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Florida Man 7

A Florida Man at IHOP was charged when he posed as a cop. They would not give him food, so he got rather lewd; dropped his pants right there at the shop.
---------- Actual headline: “Florida Man flashes buttocks at IHOP after impersonating a police officer to get free food”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Date: 4/23/2022 8:32:00 AM
My sister in law came back from Germany. After her long flight, late at night, she went to a convenience store and a stark naked man walked in to convenience himself and inconvenience others and made for a funny story. Oh boy! So your man went from a clean cop to a dirty sinner…lol
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Date: 4/22/2022 6:33:00 PM
The Florida man from IHOP - Deserved everything that he got - In spite of his bare cheek - He had nothing to eat - And pain in ass from a slingshot…… Belle
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 4/22/2022 7:06:00 PM
Kudos! Reported he had a short stack, lol