It's Norm, Down On the Farm

There once was a parachutist called Norm
Who parachuted into an alligator farm
      He said with a hell of a shout
     "Blimey! it's time to bail out"
Before I'm the calm before their storm

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 7/16/2010 7:56:00 AM
Great Limerick Mr. Fraser ! I'm droping down to your poem kiss James, I have to get to work ! It's been a pleasure reading you this am ! james
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Date: 7/14/2010 7:41:00 PM
Hey congrats on your great win! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 7/14/2010 9:06:00 AM
Congratulations great poetry again,I'm missing so much lately. .lovely!C
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Date: 7/14/2010 7:04:00 AM
Congrats on the third place win.
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Date: 7/13/2010 9:25:00 PM
Congraulations James on your num tres. agpe, Moses
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Date: 7/13/2010 8:21:00 PM
enjoyed your Limerick,..p.d
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Date: 7/13/2010 5:14:00 PM
Great limerick and congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 7/13/2010 1:21:00 PM
Congratulations, James, on your win! : )
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Date: 7/13/2010 10:42:00 AM
Congratulations James on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "To Die For"Limericks. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/13/2010 9:24:00 AM
Hi James, great limerick. Congrats on your third place win ~ Sharon :)
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Date: 7/13/2010 7:10:00 AM
Great one, James!! This was a winner!! Congrats for the clever look at Carolyn's constest! ~ Carrie
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Date: 7/13/2010 6:43:00 AM
Congrats, James. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 7/13/2010 4:36:00 AM
Excellent humor employed here, James. Congratulations on placing third. There was some strong competition and only one place was given for the top three! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 7/13/2010 4:29:00 AM
good one!! Funny read this early am.
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Date: 7/12/2010 6:40:00 PM
haha, I loved that last line. Good luck, james!
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Date: 7/12/2010 5:38:00 PM
Made me laugh with this one. No wonder you're one of my favs. Have a great day! Scarlett
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Date: 7/12/2010 3:56:00 PM
Got a chuckle out of this one. The scene comes alive through your words. Best wishes in the contest. Thank you for your kind comment. Karen
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Date: 7/12/2010 12:59:00 PM
Good luck in the contest...I was thinking alligator farm also...Haven't written one..Just thought about it...I am sure that it is full and closed...This seems like a winner to me...Sara
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Date: 7/11/2010 7:45:00 PM
A nice write on the picture. Good luck in the contest
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Date: 7/11/2010 6:06:00 PM
Interesting poem. It's different than the others for the contest. Best of luck. Loves Destiny
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