Joe Inka Poet Limerick

Horse Shoe Hero

They call me the BBQ slinger
Well known for my back to back ringers
My aim is dead true
When I'm tossin' them shoes
I could wrap round' a bumble bee stinger.

My skill with the irons well known
These rookies all covet my throne
I'm the king of the pit
They best deal with it
Cause these beers put me right in the zone

I'll conquer till' no one remains
And brag of ice water filled veins
Not even a test
to prove I'm the best
And poised to continue my reign.

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Sara Kendrick November 8, 2011 at 5:47 PM Interesting..Congrats ..Sara

Poet Destroyer A November 7, 2011 at 10:32 PM JOE..CONGRATULATIONS ~ IN THE SHOE CONTEST... I THINK every title is aweome.. ;-) Have a wonderful NIGHT, GOD BLESS,..P.D.

Linda-Marie Sweetheart November 7, 2011 at 9:12 AM Congrats Joe on a magnificent win in the Shoes contest luv...

Ralph Taylor November 7, 2011 at 8:52 AM Congrats, Joe. Great write. Enjoyed. Nice going. All the best. Ralph

Skat A November 6, 2011 at 10:40 PM JOE~ SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY~ CONGRATULATIONS!~ in my shoe contest~LUV*SKAT

Linda-Marie Sweetheart February 5, 2011 at 6:18 PM Awesome Joe .. a wonderful Limerick full of fun and skill too.. good luck int he contest luv..

Carolyn Devonshire February 5, 2011 at 1:37 PM Joe, I hope you've entered this in the "shoes" contest, because it's definitely a winner! As for the gators, a recruit visited the gator coach and said he prayed he'd be accepted. The coach said he could pay 25 cents and call God from his phone. Same thing happened with the Hurricanes. But when he visited Bobby Bowden, the recruit was handed the phone and told, "It's a free call from here." Saint Bowden strikes again! Love, Carolyn

Debbie Guzzi February 5, 2011 at 12:37 PM Now here a limerick! great meter PLEASE write me an animal limerick for children for my contest start da DUM da/ There was a..please with sugar? Light & Love

Michelle Mac Donald February 5, 2011 at 6:01 AM Fun and funny! :) I needed a smile this morning. Your rhyme scheme should be credited...it falls together while telling an outrageously funny story. Best to you, Mikki

Poet Destroyer A February 4, 2011 at 9:12 AM Awesome limericks, are they for the shoe contest.. if so good luck... p.d.

Anthony Nutter February 4, 2011 at 3:14 AM If your talent pitching is as good as this write you will reign for a long time. Nice piece.