Short Beaver Poems
Short Beaver Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Beaver by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Beaver by length and keyword.
Red Ryder had a BB gun
That Playboy bunnies could outrun
Their fluffy tails
Alerted males
A Little Beaver is more fun!
Categories:
beaver, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Beaver
By Franklin Price
12/20/2016
Beaver's teeth are sharp
Chews down trees to build a house
Think he gives a dam?
Categories:
beaver, nature,
Form:
Haiku
When opportunity kocks at your door...
Why would you want it closed in the first place?
Date: 09/03/2019
Categories:
beaver, analogy,
Form:
Questionku
Moon and stars are crisp
It will be cold tomorrow
Beaver slaps his tail
12-7-19
Contest: A Nature Themed Haiku
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Categories:
beaver, winter,
Form:
Haiku
The Queen of the local beaver
Is crowned "Saturday Night Fever"
But all of her dates
Meet quite dreadful fates
Her dad is the Rabbi Cleaver
Categories:
beaver, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
Even after a day of fun
Sunday night can be a drag
I’d like to see its tail wag
all bubbly, perky, eager
like a woodland beaver
Categories:
beaver, animal, night, simile, sound,
Form:
Rhyme
One day a wolf sat,
Awaiting a tasty cat.
Then he spotted a beaver;
His teeth, they cleaved her;
He’s in heaven now…bear attacked!
Categories:
beaver, animal, fun, funny, humor, humorous, nature,
Form:
Limerick
A little beaver
Possessed to harvest timber
The teeth razor-sharp
Does he think about his toil
His hut, design or instinct
Edward J Ebbs - March 8, 2015
Categories:
beaver, nature,
Form:
Tanka
A handshake clammy as a dead fish
is not meant to nourish or flourish
It sends a signal to its receiver
You’re much too eager a beaver
Categories:
beaver, desire, symbolism,
Form:
Couplet
A duck, a beaver
both swimmers, both fast.
A cardinal, a blue jay
with the feathers that last.
a bulldog, a bear
they both have hair.
A pony, a horse
and maybe a mare?
Categories:
beaver, animals,
Form:
Rhyme
Oh you poor dear, no comments either?
Maybe you were a little to hard on the beaver.
I’m sure some you will get.
You are their prized pet.
Just like Eddy Haskell and Ward Cleaver.
Categories:
beaver, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Flat toothed beaver
gonna look at you
with a twinkle in
his eye and tell ya
the truth:
It's not how wrong you are
that matters, but
why you're wrong.
Then he got shot by the cops.
Categories:
beaver, corruption,
Form:
Ghazal
Willard Mitt Romney
born into wealth and money
Can't conceive of life as the Beaver
and pushes temps as high as trench fever
"Clerihew" form for Andrea's "Seeking a Fresh Crop of Clerihews"
Categories:
beaver, funny,
Form:
Clerihew
If you think ants are busy, you should seek
Barry the beaver living down by Chesapeake
Gnawing down trees with every tooth in his head
Barry works twenty-four seven and will ‘til he’s dead.
Categories:
beaver, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th
Form:
Rhyme
pink catkins
of eastern cottonwood-
happy offspring
tree flowering
in the sun-
beaver waits patiently
moon shines
upon her coral blossoms-
cricket chirps
Categories:
beaver, appreciation, nature, poems, poetry, tree,
Form:
Haiku
Do you recall that ornery rascal
Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' --
Good morning, Mrs. Cleaver
And how's my friend, 'the Beaver?' --
Like a laughing hyena ~ or jackal
Categories:
beaver, celebrity, remember, rude,
Form:
Limerick
A young lad masquerading as an old geezer
Looking for a lady who owns a mature beaver
One with mucho bucks
Still able to cluck
And willing to take pity on a geezer still eager
Categories:
beaver, fun,
Form:
Limerick
pink catkins
of eastern cottonwood-
happy offspring
tree flowering
in the sun-
beaver waits patiently
moon shines
upon her coral blossoms-
cricket chirps
Categories:
beaver, animal, appreciation, beauty, earth, environment, nature, poems,
Form:
Haiku
Rush to my house I have kumquats, you said
They're ripe, moist and sweet, I'm right here in bed
An eager beaver, I raced
But my high hopes were misplaced
Your spouse was eating your kumquat instead
Categories:
beaver, fruit, funny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Slave-driving beaver:
"Dam it
Damn it!"
Unhappy restaurant client:
Diner
Whiner
Neutered Tomcat:
Benign
Feline
Why did she slap me? All I did was:
Toot her
Hooter
Careless Urologist:
Pecker
Wrecker
Categories:
beaver, funny,
Form:
Footle
If I should come upon a beaver,
I would be inclined to leave her,
There, busily working on her dam.
Because I've seen her cut a tree,
And if I make her mad at me,
I might wind up much shorter than I am.
Categories:
beaver, animals, children, funny,
Form:
I do not know?
If I was gorgeous ...
And had all smarts ...
I’ve had prenup…
If I was married.
I would not care about the job
And every day I would be lazy
I would be shopping all the time
I would be busy as a beaver.
Categories:
beaver, dream,
Form:
Concrete
Farts: an expression of our most inner thoughts
Can't get more sincere, than toots from apricots
Fruity smelling at best
Like a beaver over stressed
Canada's national symbol, hard-working knobs
Categories:
beaver, symbolism,
Form:
Limerick
One day, a wolf sat,
By a babbling brook,
Awaiting a tasty snack.
He spotted a beaver,
His teeth, they cleaved her
Then by hungry bear, he was attacked;
Now he’s in Heaven without his pack.
Categories:
beaver, animal, dog, food, fun, funny, nature,
Form:
Limerick
There's a store I frequent they've got really good prices
Can't remember it's name, Naughty Beaver or Happy Typhus
Now I remember
Twas a jungle defender
Giant TIGER it is, needed all my mental devices
Categories:
beaver, fun,
Form:
Limerick