Short Blubber Out Poems
Short Blubber Out Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Blubber Out by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Blubber Out by length and keyword.
My Bed's Just Here For the Cat
Fatcat,
Hairy nuisance
Sprawling over bedsheets
Crowding limited sleepspace with
Blubber....
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Categories:
blubber out, animals, funny, pets
Form:
Cinquain
Feeling Good
Laugh
Giggle, Guffaw
Chucking, Tittering, Cackling
Joy, Mirth, Cry, Chortle
Tearing, Weeping, Sobbing
Whiny, Blubber-faced
Cachinnate...
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Categories:
blubber out, children, emotions, happy, joy, philosophy, smile, write,
Form:
Diamante
Potion Number Nine
spleen of newt tongue of blubber
foul things toads eat for supper
a potion this fine
will strenghten a spine
swallow with bread and butter.
...
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Categories:
blubber out, adventure, autumn, drink, giggle, halloween, humor, silly,
Form:
Limerick
I Blubber
My heart got whacked put some ice and medicine on my throbbing heart
I got toiled and moiled,got surrounded by coils I am unconsoled I'm begging you,I blubber come to me and let all of this to be over...
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Categories:
blubber out, heartbroken, hurt, love hurts,
Form:
I do not know?
I Bought You the Vegan Shoes
I bought you the vegan shoes,
but you still got pissed
because I told you makeup
was made of whale blubber.
I was sad when you broke up
with me, but it makes a
really funny story now....
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Categories:
blubber out, break up, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Two Lenses
I close one eye and see him.
Strong, fit and slim.
On, my God, I can't help it.
I really fancy him.
Close it now and open the other.
We really are in bother.
In his socks and birthday suit.
He's showing all his blubber....
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Categories:
blubber out, age, allusion, body,
Form:
Rhyme
Too Much Blubber
Just as I wrote about an unusually cool summer
We get hit with a severe heat wave, whatta bummer
Wilting would describe
Our overheated hide
Serves us right for carrying too much blubber
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
blubber out, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Ptsd
Staunch, spine straight as a flagpole
Chin tucked into neckfolds of flesh
Face itch, lips blubber incessantly...
Hips thrust forward... twin bulldozers
Life expectancy, a speck in a sandstorm
Rows of medals under gray sash, Iraq...
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Categories:
blubber out, anxiety, mental illness, pride, soldier, surreal,
Form:
Free verse
Walrus
The Walrus, he is an ugly brute,
Made entirely out of rubber,
Lounging on the shore all day,
Like discarded old whale blubber.
Sea Lion on the other hand,
Is arguably, I think quite cute,
Gliding along the beach at play,
In his slick grey leather suit....
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Categories:
blubber out, animal, children, funny, word play, , cute,
Form:
Rhyme
The 2013 Pertater Queen
Ida was Idaho's Pertater Queen.
Her knowledge of taters was really keen!
Tho' to many she a-'peeled',
'Neath her gown was concealed,
Alas, billows of blubber unforeseen!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved...
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Categories:
blubber out, celebrity,
Form:
Limerick
Apologies
Apologies to the little scamp
who marked on the edge of good humor
who spread his mess on the wall
Apologies to the blubber
mouth who ambled through a whole
half-decade
Apologies for the half-whispered
"shut up" spoken to lipstick queens
with too much attitude....
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Categories:
blubber out, art,
Form:
Free verse
Drattalising
love it luv it lubbit....
the modern curse of what you eat,
come back to sit an stay in the meat,
the blubber is arising ,
unwanted an surprising ,
so fat cant see me feet,
drattalising:(
but i got a well padded seat:)
Don Johnson
thank you Sara Kendrick
"Chocolate-Trochee"...
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Categories:
blubber out, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Trousers
Seams burst
the flatulent
filled blubber
seeps out
drowns out
the hope I once had
rips itself from the
confines
of a world that
impresses
and dresses
its people in
slim lifeless
shapes
and exposes
scared faces
shocked
at what they shouldn’t see
at what the mirror sees
and shames away from...
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Categories:
blubber out, angst, depression
Form:
Free verse
Change
In her teens, she had a wasp waist
All her dress would then nicely fit
Now she is all blubber
More or less like rubber
She has no waist, is a barrel of fat
This woman is called Malory
She doesn’t care for the calorie
All that she got, she ate
And grew into a sight
Now she can move only in a lorry...
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Categories:
blubber out, addiction, food, image,
Form:
Limerick
Scrub It
I don't want anything
You can take everything
So I can be free of You
I am not going to do anything any more
Especially anything You say
So You can fluff it, snuff it, or shove it
I have nothing to say to You
Why people think I care when I actually don't care?
