Short Asshole Poems
Short Asshole Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Asshole by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Asshole by length and keyword.
Suckin' At Drama Queen Writes
When it's not about me
How'm I s'posed ta act?
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stike3, i'm outa here
(ps, I might be an asshole)...
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Categories:
asshole, angst,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
D.O.A.
I've arrived...
D.O.A.
There wasn't much I could say,
Had I passed my final day?
Had I faced my final goal?
Not quite,
For for me D.O.A.
Merely means
Dumb Old Asshole....
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Categories:
asshole, allegory, angst, confusion, funny, sorry,
Form:
Burlesque
I Smile and Frown When
I smile when-
Woman has strange men over
You laugh and mind business
Married to your asshole neighbor
I frown when-
Man wants medicine for kid,
Clinic shut down,
Alcohol delivered a government payout...
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Categories:
asshole, life,
Form:
Senryu
Oo Do Not Read This Poem
I may be an asshole
and what makes this contest so hard for me
is I don't know if it stinks worse than it shrieks sirens
or shrieks more than it stinks compost.
Dilemma unresolved.
Thanks for listening....
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Categories:
asshole, friendship, thank you,
Form:
Carpe Diem
Social Maestro
I'll instigate an incident
Exaggerate significance
Initiate a conflict
Purely form of interest
Consider me an Asshole
Although I'm considerate
Enough to let you speak
Until you prove that you're an idiot...
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Categories:
asshole, adventure, cool, evil, hilarious, power, smart, social,
Form:
Rhyme
This Poem Is For Smart Assholes
that believe
that happiness can be found by telling lies
over
and over again
and that you can start a relationship by lying
over
and over
again
playing the smart asshole
over
and over again
on the brake of your lies...
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Categories:
asshole, abuse, age, allegory, allusion, america, angel, anger,
Form:
Free verse
My Sheltered Upbringing
Well, well, well, well, this is the story of four holes
How's that for a real grabber my merry old souls
Ear holes, nostrils, and mouth
And another one further south
But my sheltered upbringing won't allow me to say asshole...
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Categories:
asshole, humor,
Form:
Limerick
My Sheltered Upbringing
Well, well, well, well, this is the story of four holes
How's that for a real grabber my merry old souls
Ear holes, nostrils, and mouth
And one other a little bit further south
My sheltered upbringing won't allow me to say asshole...
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Categories:
asshole, fun,
Form:
Limerick
My Sheltered Upbringing
Well, well, well, well, this is the story of four holes
How's that for a real grabber my merry old souls
Ear holes, nostrils, and mouth
And one other a little further south
But my sheltered upbringing won't allow me to say asshole...
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Categories:
asshole, fun,
Form:
Limerick
My Sheltered Upbringing
Well, well, well, well, this is the story of four holes
How's that for a real grabber my merry old souls
Ear holes, nostrils, and mouth
And one other a little bit further south
My sheltered upbringing won't allow me to say asshole...
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Categories:
asshole, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Cemetery
The Cemetery
Children going back from school
and took the quick way through the cemetery.
They stopped by a new dug grave.
One of the children said: who was he?
Oh, just another old asshole.
One of the children said.
Since my soul overheard their remark
I forgave them,
The truth is we are all assholes
And our life is mostly without any consequence....
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Categories:
asshole, art, bereavement, best friend, betrayal,
Form:
Blank verse
A Dip Within
Where only dating ocean waves
I've come to see them fine
When every ocean wave going by
has come to see me pine
That everything they'd hope for me
is leveling out my mind
When all the hopes they've lived for me
are settling me to find
That everything I go to do
can tell me where they've been
When all the world's an ocean wade
and I'm a dip within...
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Categories:
asshole, analogy, image, ocean, perspective,
Form:
Quatrain
Toughen Up
Whinging is contagious around here,
I just never met Mr. Right, my dears,
But I have met some right players,
Like loverat Mr. Liar,
or Mr. Asshole, too bad,
Then there is Mr. Player,
or Mr. Asshole, too bad,
Then there is Mr. Douchebag,
Yes, whinging is contagious here,
Too bad I never met Mr. Right, my dears,
Never mind, that's enough,
Being bullied toughens you up!...
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Categories:
asshole, anti bullying, break up, discrimination, evil, farewell,
Form:
Free verse
Your Wonderful Mother
Your Wonderful Mother
I hate to talk about your mama, she's a good old soul,
She's got as hump backed pussy and a rubber asshole,
She's got nipples on her titties as big as a plum,
She's got scales on her ass that's tight as a drum,
She's got somthin' 'tween her legs called "sweet love jam",
It smells like shit but it's good, goddamn!
Yo ho ho and a bottle full rum,
She's so good she makes a dead man come!...
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Categories:
asshole, cute love, dark, mother, , sweet love,
Form:
Burlesque
Love Mom
I had the oddest experience
Tonight
my son, was not my kind
And I kinda didn't know what to do
my son was being you
you
but he doesn't know you
and you don't deserve a mention
So forget that I did
I'm at odds
so nothing matters?
Everything I taught him
is nothing?
My sweet Son
Sun
I can't accept this DNA crap
I won't
allow you to be asshole to the mother of your child
I am so sorry, my sweet, I don't take your side
love mom...
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Categories:
asshole, mother, sad, son,
Form:
ABC