Short Asshole Poems

When it's not about me
How'm I s'posed ta act?

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stike3, i'm outa here

(ps, I might be an asshole)...

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I've arrived...
D.O.A.
There wasn't much I could say,
Had I passed my final day?
Had I faced my final goal?
Not quite,
For for me D.O.A.
Merely means
Dumb Old Asshole....

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I smile when-
Woman has strange men over
You laugh and mind business
Married to your asshole neighbor

I frown when-
Man wants medicine for kid,
Clinic shut down,
Alcohol delivered a government payout...

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I may be an asshole
and what makes this contest so hard for me

is I don't know if it stinks worse than it shrieks sirens
or shrieks more than it stinks compost.

Dilemma unresolved.
Thanks for listening....

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I'll instigate an incident
Exaggerate significance 
Initiate a conflict 
Purely form of interest
Consider me an Asshole
Although I'm considerate 
Enough to let you speak
Until you prove that you're an idiot...

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Well, well, well, well, this is the story of four holes
How's that for a real grabber my merry old souls
Ear holes, nostrils, and mouth
And another one further south
But my sheltered upbringing won't allow me to say asshole...

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Well, well, well, well, this is the story of four holes
How's that for a real grabber my merry old souls
Ear holes, nostrils, and mouth
And one other a little bit further south
My sheltered upbringing won't allow me to say asshole...

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Well, well, well, well, this is the story of four holes
How's that for a real grabber my merry old souls
Ear holes, nostrils, and mouth
And one other a little further south
But my sheltered upbringing won't allow me to say asshole...

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Well, well, well, well, this is the story of four holes
How's that for a real grabber my merry old souls
Ear holes, nostrils, and mouth
And one other a little bit further south
My sheltered upbringing won't allow me to say asshole...

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The Cemetery

Children going back from school
and took the quick way through the cemetery.
They stopped by a new dug grave.
One of the children said: who was he?
Oh, just another old asshole.
One of the children said.
Since my soul overheard their remark
I forgave them,
The truth is we are all assholes
And our life is mostly without any consequence....

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Where only dating ocean waves
I've come to see them fine
When every ocean wave going by
has come to see me pine

That everything they'd hope for me
is leveling out my mind
When all the hopes they've lived for me
are settling me to find

That everything I go to do
can tell me where they've been
When all the world's an ocean wade
and I'm a dip within...

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Whinging is contagious around here,
I just never met Mr. Right, my dears,
But I have met some right players,
Like loverat Mr. Liar,
or Mr. Asshole, too bad,
Then there is Mr. Player,
or Mr. Asshole, too bad,
Then there is Mr. Douchebag,
Yes, whinging is contagious here,
Too bad I never met Mr. Right, my dears,
Never mind, that's enough,
Being bullied toughens you up!...

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Your Wonderful Mother

I hate to talk about your mama, she's a good old soul,
She's got as hump backed pussy and a rubber asshole,
She's got nipples on her titties as big as a plum,
She's got scales on her ass that's tight as a drum,
She's got somthin' 'tween her legs called "sweet love jam",
It smells like shit but it's good, goddamn!
Yo ho ho and a bottle full rum,
She's so good she makes a dead man come!...

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I had the oddest experience 
Tonight
my son, was not my kind
And I kinda didn't know what to do
my son was being you
you
but he doesn't know you
and you don't deserve a mention
So forget that I did
I'm at odds
so nothing matters?
Everything I taught him
is nothing?
My sweet Son
Sun
I can't accept this DNA crap
I won't
allow you to be asshole to the mother of your child
I am so sorry, my sweet, I don't take your side

love mom...

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NONE OFTHEE ABOVE SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT CAUGHT UP IN BUMPIN AUDIO ON LEWIS STREET THE FBI SENT ME TO BUY PAGERS YEARS AGO I LEFT TOWN NEVER EVER LOOKED BACK SO DON'T THREATENING ME WITH THAT BULL CONJOURING TRINA BELL MCKISSICK TERRORISTS THREATS UM UJ UT UY UP UD UCIRO THE ORGANIZED CRIME FAMILY I'VE SEEN THE MOVIE 310 TO YUMA ASSHOLE THE BOSS TRIES TO GET AWAY WITH BEING EXECUTED FOR MURDER KILLING A DISABLED CATTLE RANCHER DON'T EVER THREATENING MY LIFE AGAIN...

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