Queen of the Chop

The Queen of the local beaver
Is crowned "Saturday Night Fever"
But all of her dates
Meet quite dreadful fates
Her dad is the Rabbi Cleaver
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021


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Date: 2/26/2021 7:03:00 AM
So cute and funny. What is for dinner????? I read some of your poems but this one got me laughing. Have a blessed day writing away....................
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Date: 2/25/2021 7:42:00 PM
And I heard that the specialty in her dad's butcher shop is pork chops. lol. ~ Eager Beaver
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Date: 2/25/2021 7:19:00 PM
Ooh chop chop!
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Date: 2/25/2021 8:35:00 AM
Lol! Rico, Another hilarious limerick. Thanks for the laughs:-) Alexis
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Date: 2/25/2021 7:29:00 AM
I am laughing now !! You have the most fertile imagination ! Big hugs Rico Susan :)
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Date: 2/24/2021 5:24:00 PM
Ooohoo! One beauty queen with no dates. She should get Mom to put the skids on Pop. Great one Rico. God Bless, JB
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Date: 2/24/2021 1:36:00 PM
Oh, my imagination runs wild. I'd stay away from Rabbi Cleaver too! Funny limerick, my friend. Hugs, Carolyn
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Date: 2/24/2021 10:31:00 AM
You are hilarious Rico lol hugs Jan xx
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