Short Boxers Poems

"bedtime snack"


your boxers
my panties

silverware 
spooning

do you
wanna 

fork...

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The FIRST round

of the fight

began evenly

matched.

But then, that look...

THAT LOOK

knocked

me

out....

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A friendly boxer up in Green Bay
counsels townsfolk day after day
A sagacious old dog
with a website and blog
He advises: Less work and more play!...

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There once was a Brit called Jack Horne,
Whose trousers were tattered and torn.
As he took his pants down,
He observed with a frown
His boxers were equally worn....

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L-ook at the boxers, 
E-ven though they exchange blows, 
O-pen arms embrace.






Topic: Birthday of Leopoldo "Leo" Fabro (March 19) 
Form: Acrostic Senryu...

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Route 66ish No 6

A young girl who hailed from Kentucky,
Was out-going, sweet and quite plucky,
When out on a date
With an old childhood mate,
She was miffed 'cos his boxers were mucky!!...

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A bagpiper ready to play
Forgot his plaid boxers one day
The wind it did blow,
And his kilt it did flow
And put his proud jewels on display! 

2/23/22
Used Poetry soup's syllable counter...

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Dancing in my boxers till the break of dawn
So invigorating and joyful, like a lithe wee fawn
Pirouettes and pliés
Like a joyful ballet
My troubles and strife are suddenly gone...

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Dancing in my boxers till the break of dawn
So invigorating and joyful, like a lithe wee fawn
Pirouettes and pliés
Like a joyful ballet
My troubles and strife are suddenly begone...

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.

To hit hard

and not to be hit, 

boxers believe

 

each jab and hook

and straight to chance

they just can't leave.

 

Yeah, with punches,

it's better to give

than to receive!

....

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Send us one hundred and fifty dollars
And we'll send you a year's worth of gayly printed boxers
They will make you proud
Prancing around in a crowd
Oblivious to the stares you'll get at the doctors...

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Sometimes sayings with funny briefs or boxers talk to us.
This cartoon of briefs did, and I stopped to hear his message.
“Be flexible, be brief, we all have bad streaks in life”
He made incredible sense in but a few words.
I love moments like this, learning from an unexpected source....

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to hit and not to be hit, boxers believe

          each jab, each punch to chance they just can't leave,

                                             for a kayo,

                                            box the foe,

                    here, it's better to give than to receive !...

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I'm tired of life with Smelly Sid -
that sock just stinks of sweaty feet,
no matter what they wash him in
(in winter's bad, but summer heat...)
I rolled out from the washing pile
and got away from Sid, but then
some boxers joined me - just my luck -
and now I'm stuck with Skid-mark Sven.
...

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One whole in the top and two in the other,
Always given by your mother.
Silk or cotton, you’ll never know,
Yet you’ll never want to show.

They can be warm or breezy free,
High on your thigh or down to your knee.
Wear them inside or by the dock sirs,
You guessed it right, they are your boxers....

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You know what you are
You're like a scar, ugly
You're tongue is sharp
Hurts like a boxers fist
You knock me out so bliss
It's not love though
It's want, so
I want you bad
I need you badder
You want me too
 if only to batter
Words hurt.  
They leave scars on the soul
So what if you're mute
Your words hurt...

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Since you’ve been gone, 
Nothings the same
No loud TV
Or football game
I have a smile
And not a frown
My toilet seat 
Is always down
No dirty boxers 
On the floor
Or towels hanging 
From the door
No smelly boots
And shoes that stink
No globs of toothpaste
In my sink
I now realize 
What I had
And honestly
This isn’t bad....

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Some girls’ eyes were fastened on Dennis
Doing wonderful Tennis
In boxers poorly screening ,
Much to the dismay of his First Niece,
His sometimes-raging, Girlfriend Eunice,
A Christian Mother he’d rendered service
But not to Arch Enemy Elvis
With him competing in their office…

“For long have I been expecting this
From a man who’d named me Novice”...

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I felt so sorry for my friend Rodger
Who’d developed a lump by his todger
When he turned up for his scan
It wasn’t done by a man
The photographer was his new lodger 

How he winced when he saw the machine
Roger thought it looked so cruel and mean
His balls gripped in a vice
Did not feel very nice ...
He was thankful his boxers were clean!

1st February 2017...

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who ever said sunday isn't a work day
didn't have a park nearby for sundays soap-boxers
academia, politics, sociology, philosophy, religion, you name it
they brought lecturns, stepladders, boxes and chairs to stand on
while passers-by slowed to the gather-round for lecture and debate
it was wonderful...take a book...watch the different ball games...now
it's a desk piled with books and cd's...and a keyboard to say as i please...

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The days of skip, hop, jump and run
Slipped away from me like a breeze
I skipped skippin', (It was for girls)
Who knew boxers did it? (Not me)

I'd hop rocks and jump the big ditch
Run around like I was deranged
With school, those girls and bad habits
My hoppin' and jumpin' had changed!

I can still run but not too far
I'm embarrassed to say how slow
It's so hard to get back in shape
'Til it happens, you just don't know!...

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From me another gets a thing 
Because he deserves something
And from me Absolute Nothing,
When he is eyeing Everything;
To the lustful her wished fling
At a fighter lesson-teaching swing
Such as boxers collect in a ring
And detached a feared wing…

And when insult in my ears ring
Dong-ended ding ding
And they displeasure bring
I try to Ease restore with Zing
Unwisely, I don’t to God cling
But wisely wouldn’t choose to cringe....

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'Twas the night before Christmas
On the village square.
Carolers were singing.
Everyone was there.

My daddy was a baritone
But his falsetto filled the air.
Mama shrunk his boxers;
They're not ready-to-wear.

He asked Santa for some new ones;
He didn't dare go bare.
So, on Christmas morning,
Santa left a spare.

Now daddy has a pair
That couldn't give a care.
He's back to singing bass
Thanks to his Duluth underwear.


November 29, 2019...

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Tarnished or burnished, of late from the store.'
reflections of glimmers..a world, outside my door..'

At shards of perception, I squint and I peer."
through the air, my conception still.' much is unclear )

you blandly gaze cold , though  re-sending suns rays
a friend without compunction? a mocker of age..

you dazzle the nations; or just one person at a time..'
a help to boxers, of't the ballet! & street artists 'in mime'

©Joe Maverick 6-12-2013...

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Imagine that you are a girl 
trapped in the body of a boy
You get shoved into cotton boxers
but you want silk panties

you cry and scream and beg
your please are ignored
and you are punished
for being you

you are ostracized and bullied
for not wanting to hunt, fish
or kill animals.
or be a quarterback

you are kicked out when you reach fifteen
because you will not conform
a spiritual family takes you in
they try to build you up
but it is too late....

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