Short Blubber Poems

Fatcat,
Hairy nuisance
Sprawling over bedsheets
Crowding limited sleepspace with
Blubber....

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Laugh
Giggle, Guffaw 
Chucking, Tittering, Cackling 
Joy, Mirth, Cry, Chortle 
Tearing, Weeping, Sobbing 
Whiny, Blubber-faced 
Cachinnate...

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spleen of newt tongue of blubber

foul things toads eat for supper

a potion this fine

will strenghten a spine

swallow with bread and butter.
...

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My heart got whacked  put some ice and medicine on my throbbing heart
I got toiled and moiled,got surrounded by coils   I am unconsoled I'm begging you,I blubber come to me and let all of this to be over...

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I bought you the vegan shoes, 
  
but you still got pissed 
  
because I told you makeup 
  
was made of whale blubber. 
  
I was sad when you broke up 
  
with me, but it makes a  
  
really funny story now....

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I close one eye and see him.
Strong, fit and slim.
On, my God, I can't help it.
I really fancy him.
Close it now and open the other.
We really are in bother.
In his socks and birthday suit.
He's showing all his blubber....

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Just as I wrote about an unusually cool summer
We get hit with a severe heat wave, whatta bummer
Wilting would describe
Our overheated hide
Serves us right for carrying too much blubber


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Staunch, spine straight as a flagpole
    Chin tucked into neckfolds of flesh
  Face itch, lips blubber incessantly... 

    Hips thrust forward... twin bulldozers
  Life expectancy, a speck in a sandstorm
    Rows of medals under gray sash, Iraq...

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The Walrus, he is an ugly brute, 
Made entirely out of rubber, 
Lounging on the shore all day, 
Like discarded old whale blubber.
 
Sea Lion on the other hand, 
Is arguably, I think quite cute, 
Gliding along the beach at play, 
In his slick grey leather suit....

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Ida was Idaho's Pertater Queen.

   Her knowledge of taters was really keen!

      Tho' to many she a-'peeled',

         'Neath her gown was concealed,

            Alas, billows of blubber unforeseen!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved...

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Apologies to the little scamp
who marked on the edge of good humor
who spread his mess on the wall

Apologies to the blubber
mouth who ambled through a whole
half-decade

Apologies for the half-whispered
"shut up" spoken to lipstick queens
with too much attitude....

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love it luv it lubbit....
the modern curse of what you eat,
come back to sit an stay in the meat,
the blubber is arising ,
unwanted an surprising ,
so fat cant see me feet,
drattalising:(
but i got a well padded seat:)

Don Johnson

thank you Sara Kendrick

"Chocolate-Trochee"...

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Seams burst
the flatulent
filled blubber
seeps out
drowns out
the hope I once had
rips itself from the
confines
of a world that
impresses
and dresses
its people in
slim lifeless
shapes
and exposes
scared faces
shocked
at what they shouldn’t see
at what the mirror sees
and shames away from...

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In her teens, she had a wasp waist
All her dress would then nicely fit
Now she is all blubber
More or less like rubber
She has no waist, is a barrel of fat 

This woman is called Malory
She doesn’t care for the calorie
All that she got, she ate
And grew into a sight
Now she can move only in a lorry...

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I don't want anything
You can take everything
So I can be free of You
I am not going to do anything any more
Especially anything You say
So You can fluff it, snuff it, or shove it
I have nothing to say to You
Why people think I care when I actually don't care?
What a joke
What a blubber
Now just leave...

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Only full of jibber jabber
Blabbing rumbles goppy blubber
Chat so lots it seems a big ole sea
That bellows jiggles up the sunken ladder
Waterlogged a smullen button belly
Swollen tub of lardy squishy goo
If only spit out complitastic words
Scales and skin could sag down too


Not sure if this is right but it was fun......

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More graceful in full blubber
than a ballroom dancer,
a seal slides down banisters 
of spiral staircases
in ice-cold currents.

Smiling like a cat,
slipping into water,
swimming down and up,
fat from fishing, 
sunning, sleeping on the rocks,
		I could never push you over.

Seal immovable:
magnificent,  obese.


...

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Became so fat he floated away
"Who the heck is that?", they'll say

Too much pizza, ice-cream, and pop
Parents should have told him to stop!

Five-hundred pounds of blubber
So much for land-lover!

Someday he will orbit Earth
So much for what exercise is worth!

If you eat too much be like him
Don't pig out on a whim!...

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Nervously
Walked into the room
Reminds me
How I lost my feeling
The last time I fainted
Delightedly
Receiving my birthday gift
Reminds me 
How I’d wished for my presents
Anticipatingly
Sat by the phone, waited for ages
How I’d been frozen in shock
When I learned the news
Despairingly
I now sit on the interview chair
Reminds me
How to talk
I blubber but falter...

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Whale watching! Come on, let's go
   There's no time to be a landlubber
Grab your oars and get ready to row
   We're not after one for its blubber
Stay away from that blowhole bully
   who likes to scream and preach
There she is now, a big fat tubber
   She's blowing off, out of control
Yelling at another one on the beach 
   My goodness,  she likes to scold!...

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Can I Deliver?


I quiver,

As my heart stutters.



I blubber on and on,

But can I deliver?



Can my heart render

What it's contemplating?



Maybe my heart

Is too tender?



Should I 

Surrender?



It's hard for me 

To comprehend

Even being here,

Much less being 

A devoted member 

Of this tragedy.



How Did I even

Get here?...

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I weigh two six and twenty-tons today
Fat in unforeseen directions, 
I make cars cringe, when I frolic and play
And I welcome no corrections.

Mighty fine in my well-endowed blubber,
Sassy pot-like, in my non-chic.
Whale-ish me, trice big as my mother.
Loud and proud, forgiveness don’t seek,

I have earned this fat, every little bit.
Come by and see me, if you have true grit....

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Lloyd and Harry, two dim witted men
they made me laugh, laugh, then laugh again
with their innocent acts
slapstick, gags and wisecracks 
I love this movie, well now and then.

Nowt funnier than dumb and dumber 
this great film makes me laugh and blubber
so fills my mind with glee
because they are like me
I'm stupid, but a lot chubbier.

3/13/2018
contest, favorite comedy movie,
Sponsored by: Alexis Y....

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CHILDISH   GAMES


There was childish game long ago I remember

Wherein a group of  kids who already knew each other

Simply stood around telling silly secrets to each other

Making an outsider kid feel small and want to blubber

I grew tired of such games when I became five

To know such silly secrets I ceased to strive

Felt there was more than this to being alive

Couldn’t wait for adulthood to arrive...

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Come on you thin things,
eat some pies,
get some blubber on those thighs.
Eat some chocolate
gain some pounds
Make those boobies nice and round.
Get a spare tyre,
don’t be flat.
Boys don’t like their girls like that.

Make things wobble,
learn to twerk.
You can make that booty work.
Get some roses in those cheeks,
go and eat a bag of sweets
Be all jolly
Be all fat
Boys prefer their girls like that

I hope…....

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