What a joke
What a blubber
Now just leave...
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Categories:
blubber out, faith,
Form:
Free verse
Rumbles Goppy Blubber
Only full of jibber jabber
Blabbing rumbles goppy blubber
Chat so lots it seems a big ole sea
That bellows jiggles up the sunken ladder
Waterlogged a smullen button belly
Swollen tub of lardy squishy goo
If only spit out complitastic words
Scales and skin could sag down too
Not sure if this is right but it was fun......
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Categories:
blubber out, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Seal Immovable
More graceful in full blubber
than a ballroom dancer,
a seal slides down banisters
of spiral staircases
in ice-cold currents.
Smiling like a cat,
slipping into water,
swimming down and up,
fat from fishing,
sunning, sleeping on the rocks,
I could never push you over.
Seal immovable:
magnificent, obese.
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Categories:
blubber out, animal, nature,
Form:
Free verse
Houston, We Have a Person
Became so fat he floated away
"Who the heck is that?", they'll say
Too much pizza, ice-cream, and pop
Parents should have told him to stop!
Five-hundred pounds of blubber
So much for land-lover!
Someday he will orbit Earth
So much for what exercise is worth!
If you eat too much be like him
Don't pig out on a whim!...
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Categories:
blubber out, funny
Form:
I do not know?
Mixed Feelings
Nervously
Walked into the room
Reminds me
How I lost my feeling
The last time I fainted
Delightedly
Receiving my birthday gift
Reminds me
How I’d wished for my presents
Anticipatingly
Sat by the phone, waited for ages
How I’d been frozen in shock
When I learned the news
Despairingly
I now sit on the interview chair
Reminds me
How to talk
I blubber but falter...
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Categories:
blubber out, feelings,
Form:
I do not know?
The Blowhole Bully
Whale watching! Come on, let's go
There's no time to be a landlubber
Grab your oars and get ready to row
We're not after one for its blubber
Stay away from that blowhole bully
who likes to scream and preach
There she is now, a big fat tubber
She's blowing off, out of control
Yelling at another one on the beach
My goodness, she likes to scold!...
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Categories:
blubber out, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Can I Deliver?
Can I Deliver?
I quiver,
As my heart stutters.
I blubber on and on,
But can I deliver?
Can my heart render
What it's contemplating?
Maybe my heart
Is too tender?
Should I
Surrender?
It's hard for me
To comprehend
Even being here,
Much less being
A devoted member
Of this tragedy.
How Did I even
Get here?...
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Categories:
blubber out, loveheart, heart,
Form:
Free verse
Sassy Pot-Ish Non-Chic
I weigh two six and twenty-tons today
Fat in unforeseen directions,
I make cars cringe, when I frolic and play
And I welcome no corrections.
Mighty fine in my well-endowed blubber,
Sassy pot-like, in my non-chic.
Whale-ish me, trice big as my mother.
Loud and proud, forgiveness don’t seek,
I have earned this fat, every little bit.
Come by and see me, if you have true grit....
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Categories:
blubber out, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Light Verse
I Am Dumb Perhaps Dumber
Lloyd and Harry, two dim witted men
they made me laugh, laugh, then laugh again
with their innocent acts
slapstick, gags and wisecracks
I love this movie, well now and then.
Nowt funnier than dumb and dumber
this great film makes me laugh and blubber
so fills my mind with glee
because they are like me
I'm stupid, but a lot chubbier.
3/13/2018
contest, favorite comedy movie,
Sponsored by: Alexis Y....
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Categories:
blubber out, best friend, crazy, film, friendship, giggle, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Childsh Games
CHILDISH GAMES
There was childish game long ago I remember
Wherein a group of kids who already knew each other
Simply stood around telling silly secrets to each other
Making an outsider kid feel small and want to blubber
I grew tired of such games when I became five
To know such silly secrets I ceased to strive
Felt there was more than this to being alive
Couldn’t wait for adulthood to arrive...
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Categories:
blubber out, peoplesilly,
Form:
Verse
An Ode To Models
Come on you thin things,
eat some pies,
get some blubber on those thighs.
Eat some chocolate
gain some pounds
Make those boobies nice and round.
Get a spare tyre,
don’t be flat.
Boys don’t like their girls like that.
Make things wobble,
learn to twerk.
You can make that booty work.
Get some roses in those cheeks,
go and eat a bag of sweets
Be all jolly
Be all fat
Boys prefer their girls like that
I hope…....
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Categories:
blubber out, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme