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In her teens, she had a wasp waist
All her dress would then nicely fit
Now she is all blubber
More or less like rubber
She has no waist, is a barrel of fat 

This woman is called Malory
She doesn’t care for the calorie
All that she got, she ate
And grew into a sight
Now she can move only in a lorry

Copyright © Valsa George | Year Posted 2021

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Sara Kendrick Date: 2/3/2023 6:23:00 AM Sad one. She (real or imaginary) probably has some kind of defective gene/s that cause this malady. If only people could get the proper medical care for obesity. There is help with the correct doctor. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/21/2021 11:28:00 AM haha, move only on a lorry. REALLY FUNNY ending!! Login to Reply Valsa George Date: 11/21/2021 9:06:00 PM Thanks a lot dear Andrea ! Glad you enjoyed it !

Gershon Wolf Date: 11/20/2021 7:09:00 PM Poor Malory. Her 'wasp waist' is now paste. Former boasts are toast... Fat is where she's at: Her gallery, lots of calories. Cute one, Valsa. :) gw Login to Reply Valsa George Date: 11/20/2021 8:52:00 PM You have written a funny limerick as a comment! Rhyme and humour seem to be at your finger tip.... Gershon Thanks a lot for this lovely response.

Rico Leffanta Date: 11/20/2021 10:36:00 AM All those sugar-water drinks are aptly called "pop" . . . . . Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Valsa George Date: 11/20/2021 8:50:00 PM Those drinks are so harmful to health and lead to obesity ! Thanks Rico for visiting my page!

Victor Buhagiar Date: 11/20/2021 6:37:00 AM This gave ma a pang. No trouser of mine seem to fit. Must go to some tailor. -) Login to Reply Valsa George Date: 11/20/2021 8:02:00 AM Shut indoors with the pademic around, cooking and eating is all I do. So have gained extra pounds and I too am looking for a nice tailor! Thank you Victor for your funny response.