Short Blender Poems

Try to be tender
Don’t burn me to a cinder
I tried to render

By Robb A. Kopp...

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into the blender tadpoles and sweat
                                     ~ an egretto came out, you bet...

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Peter, Peter
    pumpkin eater
tried to lick the
    blender beater.
Why he did it,
    I can’t tell, for
he’s not speaking
    very well....

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I am a masticating omnivore, 
Devouring meat and plants and more.
My teeth are rotten
My gums are cotton.
From blender my mushy juice I now pour....

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theyer near
here and there
in the square
with food
thats cool
there some
or the blues
you can get that news
some have coffee blender
those
STREET VENDER...

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There was once, a woman named Rose
In briefs; she oft hankerd to pose
Hocking her food blender
She bought smalls, and suspenders'
To bounce onto a stage, i'd suppose?...

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There once was a beer and hotdog vendor
He was named Sam, but then he changed gender
   His peers were confused
   The fans were amused
Now he's Sam, the Gender-Blender Vendor...

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Her boobies hung outside the white lace cup.
Blending pineapple and whisky closeup.
Blender was not fully closed,
Everything inside exposed.
Woohoo, smoothie boobs to sit down to sup....

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First you gather all your family
and friends, then you combine
happiness, and smiles within.
Mixing these ingredients with
your blender of love, wrap them all
tightly with a big O hug....

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His name was trumped,
thrown into a blender of ridicule,
and mixed up into a hilarious
combination.
Now,
the world,
glued to the T.V.,
was shocked to see him triumph
with Millennial wonder!...

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The lady Maggie we remember
Carl met her in December
Small and round ... but classy
Sexy ... sometimes sassy
Old granny her mind's in a blender










08.03.2018
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)...

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comic relief for a rhyme bender,
don't drop it in the mangy blender,
words of truth in other lines,
how 2 get em i can't find,
cos i caint remember...

well done here babe...Gwendolyn Rix,
from the johnson loonitic

Don...

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Coffee maker, 
Toaster, blender,
Dish rack: black. 
Peplum suit, black 
Suede shoes at
Fifties' wedding, 

Black lace nightie
For nuptial bedding,
Closet full of midnight 
Dresses. Why does 
She love black? is  

Anybody's guesses....

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we know better

Transfixed  
a moth to flame.
reports over and over
wring dry the news
hear her snicker echo low.

we are not 
in control. we are 
feathers in a blender 
learn; do not snap fingers 
under mother nature’s nose....

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For a blue
So  bountiful
You bow down
Before it

To the Master 
Blender of
This endless 
Blanket

Of blue light.

A soul's ascent
To a starry sky
Stops short 
Of con-

Summation
Clouds 
Become
An eternal rest

Reward by 
The Cloud-
Master
For life  

Lived best....

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There are services Ruth can’t render
Because clearly she is quite tender
And you have no right of A Bender …

I mean, Ruth may try a News Vendor
Or your car wash only its fender 
Or your shoes keep leaving with Mender
And in your kitchen with A Blender …

Never forget that Ruth is slender 
And of The Feminine Gender....

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Listen to poem:

Curious to test the fallacious claim
that you could eviscerate calamari squid
in the vortex of a blender,
the amateur chef took the plunge
to bewilder and tantalize friends.
He added a whole squid to the bowl of a blender
and selected the lowest speed.
It looked good a first,
but then the mix blushed scarlet -
Calamari in the Mist....

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Reverse this polarity, my hormonal engine
Playing my body like a baby grand
Rough and rugged, Jerry Lee Lewis
Succumbs to Louis Armstrong in Platinum
Blues verses boogy woogy
An invariable blender, shaken not stirred
Keeping me up nights
Tapping my toes to the teardrops


entered for consideration in MJ's contest, "Let's get untwisted"...

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Churlish wind hovers overhead
Ready to chart its path of dread
By wistful, listless conductor led
Twirling baton with rotors fed
A swirling blender over land spread
Careening, eerie echo left in its stead
Fluffing the threads of barren bed
Wispy fibers in ginning whirlpool sped
Silty granules from denuded top shred
Strafing the strands of every bare head...

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How long does it take to recover
Once your soul has been through a blender
To watch someone you love slip day by day
No amount of words or actions can change their stay

You look up and ask why?
To your one true love, why must you say good bye?
To much to think, to much at a moment
At the bedside, all you can do is be broken...

True love, there's only one.......

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Please don’t ignore me like this,
My heart is too tender,
When you do this to me,
My heart feels like it’s been in a blender.
	I have no clue,
What I’ve done wrong,
Waiting for your answer,
Is making this day long.
	What did I do,
What did I say,
That is making you act
Like this today?
	I use up my minutes,
On you alone,
You acting like this,
Makes me want to throw my phone....

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Beacon Twinkles While Skin Wrinkles

Beacon that we are under twinkles,
And as I do get older skin wrinkles;
Die each day;
Pass away;
Now on my grave water sprinkles.

Jim Horn

Mind Mixed Up In a Blender

What would happen if I should surrender,
My mind had been mixed up in a blender;
Now equal;
Saw sequel;
Did end up meeting God in His splendor.

Jim Horn...

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I’ll Never Stop looking for you. 

I went to go walk in the snow,
Now Christmas is going so slow.
I hope to see once again,
I know I’ll find the right man.

All the stores are filled with people,
It was so big it looked like a steeple.
It feels like my tender heart,
Is in a blender,

The days pass and I’m lost,
As I get sick in the frost,
I’ll never stop looking for you....

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# Ironic mix
I’ve come to find
The truth is tart
Creative mind
Demanding heart

Busy brain
Starting fires
Fail to tame
Hotter, higher 

Quick to grow
Quick to spread
Look out below
Look up ahead

Focus, focus!
Pay attention
Efforts, hopeless
Back to wishing

A lovely curse
Ugly blessing
Pleasure hurts
Joy suppressing 

Ironic mix
In the blender
Fail to fix
Return to sender...

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Carols are hummed by the mom of this home
Christmas lights are shining for the ones I hold dear
A hot chocolate with creamy foam?
Welcome to my holiday home at this special time of year

The oven is baking, the blender is shaking, yum!
Nativity is reminding me to praise and not fear
Faithful ones in search of a babe come
Welcome to my holiday home at this special time of year!






working on it....

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