BL I am so glad :-) Hugs Jan xx

Shane Cooper March 6, 2015 at 6:36 PM Another beauty, keep them coming. They have put a smile on my dial! Love the pic's you put with them too. Another 7 my dear friend Love Shane xxx Shane Cooper March 6, 2015 at 7:01 PM You are on a roll. Congrats again on the first in shadows contest it was a really good write ( and I do mean a really good write)! Love Shane xxx Jan Allison March 6, 2015 at 6:43 PM Thanks Shane I usually only post one poem a day but I think its 3 so far in 24 hours:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez March 6, 2015 at 6:30 PM LOL! Hey lady, you're on a roll! :D Kim Kp Nunez March 6, 2015 at 6:34 PM LOL some more! NOW I have to read his post...I just love you, girl! Jan Allison March 6, 2015 at 6:32 PM I usually try to post only one poem a day but when I read BL's poem I had to pen a farty poem lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich March 6, 2015 at 6:13 PM hahaha. The picture is hilarious too. The other day Joe farted so loud, Our dog looked up and stared at him. hahahaha Jan Allison March 6, 2015 at 6:27 PM ha ha ha I love it Andrea - I'm surprised he didn't blame it on Snickers!

Njeri Hunjeri March 6, 2015 at 5:12 PM Oh gosh I feel naked after this! Like I've been exposed, lol! Jan Allison March 6, 2015 at 5:14 PM lol your comment is as funny as the poem! Hugs Jan xxx

Lindsay Laurie March 6, 2015 at 4:59 PM G'day Jan... OR glare at the person beside you and retreat. Thanks Jan for yet another giggle. Regards - Lindsay Jan Allison March 6, 2015 at 5:01 PM I couldn't resist writing this after I read BL's amusing poem:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kim Shaw March 6, 2015 at 4:52 PM Jan, you are a hoot! What an inspired 'toot'! Hugs, Kimberly xx Jan Allison March 6, 2015 at 4:53 PM lol Kimberley - i just couldn't resist when I read BL's poem:-) Hugs Jan xx