Short Bandits Poems

Bicycle bandits,
ran rapid through the hood
"No this is my bike!!!"...

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against the moonlight
the cool masked invaders
steal the cat’s food...

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The cadaver of an emperor
Lying in wait at the bottom of the catacombs
He is halcyonily waiting
Not for bandits but for Life...

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armed bandits in the doctor’s office
we can spot the ones who have had a lobotomy
Their masks are under their noses and their chins...

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Feels like only bandits wear masks 
Tellers shouldn't wear em for doing their tasks
In the old wild west
Sheriffs were the best 
We knew the rules we never had to ask...

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Spread salt - to trouble, there is an opinion.
What   big  a nonsense. You must not worry.
Spread cocaine a kilogram, which cost a million,
The one, that the bandits gave you for a storage....

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I've noticed a pattern
Drawn to abusive planets
Need a cyclone of change
I thrown my past to bandits

Change, change
From sunrise to sunset
Everything feels strange
My heart is turning dark red


---Work in progress---...

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TO JSB, WITH MUUUUCHLY LOVE
AN INCRUDIBLE RIDE
381 YOUME  

 
Infamous duo Bonnie and Clyde
traversed a rollercoaster ride
covert collaboration
sweet exhilaration
forged identikits
spotlight bandits
villainous
genius
us
...

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Eighteen and eighty-three
Cinema poetry
Wagons precarious
Bandits? Hilarious!
Not so gregarious
Shooting at me! 

Lightning miss yellow hair
Not too bad, pretty fair
Oregon, here we go
Shooting a buffalo
With Sam, Comanche beau
Bison for free!...

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The pirates they came dancing, like bandits in her head, 
Her memories evoking,
Which she wished rather dead. 
The pirates were relentless, treasure soon they found. 
Her memories evoking, 
They danced a merry dance with them, no longer were they bound....

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Bootlickers and bandits
Brutalising the poor
Impoverishing [poverty
Preachers and prostitutes
Partisan puppets
Promoting political promiscuity
impunity
Right brothers so tight with sorcery
Bribery and forgery their mockery, I dread
Robbers of my bread
In spring Isweat....

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He's been swingin' clubs since trouble began.

   The Great Leader proclaims he hath no plan!

      Hey man!  There is a crisis,

         With some bandits called Isis!

            Cease yer 'putt'erin' and 'strategize', man!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved...

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Little bandits raid my trash, 
hiding behind their little masks. 
The rascals have themselves a bash, 
leaving me to clean up the aftermath. 
I turn on the lights and off they dash, 
scurrying into the night in a flash, 
but all will return back very soon. 
They know I have a special fondness for the raccoon....

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What were you thinking of mother
When you gave me that extra sardine
You know they are my favourites
Now…I am not feeling too fine

Why you looking like that mother
What you fancying to do
Please don’t pick me up
Or for sure will do a p@<>@....  Whewww

Penned 26 October 2017
Contest: write me something funny...

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Words are all I can leave
That enrich the account we own,
No banker can offer more
Than a heart free of loan
 
Keep them safe as I have done
From bandits of our years,
Every thought denied each naught
Matured with few of tears
 
Treasures have we lived
With best of hope and free, 
True words are the best I give
Our bond is thus to we...

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The furry band of thieves crawl in the night,
wielding Zorro masks and sly grins,
soundless in single file,
under fences and through prickly bushes,
the little ones straggling in back,
they come upon their spoils,
ripe and red for the taking,
juices flow down their chins,
a light has flooded the crime,
their last bites taken,
fleeing satisfied...

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A nurse saunters by 
wearing all black
even black nursing shoes
I never saw that before

The ones with super hero scrubs work with children.
But which patients does she work with?
Do they think of her as a real nurse not wearing white?

Questions to ponder as I see masked bandits
enter in and out of doctor’s offices, sharing this germy common room....

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Emotional bandits
Waiting, looking, hunting for
A drip of emotion
To abuse, to make fun of
To disrespect
Like leaches they are
Ready to suck until there is no more
Emotional bandits
Preying on emotions
They themselves showing none
Inhumane as they are
I refuse to be like them
So, I’ll hide my emotions from them
While I nurture the human in me.

Wendy Nipas...

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Shine on my shine.
I'll take a double portion.
Who claps for me?
So there, you have it!

Never build a case
against yourself.
Lest, one forgets his own, 
histrionic, self-defeating issues. 

Shine on my shine,
you bandits!
You can't have 
it all.

I'll be the one,
to gloss it all over again.
So pay attention,
and pay me.

Pay me now!
Shine on my shine....

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Slimy gloppy corn smut
Smeared on a tortilla
Tastes like a monkey's butt
Thank you, Pancho Villa.

Crows' hearts in chili sauce
Beer-battered crickets
Bad luck and double-cross
Ten dollar tickets.

Bar fight in El Dorado
Devil on the trail
Mule train in Colorado
Bandits of the rail.

Vampires and gunslingers
Snakes off the grill
Harlots, saloon keepers,
Ghosts of Boot Hill....

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Right now in Nigeria
People reject The Rear
Or just say The Rear fear
And warn their Treasured Dear
Never to The Rear near...

No Fine Hats; Plain Head Gear
Instead of Good Gun, Spear
Meeting Familiar Beer,
Where only Paupers cheer…

Right now in Nigeria 
Love begins with A Leer
For Enrichment A Seer…

Right now in Nigeria 
Spirit - Swarmed Fearsome Ria
And Bandits that flesh sear!...

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The future will never wait
So I figure lets channel the surplus now
While there's salt in the flesh
And juices run through veins
In the main feed of life
Waste no time to get it right
Keep crafting like serpent's artillery
Charge off like bandits in the night
Blazoned with the candle of love
Strike me through wanton abyss
Blissful on God's endless pyre 
Inspire the sparks of romance
On this love emboldened...

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No smoke comes from the chimney.
Snow lies lifeless on the ground.
The universe seems frozen.
Unable to make a sound.
The train doesn’t run through here anymore.
Not even the bandits come around.
.
Neither truth nor lie.
Sky seems dead and gray.
If you laughed or if you cried.
No one could hear you anyway.
.
The popping of the vinyl will never be heard.
Or affect anyone’s soul.
In the 4G world.
Of the autotune digital upload....

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BETRAYAL
And the young boy of marriageable age
Went forth into the valley
The valley of the fallen kings
With the needy brother
Or so he seems then
In search of his sick sister
Who lies dying in a cave

After days of walking
Stopping to hide from bandits
A time too many
They come upon the cave
But the sister is invisible
The needy brother isn’t a brother
But a lure
He goes mute
The sorceress appears
And the young boy of marriageable age's
Time is neigh....

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Sandra  Stanwick Ain't Butter Sandwiches


anguish, bandage
Sandra  Stanwick
banish,  bandits
bandits, bandwidth,
standing, branding    
handless manage
vanquish vantage
languish, manage
language, mannish
Spoken token 
 spanish

handed, handle
candid, candle, 
wearing arraying
mandich, manish, 
sandals, , spandex, , , 
stanich,stranded,
tannish, vanish
ate, eight
butter clutter
sandwhiches

05/24/18
Written by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018...

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