Florida Man 7
A Florida Man at IHOP
was charged when he posed as a cop.
They would not give him food,
so he got rather lewd;
dropped his pants right there at the shop.
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Actual headline: “Florida Man flashes buttocks at IHOP after impersonating a police officer to get free food”
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