Short Bbq Poems

young and old we eat 
smokin joes bbq 
nice quiet luncheon...

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Born days 20 old
Baby not buried burned 
Question this to answer God...

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Be not a slave to Labour Day.
BBQ cook? No flippin' way.
Keep it all non-laborious –
Extolling sloth most glorious....

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rub my butt with spices
baste my breasts with olive oil
slather my wings and things with sauce
butter my thighs, slow broil

	ah, the savory delights of a summer BBQ!...

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death will come quickly 
express elevator down 
new home BBQ city 

  

Date Written:3/7/2023 

"4 Place"...

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Patriotism and Holidays seem to go hand-in-hand
Fire up the BBQ; strike up the brass band

  Picnics down by the lakeside; it's all mighty grand
  Though I'd rather be known for my love of this land...

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Too many kabobs
to skewer
plus bone-dry ribs.

Me?  I’ll stay
with pink lemonade

and watch 
       the turbid sky
and watch
       the stars reload

And so study 
serious stockades a
stick up their collective...

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Cut off jeans are for me.

Cultured pearls just for thee.

Clowns make me want to pee.

Cooking BBQ from the sea.

Chaps I wear on each knee

Cowboys drink beer not tea.

Cowgirls dance with much glee.

 

Date Written:10/12/2020...

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Summer time I love this season.  Flowers grow, no more snow.  A BBQ in the garden.  I sit 
and read by the pool.  

Summer time so much fun.  Long lazy days.  I can hear the children playing.  Eating ice 
cream.

Summer time Come around soon.  My favorite season....

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The house is full
Kids are cranking out the tunes
Horseshoes are flying
Kicking down the dunes

Speakers are shaking
Electric guitars are blaring
BBQ is cooking
Neighbors are starring

Kids are rocking
I'm trying to get to bed
Oh, I give up
Rocking the house instead!...

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Where 
art though
my pretty
BBQ face?
I long for you, my beef brisket beauty!

My smokin hot habanero pepper,
burn me with love!
No need to 
wipe the 
sweat…

Sauce
on your 
face and you
couldn’t care less.
I am so in love with food, and with you.

July 18th, 2016...

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Long hot summer months 
Sweating-BBQ-swimming-ice tea 
Fall is coming soon 


Date Written:6/4/2021 
Bite Size Poem no.4 Poetry Contest Poetry Contest              Sponsored by: Line Gauthier...

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Friends have an open invitation, dusky sky, soft rock music~
It’s all part of the experience of barbecuing—I Am Anaya


Rustic charred mesquite fired up
Aromatic smoke 
Sweet guavas, fish, steak, grilling
Blazed creamed artichoke
Decadent pastry
Black Velvet
Lime

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An empty studio:
the man of the passionate handwriting
belts his dog

come my glory, my plebeian bride
hamster bagels

glitter indeed:
meticulously chosen bbq charcoals
as whimsical jewellery

“I’m so on fire and hear the wind”

Your grabbers, call them back 
let me   su.su

“No, don’t touch me now,
let me talk”...

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It's memorial day
Don't forget it's not OK
To think it's just a day for you
To enjoy a BBQ
And have an extra long weekend
Forgetting lives lost who defend
Your freedom and paid the price
With their unselfish sacrifice
Keep them in your memory 
Never forget the families
Who won't have them by their side
Keep these heroes actions alive...

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Pretty blossoms in the spring
“Bob” for them at Halloween

BBQ cooked with the wood
Sauce, butter, juice – also good

Red, yellow, green - take your pick
Dipped in caramel on a stick

Sweet, sour, tart- taste to savor
Raw, bake, fry – lots of flavor

Cake, muffins, fritters - to try
The best of all is a pie

Yummy!
...

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The Summer sun is calling my name, 
Oh, the juicy BBQ chicken on the flame.

Don't forget the swimming pool,
It will be hot, but I'll be cool.

My skin now has a sun-kissed tan,
Now my cousins will be jealous man!

The beach is best of all,
Where the waves are really tall!

So that is my Summer dream,
Time to go get some ice cream!

By: S. S....

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Starting the BBQ pit with your PICTURES

SLAPPING you on a hot grill

Adding some salt to your WOUNDS

Pouring pepper on to make you CRY

Cutting you open to see if you BLEED still

STABBING you to throw you to the dog

Dousing the FLAME I made

I just needed a moment to vent. His words of revenge got to me there for a 
second. Awwwww...I feel better now!...

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Ben is Australian, a BBQ king,
Burning and scorching meat is just his thing.

He came from Aus some years ago, and met his own lovely English rose.

He still has an accent, but has learnt to call his friends mate, instead of just cobber,
He loves fly fishing because you carry less clobber.

Ben's prefect day would be to catch a trout,
Then BBQ it and share it about...

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liquid oxygen, nitrogen, napalm
the many methods of modern BBQ
multi-pronged igniters injecting mainline
high pressure laser guided fusion reactors
subatomic quantum mechanical quasar energy
photons vibrating in Orion’s nebula
disintegrating galactic supercharged plasma
ejected from hemorrhoids at warp speed 
inner core’s event horizon is compromised
came through the worm hole
didn’t see it coming...

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The lack of wind
Frost creeps in
Thick and heavy
Like the political agenda
Cuts to health care
And education
Sunday panelty rates
Hades may well
Freeze over
But
A frost is usually
Followed by a sunny day
And on the BBQ the bacon sizzles
The short skirt reveals too much thigh
But the frost
Has the last say
In the end
The cold shoulder
Goes with
The roast of the day
And a free bottle
Of red....

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I'll tell you what I have
You show me what you've got

I've have a plant
Do you have a pot

I have a table
Do you have a chair

I have a house
Do you have a garage anywhere

I have a bed
Do you have sheets

I have a heart
Do you have the beats

I have a BBQ
Do you have the steak

I have the give
Do you have the take

It does take much
To find a perfect match

You simply need to ask
To find the right catch...

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not...
hmmm'ing andt
yawnnn'ing......
but concerns be
as navigated so
it's up and to it
with a mind-set
to be an oar-knot
that questions the
weather.....that be
colder in pastimes
such that.....these
possible rain-days
may end the snow
andt...t'is better to
shelve both shovel
and boots.....to go
to that spring-melt
waterfall......where
the one andt...only
real good fishing
spot where deep
lines mean fresh
fish  for the bbq

stan sands dust...

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October days are dark and cold
But the People don’t complain
No one seems to stay at home 
Because there’s wind and rain

People come from out of state
They hate the weather scene
The residents of Washington say
“It’s what keeps us green”

When a bright and sunny day
Finally comes around
The weather is talked about
By everyone in town

Sun glasses on - the BBQ lit –
Lawn chairs on the grass
Skip your work - enjoy the sun –
It’s sure not going to last...

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They call me the BBQ slinger
Well known for my back to back ringers
My aim is dead true
When I'm tossin' them shoes
I could wrap round' a bumble bee stinger.

My skill with the irons well known
These rookies all covet my throne
I'm the king of the pit
They best deal with it
Cause these beers put me right in the zone

I'll conquer till' no one remains
And brag of ice water filled veins
Not even a test
to prove I'm the best
And poised to continue my reign....

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