Short Brisket Poems

If I thought you’d risk it,
I’d offer you brisket,
but since you’re a vegan,
unlike Chrissy Teigen,
would sooner be dead,
here, how ‘bout a Triscuit instead?...

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ticket
skillet
biscuit
brisket

A ticket at the public skillet,
buys a warm biscuit with beef brisket.

8/9/19

Contest: Your Turn For A Tyburn Contest

Sponsor: Charles Messina...

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Here A Brisket And There A Bracket

Briskets and brackets  can be high or low;
Or else you may either win, place or show;
In a contest,
To be best,
And do better higher  and faster must go.

Jim Horn

#4450...

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Coffee, & Egg Whites, 
& MesQuite Smoked Up Brisket... 
& Pancakes so good... 
that I don’t miss the biscuits.  
That's hormone-free Butter 
& the most luscious cream.... 
these are a few of my 
favorite things.......

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Texas-style juicy brisket
grilled, smoked, keep meat moist.
Amazing Ribs and baked beans.
Potato salad
Ice cold beer and pop
drinks of choice
Yum!

6/28/2022
7/5/7/5/5/3/1

Whats Cooking On The Grill This Summer Contest Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: M. L. Kiser...

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Where 
art though
my pretty
BBQ face?
I long for you, my beef brisket beauty!

My smokin hot habanero pepper,
burn me with love!
No need to 
wipe the 
sweat…

Sauce
on your 
face and you
couldn’t care less.
I am so in love with food, and with you.

July 18th, 2016...

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Joyful jumping, oh so jolly,
try it in a tram or trolley
Jiggle, juggle, Jane's tamale,
a laugh, a lark, fine, fun folly. 

Happy, hopping, silly stomping,
rarified and risky romping,
bouncing Bonnie's butterscotch,
hilarious, howling hoppyscotch.

Lofty leaping, crazy creeping,
mindful mother's mostly sleeping,
but don't bop with Betty's brisket,
she'll conk you, bonk you, no, don't risk it....

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The soup's too hot, honey
    and my drink's too cold
  The lettuce is wilted
    the avocado's old

  The soup took forever
    though the potatoes are still hard
  The brisket cooked so long
    it's completely charred ...

  It's alright, dear, a master chef you're not
    but you ARE the loveliest wife

  And in case you doubt me for a second
    I'm taking you out to dinner
      ~ every night of our married life...

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While the brisket was slow cooking we went to the pub
Their brisket was already done, that was the rub.
I said to my woman, can I have a bit of this grub?
That was my biggest mistake, it was a giant flub.

Although she said yes, she was pouting in a bit.
I recognized the sign of her bad side, she can be a chit.
grabbed the biggest beer I could find, and she threw a fit.
Knew now that the rest of my night was going to be full of grit....

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I have seen plenty of things never been experienced by an alive eye socket.
I have been through the struggle of filling my empty pockets.
Call me a sprocket.
But I have valid questions.
Like, when will our country restore its status as food basket?
When will I have fresh water in the bucket?
When will I have my next brisket?
With the above granted I will very jubilated like a player who has found a wicket.
How I wish I played cricket....

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Buy a challah - make it round.
Cook some kasha - lightly browned.
Bake a brisket, with a mound
Of onions on the top.

Lots of vino to be downed.
Honey cakes to add a pound.
Hugs and wishes to abound 
And smiles that never stop.

Hear the shofar's plaintive sound.
Links to childhood somehow found.
Ready now - we're New Year bound -
New sins to which we'll cop!

(Rosh Hashanah is the Jewish New Year,
where whatever sins you've committed 
in the past year are erased.)...

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Seaweed tastes like a storm of six months
A bulimic cloud of bile and doubt
Fainting in the brisket line 
Curled on the chest of a false lover 
Pregnancy scare relieved by a loss of one fifth
A predator child disguised as sensibility
Reports the angel to cover himself
Teeth forcibly removed
Jaw and soul bruised
Out of work and left with myself
Do I seek self-destruction?
I ignore the real questions and tear the seal
One pack of seaweed
One hundred Calories
That is enough....

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