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More Foolish Footles

Slave-driving beaver:
"Dam it
Damn it!"

Unhappy restaurant client:
Diner
Whiner

Neutered Tomcat:
Benign
Feline

Why did she slap me? All I did was:
Toot her
Hooter

Careless Urologist:
Pecker
Wrecker

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Debbie Guzzi

November 15, 2012 at 2:24 PM

Hey Tim those are funny I can't do them at all! LOL Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

Carol Sunshine Brown

November 15, 2012 at 7:36 AM

Congratulations on your well deserved win in Susan's "Poem Not Entered in a contest" Tim. Love, Carol

Len Gasun

November 13, 2012 at 8:03 AM

Many congratulations on your awesome win my dear friend Tim! This is really great! lol. I love it. Thank you so much for your very wonderful comments and congratulatory remarks too! More power and blessings to you always! love/hugs, Leonora

Andrea Dietrich

November 13, 2012 at 8:00 AM

awesome, Tim. I swear I did that second one about the diner myself!! you think a lot like I do, my firiend. a very well deserved win and thanks for giving me an idea. I can use footles in Susan's next contest!!!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

November 13, 2012 at 12:18 AM

Congratulations on your win Tim, must admit the last two gave me the biggest laugh, well done xx

Kim Merryman

November 12, 2012 at 8:09 PM

So funny, Tim! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim

Poet Destroyer A

November 12, 2012 at 4:42 PM

Tim, congratulations in Susan's contest... xox~pd

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

November 12, 2012 at 12:38 PM

CONGRATS TIM ON AN AMAZING WRITE AND SUPER WIN LUV ..OH MY GIANTS LOOKED AWFUL SUNDAY BUT N.Y. STILL DEALING WITH EMOTIONAL DISTRESS FROM HURRICANE .. SHADES OF KATRINA DEVASTATION .. SAINTS LOOKED TERRIFIC .. BUT REALLY SEAN PEYTON TO COACH COWBOYS? SAY IT AIN'T SO LUV ..

Joseph May

November 12, 2012 at 9:25 AM

congrats on a great win Tim

Kash Poet

November 12, 2012 at 8:06 AM

Great Footles!!Congrats on your win!

Sara Kendrick

October 24, 2012 at 2:44 PM

Got some chuckles..Enjoyed reading this afternoon...Thanks for stopping by..Your presence at my work was uplifting...Sara

Gwendolen Song

October 24, 2012 at 4:20 AM

Yep! It's no wonder that Ms. Dietrich found her way over to these awesome footles...she is a footle nut herself and knows a quality footle!!! Never been very good at these footles ...truly an art form in its own category!! I have written many political poems over this past election cycle...some are much better than others...TOTUS MIA is one you may enjoy too...Keep them fingers crossed as the final countdown approaches! :) g.

Andrea Dietrich

October 23, 2012 at 6:56 AM

hahahaha, you are exactly like me when you do these, Tim. You find a good joke in the title!!! That is the whole point of a footle. YOu know what? I think I may have the exact one as you with the "diner whiner" one!! but I sure never though of benign feline and toot her hooter. Awesome!!