Short Blimey Poems

Short Blimey Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Blimey by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Blimey by length and keyword.


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halloween diner

ghost waiter blimey dondo

went haunting in a condo

rushing a flurry

with pot of curry

hope sir you like potato.
Categories: blimey, anxiety, autumn, bullying, funny, giggle, halloween, humor,
Form: Limerick


Blimey

Donald Trump - bankrupt with no sense -
Now blames everything on Pence
Trump looted our vault
But its not his fault
That everyone else is so dense!
Categories: blimey, corruption, political,
Form: Limerick
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Beauteous Words

Beauteous words
Bandbox words
Bristly words
Brazen words
Buffoon-like words
Busy words
Brainy words
Blarney words
Blimey words
Bewildered words
Be aware.
Categories: blimey, word play,
Form: List
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Canadian Winters

Sunshine all day, has the world gone mad Blimey it's Canada, where summer's a fad Four months long Seems like two then gone Aside from that, the best since I was a lad
Categories: blimey, winter,
Form: Limerick
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It's Norm, Down On the Farm

There once was a parachutist called Norm
Who parachuted into an alligator farm
      He said with a hell of a shout
     "Blimey! it's time to bail out"
Before I'm the calm before their storm
Categories: blimey, funny
Form: Limerick


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I Got A Leg Up On This One






I have to go pee you see and my bladder is oh so tiny 
so won't you please hurry, no don't show your hiney
one leg up 
on leg down 
go ahead leak, then get out of my way, ... Oh Blimey!
Categories: blimey, animal, humor,
Form: Limerick
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What's That You Say

Where you stay at?
vs
Where do you live?

tyu2
vs
Thank you, I wish you the same
vs
thanx and backatcha

Blimey vs omg
For heaven's sakes vs yo' mama
Mindless robotrons vs blithering wonder....

heh, is best not to cross boundaries.

Blest

is versatile communication.
Categories: blimey, on writing and words,
Form: Ode
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Yea, Those Seeds

In the post I received some seeds Now planted, I've done the deed In a few weeks they did grow Blimey they ain't very slow They're now as tall as some reeds They now have me a little concerned Impressed in bloom they've now earned But what's that sweet smell It sure ain't no Bluebell All previous is totally adjourned
Categories: blimey, color, confusion, drug, flower, green, nature, senses,
Form: Limerick
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Laundry Day

I'd just done some washing
I'd hung it on the line
The sun it shone delightfully
I thought "this weather will stay fine"

Then I heard the weather forecast
Gee blimey it said rain
So to myself I did say
Must bring it in again

The sky turned dark and cloudy
As the wind began to howl
I was glad I brought that washing in
As it turned into a gale
Categories: blimey, howl, rain, storm, sunshine,
Form: Rhyme
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And Then I Kissed Him - Collaboration With Tim Smith

Hot date
Can’t wait

We're at
My flat

Cute eyes
Nice thighs

Admit
She’s fit

So sweet
Must eat

We dine
Sublime

First Kiss
Sheer bliss

Soft peck
On neck

Tongue's twirl
Toes curl

First base
Hearts race

Undressed
Bare breast

Blimey
She’s ‘HE’

No joy
Ladyboy

Fussy
Pussy

Night ends
As friends

Written by Jan Allison & Tim Smith
28th August 2014
Categories: blimey, humorous, , cute,
Form: Footle

Naughty Verses

I'm learning to swear and to curse
And to make my poems sound worse and worse
But when I shouted, oh f**k
It was just my bad luck...
I was standing right next to a hearse.

So then I thought, oh what the hell,
My mind's as unsound as a bell
I cried . what a b*gger
And scared off a mugger.
So here I am with no cr*p in a dell.

Is there a future for the pure on the earth
For those who don't swear and don't curse?
Cor blimey,you're quaint
Is you a saint?
I almost feel a faint tinge of mirth
Categories: blimey, humor, satire,
Form: ABC
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