Beer and Hotdog Vendor

There once was a beer and hotdog vendor
He was named Sam, but then he changed gender
   His peers were confused
   The fans were amused
Now he's Sam, the Gender-Blender Vendor

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019



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Date: 1/4/2019 10:02:00 PM
Oh such a laugh Gershon - nice way to start and continue this year! Poetry wishes, Jennifer.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/5/2019 7:56:00 PM
Thank you for the positive feedback, Jennifer. Best wishes, Gershon
Date: 1/4/2019 8:49:00 PM
Very rarely does a poem make me laugh out loud but you just did it to me on the bus thanks a lot everyone’s looking at me xd
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/5/2019 7:55:00 PM
Thank you so much, Kyle. Your feedback is truly a thrill for me. So glad to hear that you laughed at this one. Happy 2019 to you. ~ Gershon
Date: 1/4/2019 4:21:00 PM
Love this - made me laugh too - and I don't laugh a lot. So clever!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/5/2019 7:54:00 PM
Now, you've made me happy, Sherry, as laughter IS the best medicine. Happy 2019 to you! Best wishes, Gershon
Date: 1/4/2019 3:29:00 PM
Lol! Gershon, This is sooooo funny. It created an hilarious picture in my head. I laughed out and got stares saying "What's so darn funny?" I really enjoyed the read:-) Alexis
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/5/2019 7:54:00 PM
Alright, glad to hear that it worked for you...Laughter is a good thing! Thank you so much for the feedback. Best wishes, Alexis. ~ Gershon
Date: 1/4/2019 2:49:00 PM
omg, this is wickedly outrageous and fun, john... love it!...did he change his name to samantha?...lol...huggs
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/4/2019 3:07:00 PM
Stay tuned... Thanks for the feedback, nette! Best wishes, Gershon
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